Bonchon New Haven
170 College St, New Haven
(203) 507-2159
Customers' Favorites
Spicy Chicken Wings with Coleslaw
Salmon Avocado Ball
Fried Rice Chicken
Soy Garlic Chicken
Soy Garlic Wings
Bonchon Chicken
Fried Chickens
Garlic & Spicy
Boneless Wings
Crispy Chicken
Featured items
10 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 800-850 cal.
Fried Rice
Fried rice, eggs, sesame seeds, red bell peppers, and onions, cooked with Soy Garlic sauce and your choice of protein. 1168-1660 cal.
12 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
French Fries
Medium cut potatoes deep-fried and lightly salted. 360 cal.
8 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Seasoned French Fries
French fries topped with a garlic seasoning, parmesan cheese, and parsley flakes. 430-860 cal.
Combo 6 Wings + 3 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1054-1114 cal.
20 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1600-1700 cal.
10 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1156-1179 cal.
Chicken Katsu
Breaded chicken cutlet served with steamed rice, drizzled with katsu sauce and spicy mayo. 1319 cal.
10 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Pork Potstickers 8 pc
8 lightly fried pork dumplings brushed with Bonchon Signature Sauce. 334-744 cal.
Tteokbokki
Rice cakes simmered in a spicy sauce with fish cakes, scallions, and onions topped with mozzarella cheese and kimari. Contains sesame seeds or sesame seed oil. 980 cal.
24 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Japchae
Glass noodles, mixed vegetables and thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef stir-fried with Soy Garlic sauce and sesame oil. Topped with sesame seeds. 906 cal.
Korean Donuts & Sauce
Two traditional soft and fluffy Korean donuts coated with cinnamon and sugar on the outside, served with a sweet cream dipping sauce. 379 cal.
Bulgogi
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, sauteed with mushrooms, scallions, sesame seeds, and onions. Served with white rice. 1369 cal.
Bulgogi Fries
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef piled on our seasoned fries topped with mozzarella cheese, a spicy mayo drizzle and chopped green onions.
Combo 4 Wings + 2 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 703-743 cal.
Sliders
Crispy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, coleslaw, cucumber, red onions, and spicy mayo, served on a mini potato bun. 959-1130 cal.
Lunch Specials
Fried Rice
Fried rice, eggs, sesame seeds, red bell peppers, and onions, cooked with Soy Garlic sauce and your choice of protein. 1168-1660 cal.
8 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
10 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Japchae
Glass noodles, red pepper, carrots, onions, spinach, mushroom, sesame seeds and sliced thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef stir-fried with Soy Garlic sauce and sesame oil. 906 cal
8 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Combo 4 Wings + 2 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 703-743 cal.
Chicken Katsu
Breaded chicken cutlet served with steamed rice, drizzled with katsu sauce and spicy mayo. 1319 cal.
Korean Tacos
Spicy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef over two flour tortillas. Topped with lettuce, coleslaw, buttermilk ranch, spicy mayo, and red onions. 950-967 cal.
Bibimbap
White rice, quinoa, assorted seasonal vegetables, sesame seeds, and egg served with Bonchon Bibimbap sauce and your choice of protein. 785-949 cal.
4 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Bundle Meals
K-Meal To-Go for 4-6
12 wings or boneless with 6 drumsticks and two sides.
K-Meal To-Go for 6-8
30 wings or boneless with 10 drumsticks and three sides.
K-Box To-Go
For the game or anytime! 50 wings or boneless, 2lbs of fries and 5 dipping sauces. For 6-8 people.
K-Meal To-Go for 8-10
45 wings or boneless with 14 drumsticks and four sides.
Korean Fried Chicken
10 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 800-850 cal.
Sauces
12 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Combo 6 Wings + 3 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1054-1114 cal.
10 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1156-1179 cal.
20 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1600-1700 cal.
5 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 955-1005 cal.
Combo 10 Wings + 5 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1279-1354 cal.
24 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
20 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2312-2358 cal.
30 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2400-2550 cal.
10 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1914-2014 cal.
Combo 15 Wings + 8 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2157-2886 cal.
36 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
30 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 3468-3537 cal.
15 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2871-3021 cal.
Starters
Sliders
Crispy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, coleslaw, cucumber, red onions, and spicy mayo, served on a mini potato bun. 959-1130 cal.
Korean Tacos
Spicy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef over three flour tortillas. Topped with lettuce, coleslaw, buttermilk ranch, spicy mayo, and red onions. 950-967 cal.
Shrimp Shumai
Fried or steamed shrimp dumplings drizzled with honey dijon dression. 321-470 cal.
Pork Potstickers 8 pc
8 lightly fried pork dumplings brushed with Bonchon Signature Sauce. 334-744 cal.
Pork Buns
Savory pork belly with Soy Garlic sauce, topped with coleslaw, sesame seeds, spicy mayo, katsu sauce, and cucumbers. 790 cal.
Sauces
Takoyaki
Fried octopus dumplings drizzled with Japanese mayonaise, katsu sauce, and sprinkled wtih bonito flakes. 342 cal.
Sesame Ginger Salad
Romaine lettuce, red bell pepper, onions, carrots, mushrooms and cucumbers topped with a sesame ginger dressing and your choice of protein. Or, substitute ranch or wasabi ranch dressing. 530-1030 cal.
Edamame
Steamed soybeans sprinkled with salt.
Popcorn Shrimp
Fried shrimp coated in bread crumbs with a spicy mayo dipping sauce.
Veggie Potstickers 8 pc
8 lightly fried vegetable dumplings brushed with Bonchon Signature Sauce. 334-744 cal.
Bulgogi Fries
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef piled on our seasoned fries topped with mozzarella cheese, a spicy mayo drizzle and chopped green onions.
Main Dishes
Fried Rice
A traditional wok-prepared dish with your choice of thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef or chicken brushed with a Bonchon Signature Sauce then mixed with Jasmine rice, fresh vegetables and fried egg topped with sesame seeds and a cucumber garnish. 1168-1770 cal.
Buldak
Spicy chicken, rice cakes, onions, and hot pepper sauce stir-fried & topped with scallions, sesame seeds, and mozzarella cheese. Served with white rice. 2610 cal.
Bibimbap
White rice, quinoa, assorted seasonal vegetables, sesame seeds, and egg served with Bonchon Bibimbap sauce and your choice of protein. 785-949 cal.
Tteokbokki
Rice cakes simmered in a spicy sauce with fish cakes, scallions, and onions topped with mozzarella cheese and kimari. Contains sesame seeds or sesame seed oil. 980 cal.
Japchae
Glass noodles, mixed vegetables and thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef stir-fried with Soy Garlic sauce and sesame oil. Topped with sesame seeds. 906 cal.
Sauces
Chicken Katsu
Breaded chicken cutlet served with steamed rice, drizzled with katsu sauce and spicy mayo. 1319 cal.
Bulgogi
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, sauteed with mushrooms, scallions, sesame seeds, and onions. Served with white rice. 1369 cal.
Udon Noodle Soup
Thick wheat noodles served in a savory broth with mushrooms. Topped with nori and scallions and your choice of protein. 480-683 cal.
Bonchon Wrap
Freshly sliced avocado on a bed of crisp lettuce, onions, seasoned with buttermilk ranch dressing, spicy mayo, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. 770-1080 cal.
Sides
French Fries
Medium cut potatoes deep-fried and lightly salted. 360 cal.
Seasoned French Fries
French fries topped with a garlic seasoning, parmesan cheese, and parsley flakes. 430-860 cal.
Steamed Rice
Fluffy, cooked white rice. 398 cal.
Kimchi
National Korean dish consisting of fermented chili peppers mixed with cabbage. 67 cal.
Seasoned Zucchini fries
Breaded zucchini topped with garlic seasoning, parmesan cheese, and parsley flakes. 532 cal.
Kimchi Coleslaw
Our creamy and sweet coleslaw enriched with a traditional spicy Korean kimchi. 120 cal.
Onion Rings
Thick slices of onions in a crunchy batter served golden brown. 680 cal.
Coleslaw
Shredded cabbage and carrots fused with a sweet and creamy mayo-based sauce. 120 cal.
Pickled Radish
Juicy, crispy radish steeped in the perfect blend of slightly sweet and tangy flavors. 15 cal.
Bulgogi Fries
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef piled on our seasoned fries topped with mozzarella cheese, a spicy mayo drizzle and chopped green onions.
Zucchini Fries
Breaded zucchini, lightly salted. 474 cal.
Dessert
Mochi Ice Cream Trio
Korean Donuts & Sauce
Two traditional soft and fluffy Korean donuts coated with cinnamon and sugar on the outside, served with a sweet cream dipping sauce. 379 cal.
Beverages
Coke
Ginger Ale
Sprite
Diet Coke
Bottled Water
Featured items
10 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 800-850 cal.
Fried Rice
A traditional wok-prepared dish with your choice of thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef or chicken brushed with a Bonchon Signature Sauce then mixed with Jasmine rice, fresh vegetables and fried egg topped with sesame seeds and a cucumber garnish. 1168-1770 cal.
French Fries
Medium cut potatoes deep-fried and lightly salted. 360 cal.
12 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Seasoned French Fries
French fries topped with a garlic seasoning, parmesan cheese, and parsley flakes. 430-860 cal.
Combo 6 Wings + 3 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1054-1114 cal.
20 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1600-1700 cal.
10 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1156-1179 cal.
Chicken Katsu
Breaded chicken cutlet served with steamed rice, drizzled with katsu sauce and spicy mayo. 1319 cal.
Pork Potstickers 8 pc
8 lightly fried pork dumplings brushed with Bonchon Signature Sauce. 334-744 cal.
Korean Donuts & Sauce
Two traditional soft and fluffy Korean donuts coated with cinnamon and sugar on the outside, served with a sweet cream dipping sauce. 379 cal.
Kimchi
National Korean dish consisting of fermented chili peppers mixed with cabbage. 67 cal.
Tteokbokki
Rice cakes simmered in a spicy sauce with fish cakes, scallions, and onions topped with mozzarella cheese and kimari. Contains sesame seeds or sesame seed oil. 980 cal.
24 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Japchae
Glass noodles, mixed vegetables and thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef stir-fried with Soy Garlic sauce and sesame oil. Topped with sesame seeds. 906 cal.
Bulgogi
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, sauteed with mushrooms, scallions, sesame seeds, and onions. Served with white rice. 1369 cal.
Bulgogi Fries
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef piled on our seasoned fries topped with mozzarella cheese, a spicy mayo drizzle and chopped green onions.
Sliders
Crispy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, coleslaw, cucumber, red onions, and spicy mayo, served on a mini potato bun. 959-1130 cal.
Combo 10 Wings + 5 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1279-1354 cal.
Bibimbap
White rice, quinoa, assorted seasonal vegetables, sesame seeds, and egg served with Bonchon Bibimbap sauce and your choice of protein. 785-949 cal.
Bundle Meals
K-Meal To-Go for 4-6
12 wings or boneless with 6 drumsticks and two sides.
K-Meal To-Go for 6-8
30 wings or boneless with 10 drumsticks and three sides.
K-Box To-Go
For the game or anytime! 50 wings or boneless, 2lbs of fries and 5 dipping sauces. For 6-8 people.
K-Meal To-Go for 8-10
45 wings or boneless with 14 drumsticks and four sides.
Korean Fried Chicken
10 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 800-850 cal.
Sauces
12 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
Combo 6 Wings + 3 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1054-1114 cal.
10 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1156-1179 cal.
20 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1600-1700 cal.
5 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 955-1005 cal.
Combo 10 Wings + 5 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1279-1354 cal.
24 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
20 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2312-2358 cal.
30 pc Wings
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2400-2550 cal.
10 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 1914-2014 cal.
Combo 15 Wings + 8 Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2157-2886 cal.
36 pc Boneless
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw.
30 pc Strips
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 3468-3537 cal.
15 pc Drumsticks
Hand-brushed with your choice of a Bonchon Signature Sauce. Complimentary side of pickled radish or coleslaw. 2871-3021 cal.
Starters
Sliders
Crispy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, coleslaw, cucumber, red onions, and spicy mayo, served on a mini potato bun. 959-1130 cal.
Korean Tacos
Spicy chicken or thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef over three flour tortillas. Topped with lettuce, coleslaw, buttermilk ranch, spicy mayo, and red onions. 950-967 cal.
Shrimp Shumai
Fried or steamed shrimp dumplings drizzled with honey dijon dression. 321-470 cal.
Pork Potstickers 8 pc
8 lightly fried pork dumplings brushed with Bonchon Signature Sauce. 334-744 cal.
Pork Buns
Savory pork belly with Soy Garlic sauce, topped with coleslaw, sesame seeds, spicy mayo, katsu sauce, and cucumbers. 790 cal.
Sauces
Takoyaki
Fried octopus dumplings drizzled with Japanese mayonaise, katsu sauce, and sprinkled wtih bonito flakes. 342 cal.
Sesame Ginger Salad
Romaine lettuce, red bell pepper, onions, carrots, mushrooms and cucumbers topped with a sesame ginger dressing and your choice of protein. Or, substitute ranch or wasabi ranch dressing. 530-1030 cal.
Edamame
Steamed soybeans sprinkled with salt.
Popcorn Shrimp
Fried shrimp coated in bread crumbs with a spicy mayo dipping sauce.
Veggie Potstickers 8 pc
8 lightly fried vegetable dumplings brushed with Bonchon Signature Sauce. 334-744 cal.
Bulgogi Fries
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef piled on our seasoned fries topped with mozzarella cheese, a spicy mayo drizzle and chopped green onions.
Main Dishes
Fried Rice
A traditional wok-prepared dish with your choice of thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef or chicken brushed with a Bonchon Signature Sauce then mixed with Jasmine rice, fresh vegetables and fried egg topped with sesame seeds and a cucumber garnish. 1168-1770 cal.
Buldak
Spicy chicken, rice cakes, onions, and hot pepper sauce stir-fried & topped with scallions, sesame seeds, and mozzarella cheese. Served with white rice. 2610 cal.
Bibimbap
White rice, quinoa, assorted seasonal vegetables, sesame seeds, and egg served with Bonchon Bibimbap sauce and your choice of protein. 785-949 cal.
Tteokbokki
Rice cakes simmered in a spicy sauce with fish cakes, scallions, and onions topped with mozzarella cheese and kimari. Contains sesame seeds or sesame seed oil. 980 cal.
Japchae
Glass noodles, mixed vegetables and thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef stir-fried with Soy Garlic sauce and sesame oil. Topped with sesame seeds. 906 cal.
Sauces
Chicken Katsu
Breaded chicken cutlet served with steamed rice, drizzled with katsu sauce and spicy mayo. 1319 cal.
Bulgogi
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef, sauteed with mushrooms, scallions, sesame seeds, and onions. Served with white rice. 1369 cal.
Udon Noodle Soup
Thick wheat noodles served in a savory broth with mushrooms. Topped with nori and scallions and your choice of protein. 480-683 cal.
Bonchon Wrap
Freshly sliced avocado on a bed of crisp lettuce, onions, seasoned with buttermilk ranch dressing, spicy mayo, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. 770-1080 cal.
Sides
French Fries
Medium cut potatoes deep-fried and lightly salted. 360 cal.
Seasoned French Fries
French fries topped with a garlic seasoning, parmesan cheese, and parsley flakes. 430-860 cal.
Steamed Rice
Fluffy, cooked white rice. 398 cal.
Kimchi
National Korean dish consisting of fermented chili peppers mixed with cabbage. 67 cal.
Seasoned Zucchini fries
Breaded zucchini topped with garlic seasoning, parmesan cheese, and parsley flakes. 532 cal.
Kimchi Coleslaw
Our creamy and sweet coleslaw enriched with a traditional spicy Korean kimchi. 120 cal.
Onion Rings
Thick slices of onions in a crunchy batter served golden brown. 680 cal.
Coleslaw
Shredded cabbage and carrots fused with a sweet and creamy mayo-based sauce. 120 cal.
Pickled Radish
Juicy, crispy radish steeped in the perfect blend of slightly sweet and tangy flavors. 15 cal.
Bulgogi Fries
Thinly sliced USDA select certified marinated beef piled on our seasoned fries topped with mozzarella cheese, a spicy mayo drizzle and chopped green onions.
Zucchini Fries
Breaded zucchini, lightly salted. 474 cal.
Dessert
Mochi Ice Cream Trio
Korean Donuts & Sauce
Two traditional soft and fluffy Korean donuts coated with cinnamon and sugar on the outside, served with a sweet cream dipping sauce. 379 cal.
Beverages
Coke
Ginger Ale
Sprite
Diet Coke
Bottled Water
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Recent Reviews
Gina was such a vibe to start off this review!
My fiance and I came to enjoy a nice date, the food came out quickly and might I say it was FRESH, AND delicious! The servers were so friendly, and it will definitely be a spot we go back to on the regular! 10/10 for me :) - Anna
My fiance and I came to enjoy a nice date, the food came out quickly and might I say it was FRESH, AND delicious! The servers were so friendly, and it will definitely be a spot we go back to on the regular! 10/10 for me :) - Anna
July 2025
We ordered through uber eats. The drums were super good and freshly made but the bibimbap was not good since the rice to vegetable and meat ratio wasn’t appropriate. I’d go for the fried chicken only if I’m planning to order from them again.
May 2025
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