“I've never actually eaten at this location. This five star review is based entirely upon the dumpster adjacent to the restaurant. For somebody returning home from work on foot, it provides a semi-discreet location to relieve the bladder. Far from ideal, but close enough. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, but it seems that the bottom of my heart is too far away for me to reach currently. In light of that, please accept my thanks from the middle region of my heart.“
“Burger King stays undefeated when it comes to quality fast food. That flame grilled flavor hits every time, and the burgers actually taste like they came off a real grill. The fries always come through crispy, and the portions don’t leave you hanging. They’re consistent with it too, every bite is on point. If you know, you know. Ty and Shawn were also super nice and amazing.“