Joe Schmoe's

5123 Ball Rd, Cypress
(657) 214-0511

Recent Reviews

Mike

Great custard strawberry

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Custard

Dave Clayman

Get the hand dipped corn dog

Sandra Montez

Love Joe

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Custard

Jeff Hagan

Always great food!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

R. Fitz

My first time eating here. How did I not know about this place. The food was great and the customer service was Excellent.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Onion Rings, Chicago Dog

Smyyachts

Good food did a burger right, medium rare with grilled onions.Hamburg was fresh not from a frozen patty. The custard dessert was very creamy, like a high quality ice cream.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Paul Stimmler

They got a portion of our order wrong and when informed and ask to fix refused to correct it. Mediocre food, but good atmosphere.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 2

Heather McCain

Good food reasonable price and great in/outdoor

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Al Bri

Lots of tv with various things playing food is always delicious and

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Onion Rings, Tater Tots, Hot Dog with Mac Cheese with Bacon, Chili, Irish Nachos, Babe Ruth Dog

Zoran Turudic

Great little place. Food is delicious and love the atmosphere.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 3

Tim Puckett

There was a Santa Claus that came in and thanked 4 cops for their service. The cops were eating, it's very safe there, I think...well it feels safe. This place is America. In every way imaginable. Corndogs are amazing. Oddly romantic dine in.Parking: Zero anxiety parking lot.Kid-friendliness: The staff is always friendly and it is just chill there.Wheelchair accessibility: No steps or anything. It's all ground level.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Tater Tots

Jarrod Chambers

Great food and location prompt service and a awesome value priced menu.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Tracie Kling

UPDATE: 11/22/23 Thanksgiving Eve. I placed an online order. I’m bringing custard for the fam tomorrow night for an addition to desserts.As soon as I pulled up, James seen me from inside and came out to my car with my order. He was quick, friendly and what stood out the most was his honesty! I paid him in cash and ‘thought’ I gave exact change but realized I overpaid him; only because he told me!

Atmosphere: 5

Recommended dishes: Chicken Strips, Tater Tots, Nashville Hot Chicken

Nick Zastrow

The Mexican/ Indian worker told me my online order was not ready for pick up as I walked in but he was sitting on a stool on the other side of the room and directed me to go outside immediately. He’s so lazy he didn’t even check to see if my order was ready. Thank goodness another employee was on top of it and found my order ready for pick up.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 1

Mariah Daniels

Cool place with great items. Their custard is yummy. Very smooth. Their Irish tatortots are too die for.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Tater Tots, French Fries

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