This was probably the second worst meal of my life. Burger was too salty to eat. Chili cheese fries tasted like a salt lick. I like salt. But I could not handle this place. It may be good for a beer and hangout, but do not eat here!!!!
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 1
Angie D.
greatest bar in Miami. Ollie the bartender is awesome! if your looking for a relaxing bar with great people, this is your place! so chill and laid back.
alexander gupta
It’s a great dive bar south of fifth. But they need security. Black kid harassed me one night for no reason. Get some real low life people there. Be aware.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 4
Service: 3
C M
My favorite spot for after work hours during the 5 years I spent in Miami !
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Chris
Stopped in for a late lunch. Food and service was great!
Food: 5
Service: 5
David Thomas
We are staying at a nearby hotel and we are subjected to drunken, antisocial behaviour every night until 5am. The financial benefit to a single business who irresponsibly allow this constant racket outside of their premises is to the detriment of all other businesses and residents in this neighbourhood. Of course they could kindly request their customers to have some respect for other people their behaviour keeps awake all night but if course this is futile as people who drink and shout in the street until 5am have no respect for themselves, let alone anyone else. It is shameful of the irresponsible owners of this place who clearly have no sense of community and are just grubby opportunists in pursuit of making as much money for themselves regardless of any consideration for others.
Lisa M.
Fun, locals... no headaches! Good people Great was recommended to us and it was a lot of fun. Bartenders were great and a lot of fun. Just saw around good place but locals only and only if you like dive bars that are fun.
John Heekin
Locals bar just off main overpriced tourist haunt drags. Good beer selection and prices..cash preferred.Bit rough around the edges but ' real'.
Jared Wilkening
Awesome bar to go get affordable food and drinks! Service was great and was a nice mix-up from the typical Miami Beach bar.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Ben
Great dive bar for just hanging out.Even at its busiest, the bar tenders were checking in on us plenty, drinks came quick, food came quick.The bar AND THE KITCHEN are open until 5 am.Food we got was great too
If you want a complete dive this is it! Lots of tvs great to watch sports. Beautiful bartenders and great service. Cheap bar food and a place to watch local game.
Marc Faux
Great sports bar with a local clientèle. It is not fancy but that is what makes it charming!
Atmosphere: 4
Service: 3
Martin V.
Carolina is super friendly and professional. Top service with a smile. Highly recommend Ted's and will be back.
Morgan m.
This "dive bar" charged us $67 for 4 Casamigos tequila shots. Definitely did not expect to pay $17 a shot at a dive bar. We went to much nicer establishments that did not charge that. Visiting from CA we expected it to be expensive, but at a dive bar where water is dripping from a vent in the ceiling, we did not expect that. Do not recommend.
Zoyla Milano
Wow!!!! The hamburger was sooooooo delicious!!!Superb bar staff!!
This was probably the second worst meal of my life. Burger was too salty to eat. Chili cheese fries tasted like a salt lick. I like salt. But I could not handle this place. It may be good for a beer and hangout, but do not eat here!!!!
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 1
greatest bar in Miami. Ollie the bartender is awesome! if your looking for a relaxing bar with great people, this is your place! so chill and laid back.
It’s a great dive bar south of fifth. But they need security. Black kid harassed me one night for no reason. Get some real low life people there. Be aware.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 4
Service: 3
My favorite spot for after work hours during the 5 years I spent in Miami !
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Stopped in for a late lunch. Food and service was great!
Food: 5
Service: 5
We are staying at a nearby hotel and we are subjected to drunken, antisocial behaviour every night until 5am. The financial benefit to a single business who irresponsibly allow this constant racket outside of their premises is to the detriment of all other businesses and residents in this neighbourhood. Of course they could kindly request their customers to have some respect for other people their behaviour keeps awake all night but if course this is futile as people who drink and shout in the street until 5am have no respect for themselves, let alone anyone else. It is shameful of the irresponsible owners of this place who clearly have no sense of community and are just grubby opportunists in pursuit of making as much money for themselves regardless of any consideration for others.
Fun, locals... no headaches! Good people Great was recommended to us and it was a lot of fun. Bartenders were great and a lot of fun. Just saw around good place but locals only and only if you like dive bars that are fun.
Locals bar just off main overpriced tourist haunt drags. Good beer selection and prices..cash preferred.Bit rough around the edges but ' real'.
Awesome bar to go get affordable food and drinks! Service was great and was a nice mix-up from the typical Miami Beach bar.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Great dive bar for just hanging out.Even at its busiest, the bar tenders were checking in on us plenty, drinks came quick, food came quick.The bar AND THE KITCHEN are open until 5 am.Food we got was great too
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
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If you want a complete dive this is it! Lots of tvs great to watch sports. Beautiful bartenders and great service. Cheap bar food and a place to watch local game.
Great sports bar with a local clientèle. It is not fancy but that is what makes it charming!
Atmosphere: 4
Service: 3
Carolina is super friendly and professional. Top service with a smile. Highly recommend Ted's and will be back.
This "dive bar" charged us $67 for 4 Casamigos tequila shots. Definitely did not expect to pay $17 a shot at a dive bar. We went to much nicer establishments that did not charge that. Visiting from CA we expected it to be expensive, but at a dive bar where water is dripping from a vent in the ceiling, we did not expect that. Do not recommend.
Wow!!!! The hamburger was sooooooo delicious!!!Superb bar staff!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sandwich