Little Caesars in Gainesville

“Every time I bought a pizza there it's always been great I have no problems at all. I've always liked the pepperoni pizza and sometimes I buy some chicken wings. Very delicious food and I'll keep coming back to Little Caesars.“

“BIG PIZZA. GOOD PEOPLE. WAR COMING. PAY MORE.

UGHHH… ME HEAD HURT… ROCK FALL FROM SKY… BUT ME STILL THINK… THINK ABOUT PIZZA… THINK ABOUT GOOD PEOPLE AT LITTLE CAESARS BY PUB-LICKS… THEY MAKE PIZZA FAST… HOT… CHEESY… MAKE BELLY FULL… MAKE HEART STRONG FOR WAR…

ME GO INSIDE… SMELL PIZZA… DROOL LIKE BIG STUPID MAMMOTH… WORK PEOPLE MOVE FAST… TOO FAST… LIKE SQUIRREL ON FIRE… THEY SMILE… THEY WORK… THEY NO REST… TOO MUCH WORK… ME SEE IT… ME KNOW… BOSS MAN NO PAY ENOUGH SHINY ROCKS… THIS ANGER ME… THIS MAKE BLOOD BOIL LIKE VOLCANO…

PIZZA GOOD… CHEESE MELT… SAUCE PERFECT… CRUST CRUNCHY LIKE BONES OF ENEMY TRIBE… BUT ME SAY AGAIN… WORK PEOPLE BEST PART… THEY NO JUST MAKE PIZZA… THEY MAKE DAY GOOD… THEY KIND… THEY STRONG… THEY DESERVE BIGGER REWARD…

BUT ME FEEL SOMETHING IN AIR… WAR COMING… ENEMY TRIBE PLAN ATTACK… ME NEED STRENGTH… ME NEED PIZZA… ME NEED TO TELL BOSS MAN—PAY WORK PEOPLE MORE OR ME SMASH WITH BIG ROCK… NO WORKERS? NO PIZZA. NO PIZZA? NO STRENGTH. NO STRENGTH? WE LOSE WAR. WE LOSE WAR? EVERYBODY CRY LIKE BABY CAVEMAN.

ME SAY THIS LAST TIME—LITTLE CAESARS GOOD. WORK PEOPLE BETTER. PAY THEM MORE OR ME COME WITH CLUB.
(ME NO COME WITH CLUB ME DO SATIRE)“