Squat & Gobble Café

1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco
(415) 665-9900

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Ramon Ray

So good. Taste. Service with a smile

Robin Horner

Very nice staff, good food, and lots of variety. It's my neighborhood spot.

Matthew Ow

Had the Angus Chuck Burger w/fries. Food wasn’t the best, kind of bland. A little expensive considering what you get. Otherwise, we had a good time. Clean eating area and service was great!

Jay Chino

There are plenty of open seats for a Saturday. We ordered the tuna melt, Angus Burger, Mac & Cheese, and scramble eggs, sausage, and pancakes. Portions were fairly larger.

The burger had a nice charred flavor, a very thick patty. Perfect amount of food for me. Fries were crispy yet soft on the inside.

The Mac & Cheese has choppy green onions with it.

Dave Oak

My daughter had the chicken parm and liked the chicken. She thought the marinara sauce was too acidic (although, she was expecting more of an Italian style sauce, and it just was more of an American style).
I had the French onion soup and traditional sliders. French onion soup was too salty (1 out of 5). The slider patties were very small relative to the slider buns. Patties were way overcooked. Dry, dry, dry.
Ambiance is fine — typical for this style of casual cafe restaurant.
Service is poor — Servers never checked back in after dropping off the food. They do not offer any follow-ups.

Arnulfo Lopez

Great food, great service. Occasionally feel rushed.

Jesus Galaz-Montoya

Very good! Friendly service, too

Honaywax

Had to ask for Mimosa three times, finally came after meal and it was the wrong kind, canceled order. Had avocado toast and the avocados were over ripe. Philly cheese stake had almost no cheese and one small slice of red pepper. Disappointed because I used to go to the one in Marina and it was great!

Martina Bueno

So delicious 😋 quick service. I can't wait to go back. Will definitely be my go to breakfast place.

onfirephotos

Busy, but service was friendly and food came pretty fast. I had the roast chicken sandwich, it was excellent.

THE RICH

Love it!!!! After a few days... they know exactly what you like... Beautiful and greatly appreciated

Rachel Cipkins

Delicious breakfast with good sized portions

Davey Jones

Service was good. Food was mediocre at best and extremely overpriced.

Anna P

Vegetarian options: There are enough veggie options that omnivores and vegetarians can dine together. Try the onion soup with their yummy garlic toast.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Home Fries, Eggs Benedict, Soup

Josilyn Faragasso

Yummy croissant breakfast sandwich!!
Great service as well!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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