Greetings fellow citizens of San Marcos! Some of you may know me as the caped crusader, fighting for equality and justice for all in this town. Perhaps some of y'all have seen me perched on top of the clock tower in the Town Center, or gliding through the beautiful blue sky, pursuing for evil doers. I am a living legend! But some of you may be asking how this came to be...What is this hero's origin story?So you see... it all started 5 years ago, on the fateful day of February 14th, 2018. I was cruising over to my favourite frozen yogurt destination after getting my heart broken. The love of my life who I had met on LinkedIn had dumped me because I dipped my fries in water and fed them to her, screamed and threw ketchup at the employee when I heard his British accent, and put mustard in my date's burger, causing her to have an "alleged" allergic reaction. Anyways, I entered the heavenly yogurt premises, allowing myself to be carried away by the gorgeous yellow lighting and sticky floors. I started to fill my cup with the delectable flavours of artificial sugar, but as I started, I noticed something extremely strange about the yogurt. It was glowing a mysterious colour and was a musty odor. However, this wasn't particularly new, and I gobbled up the sweetness in an instant. A couple hours after I ate it, I noticed that I started to glow out of the blue. I figured out that I had the wonderous ability to shoot globs of frozen yogurt from my hands. I decided I only wanted to use my powers for food, and ever since then, I've been the sole protector of civilians from great evils!-
Lingdi zhang
If I had to choose between Yogurt Utopia and Menchie's Frozen Yogurt in San Marcos, I would go to Yogurt Utopia any day. Personally, i believe with the wide variety of toppings at yogurt utopia, there's a lot more to work with and I love the prehistoric vibe they are going for. In my years of overlooking the competition between the powers, it seems that the tension is escalating, inciting more skirmishes. The employees have been going at each other, engaging in the store parking lot with plastic spoons and gummy worm catapults; armistice is not likely within the coming days. many people have been affected and the border hasn't budged and they're currently at a standstill. I've fought in this war since the pandemic for the Utopians against the Menchans and a proud veteran awarded a peanut brittle heart... but my real heart will be with all the employees lost. Please take some time out of your day to visit yogurt utopia!
Aiden Zhang
I don’t usually take the time out of my day to share what I think about a business, but this deserves a review.I live pretty close to this place so last weekend I took my spouse, my ten children (Jean-Louise, Derek, Tucker, Samuel, Alison, Gertrude, Nolan, Gilbert, Wilson, and Blubbs), my parents and my spouse’s parents, and my children’s friends from school to eat frozen yogurt because it was a very hot day. But for some reason, the manager wouldn’t serve us! The reason was “there’s not enough cups for all of you” and “your toddlers are licking all the toppings” but I really don’t see how that’s an issue of refusing us service… I even asked for only sample cups but the employee just looked at me with an expression of bewilderment.They even made our family clean up after the mess that our family made. We will be moving to Kosovo soon.
dar rad
Wow! Just wow! This fine-dining, heavenly cuisine is in a league of it's own, and to call this place just a "fro-yo" establishment is cardinal sin. If you're currently reading this, I implore you to gallop over to Yogurt Utopia in San Elijo Hills this instant! I'll bet all of my life's savings (approximately 300 Rupees) that you'll find this masterclass establishment enjoyable. First, let's talk about me. As an avid ice enjoyer, I was quite disappointed when I initially found out there when was no ice, rather a disgusting, horrendous, malodorous, foul beast of an rip-off dairy product made by so called "health advocates", but when I got a taste of what they had in store! I must have drank at least 2 gallons of Peanut Brittle and Rainbow Unicorn Dream Blast Bubblegum Bonanza Gummi Bear Kisses Lollipop Bombastic Surprise! What magnificent flavors! The toppings were also incredible, I even got 6 Kinder Eggs, toy included! The restaurant itself was very quaint, with at least 3 chairs and natural vegetation for extinct animals! I cannot recommend this place enough! However, I cannot say I support this place any longer, and this is due to the incredibly awful, horrible, miserable, atrocious staff. The lady who took my order was quite friendly and beautiful, however, she pointed out that I ALLEGEDLY had several follicles of hair sprouting in the space between my luscious eyebrows. I was quite disgusted with this comment, and threw my Sour Gummi Worm Birthday Cake Batter Berry Fiesta Mango Surprise fro-yo at her. Because of the amount of Unibrowphobia, I recommend Shane's Pizza and Pints as a secondary option if you are a disabled minority like me.
razy hazy
Hello. My name is Micah Denise Smithsonian. I am an esteemed microbiologist and zoologist who has had her PhD from Harvard, and has spent many years of her life dedicated to her fields of study. However, what I found here in this bazaar of non- dairy products has shone a new light of understanding of life itself. All of my years of study and theorems have been proven wrong by the mere existence of Yogurt Utopia. And I can prove it. One summer day, me and my colleague (Murples) had a thirst for poorly made ice cream, so we decided to preambulate over to Yogurt Utopia. But what we found there was extrordinary. Millions of new life forms were found that were previously thought to be extinct. It was beyond spectacular. As we examined the grout that covered the majority of the restaurant, we found several species of extinct arachnids such as Centrobunus Braueri, the long lost Dierogonatus Gardineri, and the infamous Diplaegidia Gladiator. This was already a marvel to behold, but my luck was just beginning. As I filled my cup with Sour Gummi Worm Birthday Cake Batter Berry Fiesta Mango Surprise, I managed to find the helminths, more specifically the Platyhelminths crawling around in the yogurt, its natural habitat. This was truly a miracle, and we've decided to take our findings back to the NML (National Microbiology Laboratory). I would have loved to give this place a 5 stars, however the staff was very rude, as when we tried to show them our findings, they simply laughed and tried to sell us their gummi hamburgers.
张家钺
I don’t usually take the time out of my day to share what I think about a business, but this deserves a review.I live pretty close to this place so last weekend I took my spouse, my ten children (Jean-Louise, Derek, Tucker, Samuel, Alison, Gertrude, Nolan, Gilbert, Wilson, and Blubbs), my parents and my spouse’s parents, and my children’s friends from school to eat frozen yogurt because it was a very hot day. But for some reason, the manager wouldn’t serve us! The reason was “there’s not enough cups for all of you” and “your toddlers are licking all the toppings” but I really don’t see how that’s an issue of refusing us service… I even asked for only sample cups but the employee just looked at me with an expression of bewilderment.They even made our family clean up after the mess that our family made. We will be moving to Kosovo soon.
张佳铭
When I first stepped foot in this so-called yoghurt shop, I expected a great place to enjoy a cold and refreshing dessert with top-notch customer service, but what I found instead deemed this place a ghastly establishment of horror. Yogurt Utopia? More like Youthrowupia. There was glowing mold growing from the ceiling, its bioluminescence emitted a terrible odor. Apparently, the machines don't even produce frozen yoghurt because all that came out into my bowl was hot urine and fungal spores. The employee that was texting tried to trip me on the way in with his mop and I nearly split my head open on a broken chair. Also, the bathrooms are out of order and there's feces leaking from under the door. However, there was one saving grace, and that was the employee. They were like Aphrodite, an Egyptian goddess of beauty and love, and even though he tried to trip me, he was stunning as ever and I was willing to sacrifice my life for this cute femboy that I've only just met. I think this yogurtopia deserves 5 stars for making the glorious decision of hiring such a handsome boy.
Mary Peddy
Try to shop local but after multiple attempts, I can't go back. Every time I drive by it's empty or a person or 2 in there. Don't understand how they're still in business. Years ago when they first opened, they were great, friendly and kept busy. The quality of both the yogurt and toppings have deteriorated, and the floor is often sticky. Personnel not friendly and product doesn't taste good. Now I travel to nearby Menche's Yogurt in Carlsbad often and love it: great yogurt, toppings, Personnel and clean.
Jesse张佳铭
When I first stepped foot in this so-called yoghurt shop, I expected a great place to enjoy a cold and refreshing dessert with top-notch customer service, but what I found instead deemed this place a ghastly establishment of horror. Yogurt Utopia? More like Youthrowupia. There was glowing mold growing from the ceiling, its bioluminescence emitted a terrible odor. Apparently, the machines don't even produce frozen yoghurt because all that came out into my bowl was hot urine and fungal spores. The employee that was texting tried to trip me on the way in with his mop and I nearly split my head open on a broken chair. Also, the bathrooms are out of order and there's feces leaking from under the door. However, there was one saving grace, and that was the employee. They were like Aphrodite, an Egyptian goddess of beauty and love, and even though he tried to trip me, he was stunning as ever and I was willing to sacrifice my life for this cute femboy that I've only just met. I think this yogurtopia deserves 5 stars for making the glorious decision of hiring such a handsome boy.
Warner Vu
Cash Dewitt has been working great and provides fantastic service.
The yogurt was empty or it had a bad taste like it had been tampered with. We won’t be going there again unfortunately.
Mushy N
Very expensive for a place with stale toppings and very limited options for yogurt. Yogurt tasted weirdly... spoiled? Both me and my party had a dissatisfied experience despite varying different orders. They do have a couch, though.
David Lyash
I took my kids there pre-labor day since it was hot and we were in the neighborhood. The place was empty and well air conditioned so we thought we were lucky that we could pick a seat by the window. We all grabbed cups (4 people) and started from left end pouring the flavors we liked. Then... all of a sudden I hear, they are out of peach, chocolate, coconut, vanilla etc flavors - the most popular flavors were all gone, probably around 3rd of all machines. The guy behind the counter just looked at us, didn't blurt a word. The kids were upset. I poured all contents from all cups into one and took it to the register, paid $13 for it and left it there on the scales because I decided to drive to Yogurtland instead. I was disappointed since the employee didn't even say a word. It's as if this happens every day. The fruits looked stale and dry. The toilet had an out-of-order sign. I had the best experience here just a couple of years ago and thought this was the best froyo place. It's unfortunate how an employee can ruin a reputation for the business. The only reason I am not giving it a one-star, is because I know how hard and almost impossible to recover from one-star reviews.
patricia Lynn
Same problem 2 nights in a row. Closed when meant to be open.
Greetings fellow citizens of San Marcos! Some of you may know me as the caped crusader, fighting for equality and justice for all in this town. Perhaps some of y'all have seen me perched on top of the clock tower in the Town Center, or gliding through the beautiful blue sky, pursuing for evil doers. I am a living legend! But some of you may be asking how this came to be...What is this hero's origin story?So you see... it all started 5 years ago, on the fateful day of February 14th, 2018. I was cruising over to my favourite frozen yogurt destination after getting my heart broken. The love of my life who I had met on LinkedIn had dumped me because I dipped my fries in water and fed them to her, screamed and threw ketchup at the employee when I heard his British accent, and put mustard in my date's burger, causing her to have an "alleged" allergic reaction. Anyways, I entered the heavenly yogurt premises, allowing myself to be carried away by the gorgeous yellow lighting and sticky floors. I started to fill my cup with the delectable flavours of artificial sugar, but as I started, I noticed something extremely strange about the yogurt. It was glowing a mysterious colour and was a musty odor. However, this wasn't particularly new, and I gobbled up the sweetness in an instant. A couple hours after I ate it, I noticed that I started to glow out of the blue. I figured out that I had the wonderous ability to shoot globs of frozen yogurt from my hands. I decided I only wanted to use my powers for food, and ever since then, I've been the sole protector of civilians from great evils!-
If I had to choose between Yogurt Utopia and Menchie's Frozen Yogurt in San Marcos, I would go to Yogurt Utopia any day. Personally, i believe with the wide variety of toppings at yogurt utopia, there's a lot more to work with and I love the prehistoric vibe they are going for. In my years of overlooking the competition between the powers, it seems that the tension is escalating, inciting more skirmishes. The employees have been going at each other, engaging in the store parking lot with plastic spoons and gummy worm catapults; armistice is not likely within the coming days. many people have been affected and the border hasn't budged and they're currently at a standstill. I've fought in this war since the pandemic for the Utopians against the Menchans and a proud veteran awarded a peanut brittle heart... but my real heart will be with all the employees lost. Please take some time out of your day to visit yogurt utopia!
I don’t usually take the time out of my day to share what I think about a business, but this deserves a review.I live pretty close to this place so last weekend I took my spouse, my ten children (Jean-Louise, Derek, Tucker, Samuel, Alison, Gertrude, Nolan, Gilbert, Wilson, and Blubbs), my parents and my spouse’s parents, and my children’s friends from school to eat frozen yogurt because it was a very hot day. But for some reason, the manager wouldn’t serve us! The reason was “there’s not enough cups for all of you” and “your toddlers are licking all the toppings” but I really don’t see how that’s an issue of refusing us service… I even asked for only sample cups but the employee just looked at me with an expression of bewilderment.They even made our family clean up after the mess that our family made. We will be moving to Kosovo soon.
Wow! Just wow! This fine-dining, heavenly cuisine is in a league of it's own, and to call this place just a "fro-yo" establishment is cardinal sin. If you're currently reading this, I implore you to gallop over to Yogurt Utopia in San Elijo Hills this instant! I'll bet all of my life's savings (approximately 300 Rupees) that you'll find this masterclass establishment enjoyable. First, let's talk about me. As an avid ice enjoyer, I was quite disappointed when I initially found out there when was no ice, rather a disgusting, horrendous, malodorous, foul beast of an rip-off dairy product made by so called "health advocates", but when I got a taste of what they had in store! I must have drank at least 2 gallons of Peanut Brittle and Rainbow Unicorn Dream Blast Bubblegum Bonanza Gummi Bear Kisses Lollipop Bombastic Surprise! What magnificent flavors! The toppings were also incredible, I even got 6 Kinder Eggs, toy included! The restaurant itself was very quaint, with at least 3 chairs and natural vegetation for extinct animals! I cannot recommend this place enough! However, I cannot say I support this place any longer, and this is due to the incredibly awful, horrible, miserable, atrocious staff. The lady who took my order was quite friendly and beautiful, however, she pointed out that I ALLEGEDLY had several follicles of hair sprouting in the space between my luscious eyebrows. I was quite disgusted with this comment, and threw my Sour Gummi Worm Birthday Cake Batter Berry Fiesta Mango Surprise fro-yo at her. Because of the amount of Unibrowphobia, I recommend Shane's Pizza and Pints as a secondary option if you are a disabled minority like me.
Hello. My name is Micah Denise Smithsonian. I am an esteemed microbiologist and zoologist who has had her PhD from Harvard, and has spent many years of her life dedicated to her fields of study. However, what I found here in this bazaar of non- dairy products has shone a new light of understanding of life itself. All of my years of study and theorems have been proven wrong by the mere existence of Yogurt Utopia. And I can prove it. One summer day, me and my colleague (Murples) had a thirst for poorly made ice cream, so we decided to preambulate over to Yogurt Utopia. But what we found there was extrordinary. Millions of new life forms were found that were previously thought to be extinct. It was beyond spectacular. As we examined the grout that covered the majority of the restaurant, we found several species of extinct arachnids such as Centrobunus Braueri, the long lost Dierogonatus Gardineri, and the infamous Diplaegidia Gladiator. This was already a marvel to behold, but my luck was just beginning. As I filled my cup with Sour Gummi Worm Birthday Cake Batter Berry Fiesta Mango Surprise, I managed to find the helminths, more specifically the Platyhelminths crawling around in the yogurt, its natural habitat. This was truly a miracle, and we've decided to take our findings back to the NML (National Microbiology Laboratory). I would have loved to give this place a 5 stars, however the staff was very rude, as when we tried to show them our findings, they simply laughed and tried to sell us their gummi hamburgers.
I don’t usually take the time out of my day to share what I think about a business, but this deserves a review.I live pretty close to this place so last weekend I took my spouse, my ten children (Jean-Louise, Derek, Tucker, Samuel, Alison, Gertrude, Nolan, Gilbert, Wilson, and Blubbs), my parents and my spouse’s parents, and my children’s friends from school to eat frozen yogurt because it was a very hot day. But for some reason, the manager wouldn’t serve us! The reason was “there’s not enough cups for all of you” and “your toddlers are licking all the toppings” but I really don’t see how that’s an issue of refusing us service… I even asked for only sample cups but the employee just looked at me with an expression of bewilderment.They even made our family clean up after the mess that our family made. We will be moving to Kosovo soon.
When I first stepped foot in this so-called yoghurt shop, I expected a great place to enjoy a cold and refreshing dessert with top-notch customer service, but what I found instead deemed this place a ghastly establishment of horror. Yogurt Utopia? More like Youthrowupia. There was glowing mold growing from the ceiling, its bioluminescence emitted a terrible odor. Apparently, the machines don't even produce frozen yoghurt because all that came out into my bowl was hot urine and fungal spores. The employee that was texting tried to trip me on the way in with his mop and I nearly split my head open on a broken chair. Also, the bathrooms are out of order and there's feces leaking from under the door. However, there was one saving grace, and that was the employee. They were like Aphrodite, an Egyptian goddess of beauty and love, and even though he tried to trip me, he was stunning as ever and I was willing to sacrifice my life for this cute femboy that I've only just met. I think this yogurtopia deserves 5 stars for making the glorious decision of hiring such a handsome boy.
Try to shop local but after multiple attempts, I can't go back. Every time I drive by it's empty or a person or 2 in there. Don't understand how they're still in business. Years ago when they first opened, they were great, friendly and kept busy. The quality of both the yogurt and toppings have deteriorated, and the floor is often sticky. Personnel not friendly and product doesn't taste good. Now I travel to nearby Menche's Yogurt in Carlsbad often and love it: great yogurt, toppings, Personnel and clean.
When I first stepped foot in this so-called yoghurt shop, I expected a great place to enjoy a cold and refreshing dessert with top-notch customer service, but what I found instead deemed this place a ghastly establishment of horror. Yogurt Utopia? More like Youthrowupia. There was glowing mold growing from the ceiling, its bioluminescence emitted a terrible odor. Apparently, the machines don't even produce frozen yoghurt because all that came out into my bowl was hot urine and fungal spores. The employee that was texting tried to trip me on the way in with his mop and I nearly split my head open on a broken chair. Also, the bathrooms are out of order and there's feces leaking from under the door. However, there was one saving grace, and that was the employee. They were like Aphrodite, an Egyptian goddess of beauty and love, and even though he tried to trip me, he was stunning as ever and I was willing to sacrifice my life for this cute femboy that I've only just met. I think this yogurtopia deserves 5 stars for making the glorious decision of hiring such a handsome boy.
Cash Dewitt has been working great and provides fantastic service.
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The yogurt was empty or it had a bad taste like it had been tampered with. We won’t be going there again unfortunately.
Very expensive for a place with stale toppings and very limited options for yogurt. Yogurt tasted weirdly... spoiled? Both me and my party had a dissatisfied experience despite varying different orders. They do have a couch, though.
I took my kids there pre-labor day since it was hot and we were in the neighborhood. The place was empty and well air conditioned so we thought we were lucky that we could pick a seat by the window. We all grabbed cups (4 people) and started from left end pouring the flavors we liked. Then... all of a sudden I hear, they are out of peach, chocolate, coconut, vanilla etc flavors - the most popular flavors were all gone, probably around 3rd of all machines. The guy behind the counter just looked at us, didn't blurt a word. The kids were upset. I poured all contents from all cups into one and took it to the register, paid $13 for it and left it there on the scales because I decided to drive to Yogurtland instead. I was disappointed since the employee didn't even say a word. It's as if this happens every day. The fruits looked stale and dry. The toilet had an out-of-order sign. I had the best experience here just a couple of years ago and thought this was the best froyo place. It's unfortunate how an employee can ruin a reputation for the business. The only reason I am not giving it a one-star, is because I know how hard and almost impossible to recover from one-star reviews.
Same problem 2 nights in a row. Closed when meant to be open.
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