The Funny Farm Restaurant

4898-150 San Felipe Rd, San Jose
(408) 622-6953

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Six Cheese Grilled Cheese
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
BBQ Brisket Cheddar Melt
Beef Short Rib Poutine
Truffle Parmesan Fries
Truffle Shuffle Burger
Chicken Wing-A-Lings
Crispy Onion Rings
Chicken Sandwich
Barnyard Burger

Burgers
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Our toasted brioche roll is dressed with Funny Farm burger sauce and dill pickle, then topped with our fresh 6oz Angus beef patty, gooey Swiss cheese, a pile of sautéed mushrooms, truffle oil, and a little crispy bacon!
The Cowboy Burger
1/3lb. Angus beef patty with chopped pulled pork rib meat, onion ring, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and funny farm sauce on a toasted brioche roll.
The Farm Burger
Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and funny farm sauce on a toasted brioche roll.
Get Shorty
Our fresh angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!
The Impossible Burger
The best plant-based burger patty with American cheese, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a brioche roll.
Philly Burger
Classic Angus beef burger topped with shaved Philly beef, grilled onions, peppers, provolone, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and funny farm sauce on a toasted brioche roll.
City Slicker Burger
1/3 lb. patty char-grilled with Swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and funny farm sauce on a parmesan sourdough bread.

French Fries
Short Rib Poutine
Thick cut fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds, our house made poutine gravy blend, braised beef short rib, and crispy fried onion strings.
Poutine
Steak cut fries tossed with melted cheese and brown gravy.
Steak Cut Fries
Big chunky fries. Golden brown and seasoned to perfection.
Stinky Fries
Steak fries with house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.
Buffalo Chicken Poutine
Thick cut fries, loaded with white cheddar cheese curds, and topped with our poutine gravy blend. Topped again with buffalo boneless wings, blue cheese dressing and diced celery.
Loaded Tots
Crisp, golden brown tater tots, loaded up baked potato style, with bacon, shredded cheese, sour cream and scallions!

Melts
Philly Steak Melt
Thinly shaved beef, American cheese, provolone cheese, grilled onions, peppers, house seasoning blend, on thick cut brioche.
Mother Clucker
Grilled cheese stuffed with two fried eggs, black forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.
BBQ Brisket Melt
Griddled Sourdough stuffed with gooey cheddar and jack cheese, braised beef brisket, and BBQ sauce.
El Jeffe
Shredded mojo pork, shaved black forest ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard, and pickles grilled on a thick cut brioche.
The Firebird
Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, fire roasted red peppers, sweet onion chipotle sauce, and zesty pepper spread on a grilled sourdough bread.
Angus Beef Patty Melt
One 1/3 lb. angus beef patty seasoned and grilled on the flat top. American cheese, grilled onion, and funny farm sauce.
The Wonderbird
Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, and tomato slices on a grilled sourdough bread.
Classic 6-Cheese Melt
Sourdough bread grilled DGB in our buttery parmesan jack & cheddar spread. Stuffed with gooey American, provolone, and Swiss cheeses. Served with a side of maple syrup.

Other Eats
The Frenchie
Fried white meat chicken tenders topped with shaved black forest ham, melted Swiss cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a grilled brioche roll.

Rettos
Fried Chicken BLT
Fried chicken tenders, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, ranch dressing, and cheddar & jack cheese.
Monte Cristo
Turkey, black forest ham, bacon, Swiss cheese wrapped in a tortilla. Deep fried chimichanga style.
The Early Bird
Bacon, two eggs, ham, American, Jack & Cheddar cheese, tater tots, and salsa.
Porkasaurus Rex
Pulled pork, shaved black forest ham, crispy bacon, jack & Cheddar cheese, tots, and BBQ Sauce.
Burgereeto
Angus beef burger, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, FF sauce, and fries wrapped in a flour tortilla.

Snacks
Chicken Wing a Lings
Served with celery sticks and bleu cheese dressing.
Lil' Peckers
A basket of all white meat chicken tender fritters. Served with ranch, BBQ, or sweet & sour sauce.
Beer Battered Onion Rings
Basket of thick cut sweet onion rings dipped in a DBG beer batter.
Fully Loaded Tots
A pile of crispy tater tots loaded with Cheddar & Jack cheese, bacon, sour cream, and thin cut scallions.

Mac n' Cheese
Pork Knox
Our famous mac n cheese is loaded with toasted truffle crumb, crisp bacon, pulled pork, BBQ rib meat, BBQ sauce, and crispy onion strings.
Fungus Amongus
Gooey mac n cheese topped with toasted truffle crumb topping, and garlic butter sautéed mushrooms.
Big Poppa
Our famous mac n cheese is blended with our house made jalapeno spread, then topped with toasted truffle crumb, pepperjack cheese, bacon and jalapeno poppers!
The Big Cheese
Our gooey, cheesy, mac n cheese. Topped with toasted truffle crumb.
The Mac Daddy!
Our big cheez is loaded to the max with pulled pork, bacon, fried chicken, crispy onion stringz, and a runny fried egg!
Philly Mac n Cheesesteak
Our gooey mac n cheese is topped with toasted truffle crumb, shaved sirloin steak, grilled peppers and onions, and provolone cheese.

Sweet Tooth
OMG Cookies 3pk
You will get a mixed three pack of our house baked giant cookies. Pop em into the microwave for 10 seconds and it will be like they just came out of your oven!
The Bombe.com
This dessert is THE BOMB! Moist dark chocolate cake, a layer of milk chocolate mousse, a layer of white chocolate mousse, and a coating of chocolate ganache.
Razzle Dazzle Lemon Drop Cake
The perfect combo of sweet and tart! Lemon and raspberry with white chocolate shavings, and moist Italian sponge.
Peanut Butter Pie
Creamy rich peanut butter and chocolate filling, studded with chocolate chips, and topped with a gooey chocolate ganache and peanut butter cups, all loaded into an Oreo cookie crust.
Rainbow Cake
Taste the rainbow! Layers of colorful vanilla cake and rich Italian butter cream.

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Recent Reviews

Best place to take your family and friends. My niece took us to this place with their family . The food was amazing and our server was fantastic. Will visit here again when we’re in the area.
February 2025
Would highly recommend if you haven't gone. Last day is 2/2/2025!! So make it out there asap and show ur love!!!

Best monte Cristo(with jelly) I've had!!

The mother Clucker was phenomenal as well. The wife had that, we both got a sandwich made for other person so we shared... Haha

Servers were super polite and professional.

I know they're closing.... Unfortunately!! 😭

Drinks...
February 2025
Is such a unique place, don't be off put by the attitude of any servers, they're having fun, let it happen. The food was outstanding, i got the firebird melt, absolutely delicious. bathrooms are clean. And the price range is somewhere in between in n out and five guys. Not too bad nowdays
January 2025

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The Funny Farm Restaurant

4898-150 San Felipe Rd, San Jose, CA 95135
(408) 622-6953