Kale Me Crazy Tampa Healthy Food Restaurant

I’ve given their smoothies three tries total, and unfortunately, that’s it for me. The first time was decent, but each visit since then, the quality has gone downhill. The smoothie last visit was become soupy and bland. No real flavor, just disappointing. On top of that, the service is consistently mid: not rude, but not friendly or attentive either. For something that’s supposed to be fresh and energizing, it just feels rushed and watered down. Not worth going back a fourth time.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 3

Great service

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Amazing service amazing atmosphere just amazing everything.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Quality food that is assembled with care.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Got a salmon salad it was 5 lettuce leaves 6 cucumber slices few clices of red onion and an over cooked pieces of salmon I have been eating salad around Florida for the last 2 weeks and by far the most over priced and underwhelming salad yet

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Such a good place !!!!! Breakfast 100/100 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Got chicken pesto wrap and a greek salad to go. Greek salad had no dressing on it and they didn’t give us any on the side. Chicken pesto wrap was very mid with the chicken on one side of the wrap and just salad on the other side(i can’t fit the whole wrap in my mouth, so it was either have a bite of chicken or salad.). It was also very bland, I felt like it needed salt. Salad wasn’t that great either considering it had no dressing too. Gave us no utensils or napkins. All that for $40. I don’t think I will be coming back.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 3

Very friendly and clean location.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Amazing fresh food, a unique flavor in every bite.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Good Place!!!
Amazing taste!!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Exactly what you would expect. Nothing fancy, just good clean food.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Smoothies are good, but it’s the only place in midtown that doesn’t given discounts to residents. I recommend you go to Joffrey’s where they give 10% off, way overpriced at Kale Me

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 2

The go getter smoothie is the best smoothie I’ve ever had :’) I wish I can have it everyday!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Horrible customer service took 35 min exact to make me a egg sandwich especially the Asian girl with goggles

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

The food is excellent. However, our smoothie was warm and it looked like a cup of pulp after you juice vegetables and fruits. Visited a week later for coffee and the latte tasted like a cup of left over cereal milk. The food is amazing, but I would not recommend their beverages.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chicken Pesto Wrap