Joe Schmoe's

5123 Ball Rd, Cypress
(657) 214-0511

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CP M

Cool place for burgers and Bar-B-Q.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jim Drake

Schmoe's is a local gem. Expanded menu to add BBQ items. I had the pastrami sandwich for the 1st time and it was good.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Cindy Woods

Terrific tuna melt. Excellent party melt.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Matthew Deakins

Great food. Great atmosphere.periodt.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

S Freeman-Jewett

Updated 8/14/25
Loved the updated smokehouse menu! I got the pulled pork sandwich with kansas city sweet bbq sauce, so happy to finally have good bbq in Cypress. Cant wait to try more of the new menu, Bravo!!

food, quick service, and cold beer! That makes me a happy girl.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Tj Robinson

Driving by this place for years….. today I stopped in to give it a try…. I’m mad I waited this long to try it! Great bacon cheese and TOTS

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Keith Desroche

This is a Gem of a restaurant! The food is killer, the staff exceptional, the environment perfect. Burgers, dogs, shakes and everything in between is scrumptious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Josh

Great service and great people! I will continue to eat lunch Joe Schmoes because of the friendly staff and how great the food is! Very fresh and tasty.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Briant Ung

Spicy chicken sandwich is our family's favorite.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Nick Cekorich

Really nice. Didn't eat there but did notice where you would eat if you planned on eating there. Lots of T.V's almost like a sports bar.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Chris Rodriguez

Whenever i'm in this area, I needed to stop by joe schools great food and customer service

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Joe m

Stores stopped selling alcohol at one o'clock, and the guy almost snapped at me when I tried to get him to unlock the cooler

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 2

Service: 1

June Wong

Rating just for the frozen custard. Points for hand scooped instead of soft serve. The single scoops are pretty large. Both the vanilla and chocolate were icy. Maybe they weren’t super fresh, and got icy waiting for someone to order it? Tasted better once it warmed up a bit. We got plastic soup type spoons (with deep bowls), which made eating the frozen custard harder. Great tasting custard though. Great atmospheric place, looks like it’d be fun on a weekend.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

michael belanger

Great custard icecream

Manny Ramos

Good spot to take the hungry kiddos.

Kid-friendliness: Yes

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chili, Chicago Dog

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