Effin Egg

When we first walked in it was very smokey and smelled like something was burning. The bathrooms were nasty. There were six of us and everyone's food tasted bad. (Mcdonald's has a better breakfast). The employees behind the counter taking the orders were very rude and acted as if they hated being there. We won't go back!!

When Waffle House is the safer bet…???My eyes were burning horribly from the smoke/air inside…was so bad we had to go to CVS afterwards and get eye drops after I splashed water on my face twice in their restroom.Sausage biscuit was good…minus it was missing the egg I paid for on it. Burrito was good. Cinnamon rolls were fine. Eggs were fine. Pancakes tasted like bisquick mix, very dry. Barely warm and the butter wouldn’t melt/spread on them…probably not made fresh and just barely heated up. $5 for a cup of orange juice is nuts (we went with milk for the kids at $2.50/cup instead of OJ). Prices were a bit crazy. $75 for breakfast for 5 (2 adults, 3 elementary age kids) when we ordered minimal items, shared some food, and not everyone even had a drink. But this was our third stop after the first two options were too busy…should’ve known something was up when the other places right nearby had lines around the building and this place was nearly empty. ?Branding is ON POINT and hilarious. Atmosphere is great. Decor is great. Not worth their prices though.

Hands down the best breakfast around! Service was fast too! I have NO idea why their overall reviews are only 3.1! Someones lying!

Food is overpriced and the taste was very bad. in fact, I'm not sure our eggs were really eggs! Self service ordering and food delivery. Staff was very rude when I complained about waiting over 30 minutes for 2 cups of black coffee. Credit card payment only.

Food was delicious, service was quick and did I say food was delicious?

Vegetarian options: I had the plant based chorizo and it was fantastic!

We loved the tongue-in-cheek irreverent atmosphere of this place. Very helpful and friendly staff. Great cinnamon roll for me and breakfast tacos for my husband. We’d definitely go back,

Food was good. But, to say the service was poor would be a lie. There was no service. I have no idea what is going on there. They use an iPad/kiosk for ordering which is fine, but there is not a human being anywhere in sight to ask questions if you have any. For example, you can purchase a bagel for $4. Is it sliced? Toasted? Can you get cream cheese or anything on it? Can you hold the cheese on a sandwich if you want to? Can you hold the bacon? What exactly is a $6 side of eggs? Who knows! So, we ordered what seemed good without having to ask any questions and after a few minutes, someone yells out our name to pick up our order at the counter. That was the first time we saw an employee. We were the only ones in there waiting for an order and we were next to the counter so there was no real need to yell out our name. A friendly "your order is ready" would have sufficed. We went there during our vacation because the website gives off a fun and friendly vibe. It is not that. We did enjoy our food, though.

Came here twice in one vacation! LOVED it! My husband, son and I ordered a bacon, egg and cheese bagel, cinnamon roll and latte. It was so good. The only “bad” thing is that it’s kind of over-priced, but it makes sense with how much things are these days. But the food was fresh and tasty.

If you like hotel eggs or prison food, this is your spot! Pretty sure the eggs aren’t legit (see pic) must be the powdered eggs. Our daughter loves eggs and she barely touched hers, threw 1/2 of everything away. However, Cool atmosphere, no ventilation to the grill that we could tell. Our eyes were hurting in the smoke so we moved to the outside seating. 1 star for the loaded hash browns, they were the only thing we actually finished

The food was amazing. This review is not about the food. There were 4 of us and we spent $72 on our meal. This review is not about the cost. We ordered a lot of food because it all looked good and it was. There was not a single thing we ordered that was not delicious. It was all very good. We tipped them $14 after we stood in line to order because we believe in tipping well. We bought two small ice teas for $4 each. Small was the only option or we would have ordered a large. Halfway thru our meal, my husband was out of tea (and I was almost out). He walked up and asked for one refill for himself. They said they do not do refills on tea? What the heck? They did not offer to put water in his cup. They did not offer to let him not get back in the long line to have to pay for another drink. When he came back to the table with an empty cup, I told him I would ask them to put water in it. I had to yell to get someone’s attention and told them that he was not done eating and we were not done eating so please put water in it. She ended up putting tea in it but the damage was done. The amount of tea they had to put in that small cup that was still full of ice was minuscule. They need to fix this policy because they will lose a lot of customers with that ridiculous policy when they use small cups and get to choose how much ice they put in the cup . It’s a shame, because this would have been a 5* review. We personally will not go back.

We had very high hopes walking into this place. Very cool atmosphere with a beautiful mural! Sadly the food was very overpriced and not good food. The restaurant was filled with smoke and burned our eyes while we sat and tried to eat. They do not have a kids menu and only had 1 high chair in the whole restaurant. I really wanted to like this place but we were sadly let down

Like many other reviews have mentioned, the lobby was filled with smoke, like something was burning. Kitchen must not have proper ventilation. Annoying enough to turn around and leave before even ordering any food.

The brisket tacos are the best breakfast tacos I’ve ever had in my life. Seriously. The coffee is awesome too. Very friendly staff and a little nice outdoor patio too

Loved it! We ordered both bowls, coffee, juice, cinnamon rolls. Everything was quick, delicious, and the service was very friendly. Great alternative to some of the traditionally more crowded spots.

Food is decent but ABSURDLY overpriced. You can go across the street to Donut Hole and get twice as much food of equal quality for the same price. Just because it's a tourist town, that gives no business the right to grossly overcharge people. I'm a local and I can guarantee this business will not survive the off season with these prices.