đ One Star â Only Because Zero Isnât an Option đ
I donât know what sorcery created this alleged âpizza,â but Iâm 99% sure it was excavated from an ancient tomb and slapped into a gas station oven like a cursed relic from a civilization that gave up on flavor.
First bite: no sauce. Second bite: still no sauce. Third bite: waitâis this actually a pizza or a repurposed roofing tile with cheese-colored residue? The crust had the texture of aged drywall, and the cheese tasted like it had been emotionally distant since 1987. I wouldnât be surprised if this pizza was older than Joe Biden, and somehow even more confused about why itâs still here.
Flavor? Letâs not kid ourselves. This thing had the culinary personality of a DMV waiting room. It was like chewing stale cardboard dipped in regret and sprinkled with shredded disappointment. Iâve eaten paper towels more satisfying than this.
In short, if youâre craving pizza, go lick a sidewalk instead. Same flavor profile, fewer calories, and a better texture. Thanks for the trauma, Hunt Brothers. Iâll cherish this memory foreverâright next to that time I stepped on a LEGO barefoot.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 1
Service: 5
Brothers Pizza
the Chinese food was excellent and would get the tacos again
Nicole Greer
I got a slice of Hunt's Brothers Pizza for the first time today at the Jackson Center Sunoco and it completely mystified me. The crust tasted like absolutely nothing. It wasn't yeasty, seasoned, buttery, or.even cardboard flavored. It had absolutely no taste to it at all. I've never found that in anything before. I know I won't be getting Hunt's Brothers pizza again though.
Sarah Renee
ordered our first pizza. got wings and 2 pizzas, $32. felt the wings were small and didn't get many. flavor was good for spicy one. pizza was more like a medium sized but tasted good not greasy. ingredient amount was awesome. Will get again. loved how you express your love for God on box.
Maria Jones
I like that it's cost affordable, and it has the right amount of space and the cheese melts perfectly..
đ One Star â Only Because Zero Isnât an Option đ
I donât know what sorcery created this alleged âpizza,â but Iâm 99% sure it was excavated from an ancient tomb and slapped into a gas station oven like a cursed relic from a civilization that gave up on flavor.
First bite: no sauce. Second bite: still no sauce. Third bite: waitâis this actually a pizza or a repurposed roofing tile with cheese-colored residue? The crust had the texture of aged drywall, and the cheese tasted like it had been emotionally distant since 1987. I wouldnât be surprised if this pizza was older than Joe Biden, and somehow even more confused about why itâs still here.
Flavor? Letâs not kid ourselves. This thing had the culinary personality of a DMV waiting room. It was like chewing stale cardboard dipped in regret and sprinkled with shredded disappointment. Iâve eaten paper towels more satisfying than this.
In short, if youâre craving pizza, go lick a sidewalk instead. Same flavor profile, fewer calories, and a better texture. Thanks for the trauma, Hunt Brothers. Iâll cherish this memory foreverâright next to that time I stepped on a LEGO barefoot.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 1
Service: 5
the Chinese food was excellent and would get the tacos again
I got a slice of Hunt's Brothers Pizza for the first time today at the Jackson Center Sunoco and it completely mystified me. The crust tasted like absolutely nothing. It wasn't yeasty, seasoned, buttery, or.even cardboard flavored. It had absolutely no taste to it at all. I've never found that in anything before. I know I won't be getting Hunt's Brothers pizza again though.
ordered our first pizza. got wings and 2 pizzas, $32. felt the wings were small and didn't get many. flavor was good for spicy one. pizza was more like a medium sized but tasted good not greasy. ingredient amount was awesome. Will get again. loved how you express your love for God on box.
I like that it's cost affordable, and it has the right amount of space and the cheese melts perfectly..
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