Squat & Gobble Café
$$ • American, Creperies, Burgers
Hours:
1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco
(415) 665-9900
About Squat & Gobble Café
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Buttermilk Pancakes or Brioche French Toast
Eggs Benedict Classic
Crab Cake Florentine
Side French Fries
French Onion Soup
Western Burger
Italian Crepe
House Salad
Home Fries
Steak
Squat & Gobble Café Reviews
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Hours
| Monday | 8AM - 8PM |
| Tuesday | 8AM - 8PM |
| Wednesday | 8AM - 8PM |
| Thursday | 8AM - 8:30PM |
| Friday | 8AM - 8:30PM |
| Saturday | 8AM - 8:30PM |
| Sunday | 8AM - 8PM |
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Squat & Gobble Café is a cozy spot located right outside the muni station. The staff is friendly, and there is a good variety of offerings for breakfast and brunch. While some dishes like the salmon scramble may not feel very healthy due to oily potatoes, the Castro omelette is a popular choice. Customers can order at the counter and enjoy their meal, with options like iced tea and delicious coffee available. The café also offers items like the Angus Chuck Burger, which has a nice charred flavor and a thick patty, though some find it a bit bland and pricey. Additionally, the Mac & Cheese comes with choppy green onions. For dessert, the strawberry Nutella crepe is a delightful treat, served warm with whipped cream and a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream. Overall, it is a convenient and satisfying place to grab a meal in the area, featuring a clean eating space and great service.