In the kitchen, the boss had a "treat," But he thought he was safe from a greet. When the waiter walked in, With a wild, knowing grin, Now the gossip is rich and complete!
The boss in the restaurant, bold, Thought his secrets were safe to uphold. But when someone came through, He turned red, lost his view, Now they jest about tales that aren’t told!
There once was a boss full of glee, In the lavatory, feeling quite free. But the chef walked right in, Caught him in a spin, Now they whisper, “What *else* could it be?”
The boss had a “break” in the loo, With his thoughts and his fantasies, too. Then a waiter came in, To a sight that was grim, Now the kitchen’s all buzzing with “who knew?”
In the office, the boss took a chance, With his “me time” a curious dance. But when he got caught, With hot tension distraught, Now they tease him with laughter and prance!
The boss thought his secrets were sly, Till the door swung wide, and oh my! With a gasp and a stammer, He fought a bright glamour, Now his tales are the talk of the fry!
In the lavatory, loud cries arose, As the boss sat, he felt quite exposed. With a slam of the door, Came an employee’s roar, “Didn’t think you’d be doing *that* pose!
What did the employee say when he walked in on his boss beating his meat? “I didn’t realize we had a ‘hands-on management’ training session today!”
How did the boss react when he got caught in a compromising position? “Well, that’s one way to keep ‘employee morale’ high!”
Why did the boss turn red when caught in the act? “I thought this was a 'hands-on' approach to team building!”
What did the employee do after walking in on the boss? “I quickly learned to knock twice and say, ‘I’m here for the meat meeting!’”
5. Why did the boss insist on using that room for “private meetings”? “Who knew it would lead to a ‘beef’ between employees!”
6. How did the employee feel after accidentally catching his boss? “Let’s just say, that’s one meeting I wish I could ‘unsee’!”
7. What did the boss say to the employee after getting caught? “You're not supposed to ‘tender’ details like that!”
8. Why did HR get involved after the incident? “Someone learned the hard way that there are better ways to ‘work out’ stress!”
9. What’s worse than walking in on your boss? Walking in on your boss and discovering he was just trying to prep for ‘steak night’!
10. What did the employee say when he walked in on his boss? “I think you misunderstood the phrase ‘the meat of the matter’!”
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 4
Service: 4
Carlo N.
The Village Eatery is nice bistro nestled in the heart of Glendora, California. It is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you will enjoy. It’s indoor and outdoor seats were spacious and cozy. Their menu has a robust selection of food and drinks. We came to grab brunch after our hike at a nearby trail. I had coffee, water and orange juice; pancake and greek omelette x wheat roasts x potatoes. Drinks were deliciously refreshing; food was modest in taste and flavor. Service was slow to decent but can definitely be improved. Plenty of street parking. Prices were economically fair.
Overall, their breakfast was banal but drinks were great.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 3
Service: 3
Ric Dominguez
Good experience.. First time. Good food and good service.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
SEA SCAPE
Excellent tuna salad 1/2 sandwich with fresh herbs and bread/cheese/garnish options, pesto pasta salad, and black coffee. Great service and comfortable atmosphere. I’d be surprised if this restaurant isn't always packed for breakfast and lunch! Steve H
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Antone
Had breakfast here and the food was awesome. Our waitress Leanna took great care of us!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Andrew Fuentes
I booked a business meeting there for a party of 10 and they attended everyone with A class service! Especially Evelyn. I recommend the chicken fried steak with eggs! There is something different about the food there I can’t explain. Definitely coming back again!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
Christina A
Went in for breakfast and had an amazing server. Leanna was so pleasant and no one should be that happy in the morning ? but she is. She engaged the kids and is such a sweet person. Service was great, food was great. If your looking for great service ask for Leanna!
Talk about the best comfort food! You're greeted with a smile, not only is the food FANTASTIC, they serve a generous amount!!! With the surge of prices happening wherever you go, rest assured you'll get your money's worth here. I moved from here 19 years ago and when I'm in town.... I'm here at the Village Eatery!! Excellent!!!!! ❤
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
Bill Brammer
Had the avocado bacon cheese burger, big and very
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Kristy R
Unfortunately I was disappointed with this restaurant. Food was dry. Service was good.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 4
Kristy Rangel
Unfortunately I was disappointed with this restaurant. Food was dry. Service was good.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 4
Jake Woods
Some of the best eggs benedict I've had in a long time, the hollandaise sauce was by far in the top 3! The home frys were perfect every single one was crunchy not a mushy one to be had!
Great service! Food was delicous!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Monte Cristo
In the kitchen, the boss had a "treat,"
But he thought he was safe from a greet.
When the waiter walked in,
With a wild, knowing grin,
Now the gossip is rich and complete!
The boss in the restaurant, bold,
Thought his secrets were safe to uphold.
But when someone came through,
He turned red, lost his view,
Now they jest about tales that aren’t told!
There once was a boss full of glee,
In the lavatory, feeling quite free.
But the chef walked right in,
Caught him in a spin,
Now they whisper, “What *else* could it be?”
The boss had a “break” in the loo,
With his thoughts and his fantasies, too.
Then a waiter came in,
To a sight that was grim,
Now the kitchen’s all buzzing with “who knew?”
In the office, the boss took a chance,
With his “me time” a curious dance.
But when he got caught,
With hot tension distraught,
Now they tease him with laughter and prance!
The boss thought his secrets were sly,
Till the door swung wide, and oh my!
With a gasp and a stammer,
He fought a bright glamour,
Now his tales are the talk of the fry!
In the lavatory, loud cries arose,
As the boss sat, he felt quite exposed.
With a slam of the door,
Came an employee’s roar,
“Didn’t think you’d be doing *that* pose!
What did the employee say when he walked in on his boss beating his meat?
“I didn’t realize we had a ‘hands-on management’ training session today!”
How did the boss react when he got caught in a compromising position?
“Well, that’s one way to keep ‘employee morale’ high!”
Why did the boss turn red when caught in the act?
“I thought this was a 'hands-on' approach to team building!”
What did the employee do after walking in on the boss?
“I quickly learned to knock twice and say, ‘I’m here for the meat meeting!’”
5. Why did the boss insist on using that room for “private meetings”?
“Who knew it would lead to a ‘beef’ between employees!”
6. How did the employee feel after accidentally catching his boss?
“Let’s just say, that’s one meeting I wish I could ‘unsee’!”
7. What did the boss say to the employee after getting caught?
“You're not supposed to ‘tender’ details like that!”
8. Why did HR get involved after the incident?
“Someone learned the hard way that there are better ways to ‘work out’ stress!”
9. What’s worse than walking in on your boss?
Walking in on your boss and discovering he was just trying to prep for ‘steak night’!
10. What did the employee say when he walked in on his boss?
“I think you misunderstood the phrase ‘the meat of the matter’!”
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 4
Service: 4
The Village Eatery is nice bistro nestled in the heart of Glendora, California. It is a neighborhood favorite, and offers a casual, friendly dining atmosphere that you will enjoy. It’s indoor and outdoor seats were spacious and cozy. Their menu has a robust selection of food and drinks. We came to grab brunch after our hike at a nearby trail. I had coffee, water and orange juice; pancake and greek omelette x wheat roasts x potatoes. Drinks were deliciously refreshing; food was modest in taste and flavor. Service was slow to decent but can definitely be improved. Plenty of street parking. Prices were economically fair.
Overall, their breakfast was banal but drinks were great.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 3
Service: 3
Good experience.. First time. Good food and good service.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Excellent tuna salad 1/2 sandwich with fresh herbs and bread/cheese/garnish options, pesto pasta salad, and black coffee.
Great service and comfortable atmosphere.
I’d be surprised if this restaurant isn't always packed for breakfast and lunch!
Steve H
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Had breakfast here and the food was awesome. Our waitress Leanna took great care of us!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I booked a business meeting there for a party of 10 and they attended everyone with A class service! Especially Evelyn. I recommend the chicken fried steak with eggs! There is something different about the food there I can’t explain. Definitely coming back again!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
Went in for breakfast and had an amazing server. Leanna was so pleasant and no one should be that happy in the morning ? but she is. She engaged the kids and is such a sweet person. Service was great, food was great. If your looking for great service ask for Leanna!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Best breakfast in Uptown Glendora.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
Best breakfast in Uptown Glendora.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
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Talk about the best comfort food! You're greeted with a smile, not only is the food FANTASTIC, they serve a generous amount!!! With the surge of prices happening wherever you go, rest assured you'll get your money's worth here. I moved from here 19 years ago and when I'm in town.... I'm here at the Village Eatery!! Excellent!!!!! ❤
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
Had the avocado bacon cheese burger, big and very
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Unfortunately I was disappointed with this restaurant. Food was dry. Service was good.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 4
Unfortunately I was disappointed with this restaurant. Food was dry. Service was good.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 4
Some of the best eggs benedict I've had in a long time, the hollandaise sauce was by far in the top 3! The home frys were perfect every single one was crunchy not a mushy one to be had!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Eggs Benedict
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