Below average beer. Super unfriendly bartender. Great outdoor patio is the best part. Eh.
JJ Jetsetter
This is one of the truly authentic places in Ouray.
My review is long overdue, as I've been visiting several times each year for over a decade, and my time spent here is comprised of some of the best hours I've spent in my favorite part of Colorado.
The atmosphere reminds me of my grandpa's cabin in the woods, especially in the winter time when there's often a fresh pine bough placed atop the wood stove to scent the air. The humor is often irreverent, and sometimes subtle, always intelligent. I've had some awesome nights talking to Hutch and some of the locals about anything and everything, with a strong emphasis on all of the awesome outdoor activities in the area.
Know before you go: your energy will be matched. Bring good vibes, good conversation, and respect for locals, and you'll have a lovely evening here with some great beer. (I highly recommend the smoked brown, and I have it on every visit). It's a one-man operation, and a purist one at that: no tasters, no fancy names for the beers (although there were some great ones in the past), and no pretenses. Just beer, and (sometimes, if you play your cards right) great conversation with the Grumpy One.
Alyssa Cholewinski
Much better options in town. The beers are made local. Bartender was truly a grumpy man with no friendliness and drinks were in small mugs for the price. Food next door was pretty good for a quick eat.
The BCI Guy
I've been to this place and its precursor at a different location in Ouray hundreds of times. Hutch has been the owner and sole brewer the whole time. He makes good beer, has a friendly atmosphere, and fairly warns all of his grumpiness with his grumpy meter. It stands out as one of the last true pure breweries - no cans, guest taps, wine coolers, food or anything on the menu but his 6 beers that he brews onsite. It's OK to get food at Maggie's Kitchen next door and eat it inside when that's open or on the patio. Hutch's grumpiness may wane if you give him a french fry or onion ring. He's more interested in brewing and enjoyable conversation than profit. Hutch doesn't advertise, enter contests, or sell his beer elsewhere. He will indeed be grumpy if you complain because the town has no McDonalds or kitten park. Hence many of us (including Hutch) come here to avoid people like some of you reading this. However, he's usually friendly to most and he knows a lot about the region and local biking trails. Hutch also performs in a barbershop quartet with his next door business owner Tom, Mayor Funk, and his dog Kina. They stand on their bar and dance and backflip it's really something to see even when sober. Hutch may say that is not true but you should ask him to perform anyway. Again, note the Grumpy Meter.
Shane Pence
Not good and small pours for $8.50. I don’t recommend going there.
Melissa Staie
Service is as the name states. 😣
Liam Lewis
I’ll echo what’s already been said. The sign said ‘Grumpy Pants Brewery’, and I assumed it would be really good. But, the pour was really small (10 oz) and the beer wasn’t very good.
DEVIN MILLS
The Guy was admittedly a bit grumpy, which makes perfect sense for the name. But I had assumed if he was grumpy he would make up for it by having really good beer. Not only was the amount of beer I received smaller than expected (felt like an 10 oz pour almost), but it wasn't very good and a bit pricey. I would suggest you visit some of the other breweries in Ouray instead.
Matthew E
Beer was the worst I've ever tasted. Not trying to be mean, just... Ah....
I think he poops his pants and then brews the beer. Absolutely horrible.
KRISTEN CLINGERMAN
A Brew-tiful Disaster
If you're looking for a place where your taste buds will be both confused and offended, look no further! This brewery somehow managed to capture the flavor of disappointment in every sip. I’m not sure what they’re brewing back there—mop water? Fermented gym socks? Whatever it is, it’s bold, it’s unapologetic, and it’s horrifying.
The IPA had the bitterness of my life choices and the lager…well, let’s just say I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. The aftertaste? It lingers longer than an awkward conversation with your in-laws.
On the plus side, if you enjoy the sensation of drinking something that makes you question every decision leading up to that moment, this place is perfect. As for me, I’ll stick to water… and therapy.
Bryan Womack
Literally the worst beer I’ve ever had. Tasted like a wet dirty sock. Armpit aftertaste.
Wendy Stewart
Very cool bar. Got burgers to go and the bartender was super nice. Food was amazing. They even have swings as the seats at the bar. Would highly recommend the green chili burger and the mushroom Swiss burger.
Old Man Overland
One star is generous…..Living up to the name, this bartender was just plain grumpy and unfriendly. Seriously, after visiting Ouray Brewery - and it was packed, we wanted to chill. Walking in, there was 2, yes two patrons. Locals and I suppose the bartenders buddies. He ignored us for about five minutes, while texting and chatting about his dog to the 2, yes two patrons. We ordered two IPAs. $19 and some change. We were served some nasty turpentine. Never in my beer IPA journey have I had such a worst, nasty, foul tasting beer. I am not sure what the deal is, but this place sucks, their beer sucks and the service sucks. I posted a pic of the supposed IPA, look at the color…. Does that seem like an IPA? We choked down half and dumped the rest in the flower bed out front, I hope it didn’t kill the flowers…….Skip it and go to Ouray Brewery.
Below average beer. Super unfriendly bartender. Great outdoor patio is the best part. Eh.
This is one of the truly authentic places in Ouray.
My review is long overdue, as I've been visiting several times each year for over a decade, and my time spent here is comprised of some of the best hours I've spent in my favorite part of Colorado.
The atmosphere reminds me of my grandpa's cabin in the woods, especially in the winter time when there's often a fresh pine bough placed atop the wood stove to scent the air. The humor is often irreverent, and sometimes subtle, always intelligent. I've had some awesome nights talking to Hutch and some of the locals about anything and everything, with a strong emphasis on all of the awesome outdoor activities in the area.
Know before you go: your energy will be matched. Bring good vibes, good conversation, and respect for locals, and you'll have a lovely evening here with some great beer. (I highly recommend the smoked brown, and I have it on every visit). It's a one-man operation, and a purist one at that: no tasters, no fancy names for the beers (although there were some great ones in the past), and no pretenses. Just beer, and (sometimes, if you play your cards right) great conversation with the Grumpy One.
Much better options in town. The beers are made local. Bartender was truly a grumpy man with no friendliness and drinks were in small mugs for the price. Food next door was pretty good for a quick eat.
I've been to this place and its precursor at a different location in Ouray hundreds of times. Hutch has been the owner and sole brewer the whole time. He makes good beer, has a friendly atmosphere, and fairly warns all of his grumpiness with his grumpy meter. It stands out as one of the last true pure breweries - no cans, guest taps, wine coolers, food or anything on the menu but his 6 beers that he brews onsite. It's OK to get food at Maggie's Kitchen next door and eat it inside when that's open or on the patio. Hutch's grumpiness may wane if you give him a french fry or onion ring. He's more interested in brewing and enjoyable conversation than profit. Hutch doesn't advertise, enter contests, or sell his beer elsewhere. He will indeed be grumpy if you complain because the town has no McDonalds or kitten park. Hence many of us (including Hutch) come here to avoid people like some of you reading this. However, he's usually friendly to most and he knows a lot about the region and local biking trails. Hutch also performs in a barbershop quartet with his next door business owner Tom, Mayor Funk, and his dog Kina. They stand on their bar and dance and backflip it's really something to see even when sober. Hutch may say that is not true but you should ask him to perform anyway. Again, note the Grumpy Meter.
Not good and small pours for $8.50. I don’t recommend going there.
Service is as the name states. 😣
I’ll echo what’s already been said. The sign said ‘Grumpy Pants Brewery’, and I assumed it would be really good. But, the pour was really small (10 oz) and the beer wasn’t very good.
The Guy was admittedly a bit grumpy, which makes perfect sense for the name. But I had assumed if he was grumpy he would make up for it by having really good beer. Not only was the amount of beer I received smaller than expected (felt like an 10 oz pour almost), but it wasn't very good and a bit pricey. I would suggest you visit some of the other breweries in Ouray instead.
Beer was the worst I've ever tasted. Not trying to be mean, just... Ah....
Friendly people and really good burgers.
Restaurantji Recommends
I think he poops his pants and then brews the beer. Absolutely horrible.
A Brew-tiful Disaster
If you're looking for a place where your taste buds will be both confused and offended, look no further! This brewery somehow managed to capture the flavor of disappointment in every sip. I’m not sure what they’re brewing back there—mop water? Fermented gym socks? Whatever it is, it’s bold, it’s unapologetic, and it’s horrifying.
The IPA had the bitterness of my life choices and the lager…well, let’s just say I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. The aftertaste? It lingers longer than an awkward conversation with your in-laws.
On the plus side, if you enjoy the sensation of drinking something that makes you question every decision leading up to that moment, this place is perfect. As for me, I’ll stick to water… and therapy.
Literally the worst beer I’ve ever had. Tasted like a wet dirty sock. Armpit aftertaste.
Very cool bar. Got burgers to go and the bartender was super nice. Food was amazing. They even have swings as the seats at the bar. Would highly recommend the green chili burger and the mushroom Swiss burger.
One star is generous…..Living up to the name, this bartender was just plain grumpy and unfriendly. Seriously, after visiting Ouray Brewery - and it was packed, we wanted to chill. Walking in, there was 2, yes two patrons. Locals and I suppose the bartenders buddies. He ignored us for about five minutes, while texting and chatting about his dog to the 2, yes two patrons. We ordered two IPAs. $19 and some change. We were served some nasty turpentine. Never in my beer IPA journey have I had such a worst, nasty, foul tasting beer. I am not sure what the deal is, but this place sucks, their beer sucks and the service sucks. I posted a pic of the supposed IPA, look at the color…. Does that seem like an IPA? We choked down half and dumped the rest in the flower bed out front, I hope it didn’t kill the flowers…….Skip it and go to Ouray Brewery.
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