Squat & Gobble Café

1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco
(415) 665-9900

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Tan Walk1

Clean professional customer service

Ru Alonso

bland and expensive

CRISTINA GARCIA

Good food nice service

Jennifer Chinchilla

Meh, go somewhere else else. Overpriced, overcooked kirkland eggs with burnt coffee and astronomical prices. You can get much better quality of food and service literally anywhere else. The saddest $90 spent.

nomuna nomu

We had steak sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, and chicken crepes food taste was good and service was good. But their coffee tastes like paper. We loved their fries.

Marie Norman

Generous portions, the food tastes good most of the time; but there's always that 2 times out of 5. That they don't get my order right

Katherine Manalo

Went there for breakfast yesterday. I enjoyed the Whole Thing, which was a cinnamon crepe with roasted walnuts and also a chai latte. The staff was very friendly and attentive. They checked in on us several times. Overall a great experience at this spot!

Danny Rubio

Good food and fast service!

Ramon Ray

So good. Taste. Service with a smile

Robin Horner

Very nice staff, good food, and lots of variety. It's my neighborhood spot.

Matthew Ow

Had the Angus Chuck Burger w/fries. Food wasn’t the best, kind of bland. A little expensive considering what you get. Otherwise, we had a good time. Clean eating area and service was great!

Jay Chino

There are plenty of open seats for a Saturday. We ordered the tuna melt, Angus Burger, Mac & Cheese, and scramble eggs, sausage, and pancakes. Portions were fairly larger.

The burger had a nice charred flavor, a very thick patty. Perfect amount of food for me. Fries were crispy yet soft on the inside.

The Mac & Cheese has choppy green onions with it.

Dave Oak

My daughter had the chicken parm and liked the chicken. She thought the marinara sauce was too acidic (although, she was expecting more of an Italian style sauce, and it just was more of an American style).
I had the French onion soup and traditional sliders. French onion soup was too salty (1 out of 5). The slider patties were very small relative to the slider buns. Patties were way overcooked. Dry, dry, dry.
Ambiance is fine — typical for this style of casual cafe restaurant.
Service is poor — Servers never checked back in after dropping off the food. They do not offer any follow-ups.

Arnulfo Lopez

Great food, great service. Occasionally feel rushed.

Jesus Galaz-Montoya

Very good! Friendly service, too

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