Joe Schmoe's
5123 Ball Rd, Cypress
(657) 214-0511
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Cool place for burgers and Bar-B-Q.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Schmoe's is a local gem. Expanded menu to add BBQ items. I had the pastrami sandwich for the 1st time and it was good.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Terrific tuna melt. Excellent party melt.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great food. Great atmosphere.periodt.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Updated 8/14/25
Loved the updated smokehouse menu! I got the pulled pork sandwich with kansas city sweet bbq sauce, so happy to finally have good bbq in Cypress. Cant wait to try more of the new menu, Bravo!!
food, quick service, and cold beer! That makes me a happy girl.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Driving by this place for years….. today I stopped in to give it a try…. I’m mad I waited this long to try it! Great bacon cheese and TOTS
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This is a Gem of a restaurant! The food is killer, the staff exceptional, the environment perfect. Burgers, dogs, shakes and everything in between is scrumptious.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great service and great people! I will continue to eat lunch Joe Schmoes because of the friendly staff and how great the food is! Very fresh and tasty.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Spicy chicken sandwich is our family's favorite.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Really nice. Didn't eat there but did notice where you would eat if you planned on eating there. Lots of T.V's almost like a sports bar.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
Whenever i'm in this area, I needed to stop by joe schools great food and customer service
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Stores stopped selling alcohol at one o'clock, and the guy almost snapped at me when I tried to get him to unlock the cooler
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 1
Rating just for the frozen custard. Points for hand scooped instead of soft serve. The single scoops are pretty large. Both the vanilla and chocolate were icy. Maybe they weren’t super fresh, and got icy waiting for someone to order it? Tasted better once it warmed up a bit. We got plastic soup type spoons (with deep bowls), which made eating the frozen custard harder. Great tasting custard though. Great atmospheric place, looks like it’d be fun on a weekend.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Great custard icecream
Good spot to take the hungry kiddos.
Kid-friendliness: Yes
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Chili, Chicago Dog
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