Kale Me Crazy | Health Food Restaurant West Hollywood

8801 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood
(424) 288-4336

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Smoked Salmon Salad
Chicken Pesto Wrap
Power Iced Latte
Deluxe Acai Bowl
Tropical Trippin
Turkey Wrap
Tuna Wrap
Recovery

Juices
Watermelon
100% watermelon juice
Go Green
kale, spinach, cucumber, celery
Charcoal Lemonade
h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
Orange Juice
100% fresh-squeezed orange juice
Kale Yeah!
kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon
Paradise
apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
Beet-L-Juice
apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger

Smoothies
Green Dream
kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
Go Getter
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
Grounded
almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
Super Matcha
matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
Power House
avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
The Warrior
maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
Tropical Trippin
orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
Recovery
banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
Burning Kale
celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne

Shots
Wellness Shot
ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
Painkiller
ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
Elderberry
elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon
Lemon (1oz)
Lemon (1oz)
Ginger (1oz)
Ginger (1oz)
Ginger (2oz)
Ginger (2oz)

Specialty Drinks
Power Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
Cafe au Lait
organic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk
KMC Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
Matcha Iced Latte
matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
lion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk
Matcha Rose Latte
organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk
Chai Latte
organic chai, oat milk
Golden Latte
turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk
Hot Tea
organic tea
Beetroot Latte
organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk
Hot Cocoa
raw cacao, maple syrup, vanilla extract, sea salt, oat milk

Acai & More
Acai Bowl
organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
Deluxe Acai Bowl
our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.

Salads
Quinoa Bowl
quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Greek Salad
lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
Kale Salad
kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
Smoked Salmon Salad
lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
Mediterranean Hummus
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
Farro Salad
farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing

Wraps & Sandwiches
Chicken Pesto Wrap
grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
Turkey Wrap
roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Egg Sandwich
organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
Tuna Wrap
house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Vegan Wrap
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
Chicken Quesadilla
grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
Veggie Quesadilla
mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla

Poke Bowl
Poke Bowl
wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.

Toast
Single Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Single Avocado Toast
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Single Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
Double Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
Double Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Double Avocado Toast
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Single Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
Double Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread

Energy Bites
Peanut Butter Energy Bites
dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao

Chia Pudding
Chia Pudding
chia seeds, coconut milk, agave, vanilla; topped with granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries, and goji berries

Snacks & Water
Kettle Chips
Kettle Chips
Cookies
Cookies
Perrier
Perrier
Bottled Water
Bottled Water
Sweet Potato Chips
Sweet Potato Chips

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Recent Reviews

I found this place when I was staying in West Hollywood for a staycation and I really enjoy their acai bowls. If you dine in, they serve in an actual bowl with a metal spoon. I like the sustainable option and moving away from plastic all the time. The staff are all super friendly and the food is reasonably priced considering the size of the bowls. They have plenty of seating both indoors and outdoors and it's right on the Santa Monica Blvd strip which is good for people...
October 2024
I ordered the deluxe açaí bowl, it was good and presented nicely, decent amount. Prices here are pretty standard. Good bit of seating indoor and outdoors. The woman behind the register was also friendly.
February 2024
It was my first time eating there and my food was really good! I’m a very picky person because I know how to cook and they impressed me. The food wasn’t expensive but the quality was worth way more. I’m hooked! I got the eggs salad bagel.Zane was super friendly and this new business is a blessing to this neighborhood to have healthy and affordable food in a zen environment!
January 2024

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Kale Me Crazy | Health Food Restaurant West Hollywood

8801 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood, CA 90069
(424) 288-4336