My homie Brian threw up a burrito here just seconds after eatting it. He didnt waste none though, gobbled it right back up while grunting and growling as if he were posessed by a wild rabid dog. Their wet noodle sandwich I've heard is the best on this side of the Mississippi. Last time I was here someone tried to blow me away with a leaf blower while some old lady was calling him stupid. They told me I'd have to wait until the head chef finished watering his luxurious gardens before I could get his signature wet noodle sandy. Too bad, last time I got food poisoning (projectial vomit while blasting the porcelain throne with pressure washer levels of spraying poo) but I was willing to give it another go. Something about this place gives me the heebi jeebis but the head Chef has undeniable fortnite rizz that keeps me coming back.
ᵀᴴᴱ Billeh
DON'T TRY THE NOODLE SANDWICH
Chad Blevins
Not even a mexican restaurant mean old lady yells at her grandson as hes watering her garden bs.
My homie Brian threw up a burrito here just seconds after eatting it. He didnt waste none though, gobbled it right back up while grunting and growling as if he were posessed by a wild rabid dog. Their wet noodle sandwich I've heard is the best on this side of the Mississippi. Last time I was here someone tried to blow me away with a leaf blower while some old lady was calling him stupid. They told me I'd have to wait until the head chef finished watering his luxurious gardens before I could get his signature wet noodle sandy. Too bad, last time I got food poisoning (projectial vomit while blasting the porcelain throne with pressure washer levels of spraying poo) but I was willing to give it another go. Something about this place gives me the heebi jeebis but the head Chef has undeniable fortnite rizz that keeps me coming back.
DON'T TRY THE NOODLE SANDWICH
Not even a mexican restaurant mean old lady yells at her grandson as hes watering her garden bs.
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