Square Pie Guys

845 Beach St, San Francisco
(415) 890-2335

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Phil Clarke

Fantastic pizza pie. Very filling. Great wings, even though I dropped one on my short ... oops. Definitely worth a visit if in the area. One pizza and a side is ideal for two people to share. Really nice red ale too.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pepperoni Pizza with Vodka Sauce, Brussels Sprouts

John Hiebert

The pizza is great! It is deep dish, which I am not normally a fan of, but the crust is crispy in a very pleasant. The service is very good as well. You don’t have to use the electronic ordering platform if you’d rather not. Their Caesar salad is not a Caesar salad at all. It has kale and uses green goddess dressing.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

Jessica Harrison

I saw this on TikTok and had it saved for the next time my kids wanted pizza. There was no line. We were also able to park right on the street. (We were here on a Saturday around 5pm - during All Star Weekend)

The pizzas are about $22-$25 each or more.

We got the pepperoni pizza. I made a create my own because I wanted Hawaiian. We also got a side of French fries which were just under $10.

I got a side of ranch for $1.75 (it was nasty and didn’t eat it - I think it was a dill ranch)

We waited at the bar for a table while our food was being cooked. Luckily a table opened up before our food came. They do have outdoor seating with heat lamps - but my kids wanted to eat inside.

The service was friendly and efficient. The pizza was really good. We will definitely be back.

We had left overs to take home.

Check it out if you are in the area. 🍕

Parking: We found street parking easily on Saturday at 5pm

Kid-friendliness: Definitely is kid friendly

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Ana Olivares

Pepperoni pizza + root beer

I love eating here when I'm around the area

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Joaquin Parra

Expensive, small, poor taste, undercooked, and bad quality. I do not recommend anyone coming here. Through my bad experience the service was great and manager helped me out.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 5

ashita vijay

Their best kept secret is the spicy jalapeno pepperoni pizza which can only be ordered online through their website or you need to get it in person. You don't get this option on Uber eats

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Mat Lit

Had some top-notch service and food as well as a great view of the bay at this location.

While the pizza was great , the kale Caesar (which didn’t have much kale) and Brussels sprouts were just fabulous. My favorite pizza was the Ellen 2.0, which was sort of like a combo; the vodka sauce in particular was especially good.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Quinland Wong

Make sure you get honey with your pizza. The pizza is crunchy to the last bite. Highly recommended.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Snigdha Agarwal

Very average "vegetarian pie". The base sauce had no flavor or there was none. All I could taste was cheese and oil from the crust. Disappointing!

Antonio Otero

Yikes. Hadn’t been here in about a year. Wow. What a drop off. I’ve included a photo of my old five star review. The least offensive dish we had were the brussel sprouts, and they were oil laden and over cooked. The Kale Caesar had industrial croutons and old Kale and Romaine. The Wings were dry and bland. All these dishes were better than the Pizza! Square guys: stop in and fix this.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 1

Service: 3

SHRIRAM SUBRAMANIAM

Very good exceptional pizza shop

May Lor

This is my go to place for gluten free pizza and vegetarian style in SF. It's reasonably priced and made fresh every time. Download their app to accumulate points for discounts. Located in front of the Gharadelli marketplace which is a bonus for us since we can hit the gift shops around. I usually try to find parking in front of the restaurant as possible vs the parking garage.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jordanna Thigpen

I love this restaurant, the food is fresh and delicious, with really amazing service.

Vegetarian options: Excellent vegetarian options; many fresh vegetables

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Detroit Style Pizza, Crispy Brussels

Pradyum Balaji

I must say with all genuinely that the food was as good as I expected but hear me out here. The water was heaven. 12/10 water, it was like the sweet nectar that filled the cups of Zeus as he presided over Earth from his throne on Olympus. Every sip feels like an ocean drowning away my worries and woes. The water was exuberant, exhuming the spirit of all humanity. It was deluxe, well crafted, and soothing to the tongue.

TLDR: the water was fantastic. The air was also pretty good.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Grace K

This was our first time eating here. Really liked the way you order/pay at a touch screen monitor, get a number, and then food is delivered to your table. Service was friendly and fast. The Brussels sprouts were solid. But the pizza. We ordered the mush-o-roni which was inedible because it was SO salty (and this is coming from someone who only eats pizza with pepperoni). My partner and I ended up leaving half the pizza behind. I've read such positive reviews of this place but unfortunately that wasn't my experience.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 2

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Mush-O-Roni, Brussels Sprouts

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