Squat & Gobble Cafe

2263 Chestnut St, San Francisco
(415) 441-2200

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Huevos Rancheros

Home Fries

Crab Cake

Our store offers products with peanuts, tree nuts, soy, milk, eggs, and wheat. While we take steps to minimize the risk of cross contamination, we cannot guarantee that any of our products are safe to consume for people with peanut, tree nut, soy, milk, egg or wheat allergies. The Gluten Free Food Items are prepared in a common kitchen with risk of gluten exposure. These Food Items are NOT recommended for customers with Celiac Disease. Consuming raw or under-cooked eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness

ALCOHOL: Must be 21 to Purchase

You must present legal identification showing proof of age 21 or over at the time of Purchase Alcohol, in store or delivery.

Protein Options (OC-Base)

Build Crepe

Includes Onions, Choice of Cheese, and your choice of up to Three Veggies. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

The Hangover Crepe

All Natural Ground Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Onions & Bacon Bits . Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Chicken Pesto Crepe

Chicken Breast, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun-dried Tomato & Pesto Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Mama Mia Crepe

Mozzarella Cheese, Onions, Spinach, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Tomatoes, Topped with Marinara Sauce & Parmesan Cheese. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Shrimp Florentine Crepe

Shrimp, Garlic, Spinach, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Mozzarella Cheese & Pesto Cream Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Zorba The Greek Crepe

Mozzarella & Feta Cheese, Eggplant, Roasted Red Peppers, Onions, Spinach, Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Philly Cheese Steak Crepe

Grilled Angus Beef, American Cheese, Mushrooms, Onions & Bell Peppers with Chipotle Aioli. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

BBQ Chicken Crepe

American Cheese, Bell Peppers, Onions, Corn, Cilantro & BBQ Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Veggie Fajita Crepe

Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Tomatoes, Black Beans, Corn, Pepper Jack Cheese. Topped with Ranchero & Tomatillo Sauce, Jalapeño Sour Cream and Crispy Tortilla Strips. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Italian Crepe

Italian Sausage, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Tomatoes, Scrambled Eggs & Mozzarella Cheese, Topped with Pesto. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad

Dessert Crepes

Nutella Crepe

Nutella Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side

Fruity Nutella

Bananas, Strawberries, Blueberries, Nutella, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon, Topped with Blueberry Sauce. Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side

Whole Thing

Bananas, Roasted Walnuts, Brown Sugar, Cinnamon & Nutella Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side Whipped Cream on Request for To Go and Delivery Orders

Strawberry Nutella

Strawberries & Nutella Topped with Strawberry Sauce Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side

Sweet As Apple Pie

Apple Compote, Roasted Walnuts, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side

Soup & Chili

-French Onion Soup

Onions, Butter , Sugar, Brandy, Chicken Base, Beef Base, Flour, Croutons Crumbs and Topped with Swiss Cheese

Veggie Black Bean Chili

Black Bean, Bell peppers, Onions, Garlic, Celery, Canola oil, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper, Fresh Cumin, Tabasco, Chili Powder, Thyme, Paprika, Bay Leaves, Burgundy Wine, Tomato Paste, Crushed Tomato, Chiles, Tomatoes, Sour Cream and Cilantro

Salads

Kale Caesar Salad

Kale, Romaine, Crouton Crumbs, Parmesan

Mexican Chicken Salad

Grilled Chicken Breast, Romaine, Tomatoes, Black Beans, Roasted Corn, Red Onions, Red Bell Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese, Avocado, Crispy Tortilla Strips, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Cilantro & Lemon Cumin Vinaigrette

Asian Chicken Salad

Grilled Chicken Breast, Romaine, Cabbage,, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Red Bell Peppers, Crispy Rice Noodles, Peanuts, Fresh Herb Mix & Asian Dressing

Mediterranean Salad

Kale, Quinoa, Red Onions, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Red Bell Peppers, Feta Cheese and Fresh Herb Mix Tossed with Lemon & Oregano Vinaigrette

Salmon Cobb Salad

Grilled Salmon Filet. Mixed Greens with Romaine, Fresh Herb Mix, Gorgonzola, Bacon, Crouton Crumbs, Avocado, Tomatoes, Hard Boiled Egg & House Vinaigrette

Thai Steak Salad

New York Strip Steak, Mixed Greens, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Peanuts, Mixed Herbs with Lime Vinaigrette Dressing

House Salad

Mixed Greens, Cucumbers, Carrots, Tomatoes & House Vinaigrette

Sandwiches

Fried Chicken Sandwich

Crispy Buttermilk Fried Chicken Breast with Swiss, House Coleslaw, and Chipotle Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

Grilled Cheese

American Cheese on Grilled Country Bread Served with French Fries and Pickle Wedge.

Angus Cheese Steak Sandwich

Grilled Angus Beef, American Cheese, Caramelized Mushrooms, Onions & Bell Peppers On a Hoagie Roll

Tuna Melt Sandwich

American Cheese on Grilled Country Bread Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

Steak Sandwich

Grilled New York Strip Steak with Swiss Cheese, Caramelized Onion & Mushrooms on Garlic Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Mozzarella, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes & Pesto Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

Crab Cake Sandwich

Arugula, Red Onions, Tomatoes & Chipotle Aioli on Brioche Bun Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

Albacore Tuna Salad Sandwich

Tuna Salad, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onions, on Country Bread with Mayo. Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge.

Eggplant Sandwich

Mozzarella, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes & Pesto Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries

Grilled Salmon Sandwich

Arugula, Red Onions, Tomatoes & Lemon Dill Aioli on Brioche Bun Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge

Burgers

Western Burger

1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Crispy Onion Strings & BBQ Sauce on a Brioche Bun. Served with French Fries

Angus Chuck Burger

1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce, Red Onions on a Brioche Bun. Served with French Fries

Beyond Burger (Plant Based)

(Plant Based) Beyond Meat Patty, Arugula, Tomatoes, Red Onion & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun. Served with French Fries

Sliders

Fried Chicken Sliders

Fried Chicken Breast with House Coleslaw & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun

Cheeseburgers Sliders

Three Sliders with American Cheese on a Brioche Mini Bun

Crab Cake Sliders

Three Sliders with Arugula & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun

Tacos

Baja Crispy Fish Tacos

Two Tacos with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle and a Choice of Side

Beyond Beef Tacos

Two Tacos Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Avocado, Salsa Fresca, Chipotle Aioli Aioli and a Choice of Side

Crispy Chicken Tacos

Two Tacos with House Coleslaw & Chipotle Aioli and a Choice of Side

Steak Tacos

Two Tacos with Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Salsa Fresca, Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream Aioli and a Choice of Sider

Grilled Shrimp Tacos

Two Tacos with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli and a Choice of French Fries or House Salad

Gobble Plates

Chicken Wings

9 Pieces with Choice of Classic Buffalo Sauce or Mango Habanero with Ranch Dressing

Fish & Chips

Beer Battered Fish House Coleslaw & Tartar Sauce Served with French Fries

Seafood Platter

1 Crab Cake, 2 Fried Fish and 3 Fried Shrimp House Coleslaw, Tartar Sauce & Chipotle Aioli. Served with French Fries

Grilled Steak Plate

New York Strip Steak, Topped with Caramelized Mushrooms & Onions Served with House Salad and French Fries

Citrus Salmon Filet Plate

Lemon Dill Aioli Served with House Salad and French Fries

Pasta

Mac & Cheese

Nine Month Aged White Cheddar, Cavatappi Noodle, Topped with Breadcrumbs and Green onions

Chicken Parmigiana

Breaded Chicken Breast with Melted Mozzarella Served Over Spaghettini with Marinara Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread.

Chicken Rigatoni

Chicken Breast, Sautéed Broccoli, Roasted Garlic & Onion Served in a Traditional Alfredo Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread.

Angus Beef Rigatoni

Sliced Steak, Onions, Mushrooms & Roasted Garlic, Stroganoff Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread

Spaghettini Bolognese

Classic Meat Sauce (Italian Sausage & Ground Beef) Fresh Basil & Parmesan

Grilled Salmon Rigatoni

Grilled Salmon Filet, Onions, Roasted Garlic, Mushrooms, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Broccoli & Pesto Cream Sauce

Spaghettini Marinara

Topped with Parmesan Cheese

Eggplant Parmigiana

Fried Eggplant with Melted Mozzarella Served Over Spaghettini with Marinara Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread.

Spaghetti with Prawns

Sautéed Prawns, Onions, Roasted Garlic, Marinara Sauce, Fresh Basil & Parmesan

Breakfast Specials

Croissant Sandwich

Two Eggs Scrambled with Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese in a Warm Croissant Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Triple Gobble

Two Eggs, Two Buttermilk Pancakes or French Toast, Your Choice of Bacon, Smoked Pit Ham -Or- Chicken Apple Sausage ADD ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS – Blueberry Compote – Banana, Roasted Walnuts & Nutella – Banana, Strawberries & Nutella – Cinnamon Apple Compote & Roasted Walnuts

Breakfast Burrito

Avocado Toast

Sliced Avocado on a Thick Slice of Country Bread, Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served With a Side of Fruit Salad

Huevos Rancheros

Two Eggs Over Easy, Pepper Jack Cheese & Corn Tortillas, Topped With Our Spicy Ranchero Sauce, Served With Black Bean Chili & Jalapeño Sour Cream

Croissant Sand. Sub Hoagie

Two Eggs Scrambled with Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese in a Hoagie Roll Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Pancakes -- French Toast

Buttermilk Pancakes

Three Buttermilk Pancakes with Powdered Sugar. Served with 100% Maple Syrup ADD ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS – Blueberry Compote – Banana, Roasted Walnuts & Nutella – Banana, Strawberries & Nutella – Cinnamon Apple Compote & Roasted Walnuts

Brioche French Toast

Blueberry Pancakes

Three Buttermilk Pancakes, Topped with warm Blueberry Compote with 100% Maple Syrup, Powdered Sugar and Whipped Cream

Blueberry French Toast

Three Slices Brioche French Toast Topped with Warm Blueberry Compote and served with 100% Maple Syrup and Whipped Cream

Eggs

Eye Opener

Two Eggs, Any Style Served with Country Bread Toast and Choice of House Potatoes and Fruit Salad

Steak & Eggs

New York Strip Steak, Two Eggs Any Style Served with Country Bread Toast & House Potatoes

Benedicts

Eggs Benedict (Classic)

Grilled Smoked Pit Ham Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Fried Chicken Benedict

Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with choice of choice of side.

Burger Benedict

Angus Beef Patty, Grilled Tomatoes & Bacon Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Lox Benedict

Smoked Salmon, Grilled Tomatoes, & Spinach Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin. Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Florentine Benedict

Grilled Tomatoes & Spinach Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Crab Cakes Florentine

Crab Cakes and Grilled Spinach Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with choice of choice of side.

Omelettes

Build Omelette

Three Eggs. choice of Cheese, Add up to 3 Veggies (Included) Served with Country Bread Toast & Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Bourbon St Omelette

South of the Border

Pepper Jack Cheese, Black Bean Chili & Avocado, Topped with Salsa Fresca, Jalapeño Sour Cream & Cilantro. Served with Country Bread Toast and Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Fillmore Omelette

Three Eggs, Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese. Served with Country Bread Toast & Side of Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Nor-Cal Omelette

Three Eggs, Chicken Apple Sausage, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Broccoli, Avocado, Mushrooms & Pepper Jack, Topped With Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Sour Cream. Served with Country Bread Toast & Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Castro Omelete

Three Eggs, Feta Cheese, Tomatoes, Spinach & Kalamata Olives, Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Scramblers

Build Scrambler

Choice of CHEESE Add up to 3 Veggies (Included) Served with Country Bread Toast & Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes

Santa Fe Scrambler

Pepper Jack Cheese, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions, Black Beans, Roasted Corn & Avocado, Topped with Tomatillo Salsa, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Crispy Tortilla Strips & Cilantro. Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Don Moi Scrambler

Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese Topped with Avocado, Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Sour Cream. Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Milan Scrambler

Italian Sausage, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Tomatoes & Parmesan Cheese, Topped with Pesto Sauce. Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Smoked Salmon Scrambler

Eggs, Tomatoes, Green Onions, Topped with Avocado, Lemon Dill Aioli, & Everything Bagel Seasoning Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.

Kids Menu

Kids- Silver Dollar Pancakes

Silver Dollar Pancakes- with Strawberries, Powdered Sugar, Whipped Cream, 100% Maple syrup and Fresh Fruit

Kids- Rigatoni Pasta

Rigatoni Pasta- with Choice of Butter or Tomato Sauce Topped with Parmesan Cheese.

Kids- Popcorn Chicken

with Fruit, French Fries & Ranch Dressing

Kids- Grilled Cheese

Sourdough, American Cheese, French Fries and Fruit

Kids- Mac & Cheese

Rigatoni & Cheese sauce. and Fresh Fruit

Kids- Mini Cheeseburgers

American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, French Fries & Fruit

Kids- Quesadilla

wIth Kids Fruit

Kids- Triple Gobble

One Pancake, One Scrambled Egg, one Slice of bacon and Fresh Fruit

Sides Proteins

Side Breakfast Protein

Side Grilled Salmon

Side Chicken

Side NY Steak

Side Burger Patty

1/2 LB Angus Chuck

Side Shrimp

Sides Bread

Side Country Bread

Side English Muffin

Side Croissant

Side Dishes

Side House Potatoes

Side Kale Caesar Salad

Kale, Romaine, Crouton Crumbs, Parmesan

Side Fruit Salad

Side French Fries

Side Onion Strings

Side House Salad

Side All Strawberries

Sides MISC.

Side Egg/s

Side Avocado

Side Steamed Broccoli