Funky Monkey

22554 Main St, Hayward
(510) 733-2334

Recent Reviews

Luis Latre

Monday nights steak

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 4

H. C.

Staff is cordial but when off duty, some of them tend to be homophobic (making homophobic remarks out loud) and profiling others. Or at least their friends are while they laugh along with their friends rather than correcting them. Sure they may be drunk. Still not an excuse.

art goyeneche

Great steak nit on every other Monday. So delicious ?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Donna Marr

They are so friendly

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

George Stocks

Neighborhood barFood on mondays,hayward locals.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Ally Y.

Leslie is the best!! My friend and I stopped in on a whim last week and Leslie hooked us up! I'm a big IPA gal but my friend isn't so Leslie let us try a few beers to see which one we wanted. The Funky Monkey is definitely dive-y and unassuming. The prices for the chips+salsa and beers we got were beyond reasonable, probably the best I've seen in the Bay Area in a long time. Anyway, Leslie is a hoot and we'll definitely be back to see her again

Joeann P.

The Funky Monkey has now been around for 17 years. It's an amazing great local bar to hang out at lots of friendly people we've all known each other for 30 years or longer.

Danayit R.

We went on a Friday with my partner and sister. It was pretty quiet for a Friday but maybe it was just early. The bar is pretty clean, the lighting is nice, there is a pool table at the back of the room which is cool I guess but you surely can't play pool here if it gets crowded. There was only one female bartender at the bar and even thou there weren't that manu people at the bar she took her time getting to us. My sister and I sat at the bar and my partner went to play pool; I ordered my usual dirty gin martini which was pretty good, my sister ordered a Michelada cocktail which she said wasn't that great and my partner ordered a beer in the bottle. This place is said to be a place you can dance at but I don't see where you would dance at, maybe it works in some kind of way or the other. I don't think I would go to this place again but it seemed like a pretty chill bar to hangout at if you are in the area.

Huda Yousif

Great bar and atmosphere. Reminds me of a nightclub in San Francisco.

Daniel L.

First time ever here and will not be back Wasn't even here 1 minute and got a nasty attitude from the male bartender with a creepy vibe.. He basically turned me away. I was just looking around the joint seeing if it was worth being in there because the pub across was just as dead probably less actually wonder why lol. It's ok he was too busy talking to the ladies lmaooo. That's his concern. Who knows what he's doing... he seems like a creep.he literally told me take a walk.. was a total douche. Dude in some sports jersey.

Doug Brochier

JoAnn throws the best parties.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 4

Arielle H.

Fuck stars I know for a fact I was drugged here the other night 2 Space dusts and a blackout? B*** you got me fucked up.

Nicholas

Great beer selection, multiple dart boards, no in and outs.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Darryl Kaminski

Relaxed atmosphere. Great bartender Leslie.

Get Money

That place is ok but there a bartender that think she all that and make people mad and be skipping people songs and she say she the manager I don’t think she is her name is Jennifer she make that bar look like a dump and place you don’t won’t to go to no more bad service

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