The Lumberyard
5910 4th St SW, Cedar Rapids
(319) 363-1860
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Only post you need to read! Firstly as long as you talk to the decent 90% of girls you’ll enjoy your time. Jade, missy, irena. Best of the best. A couple of girls including candy tried to extort cash admittedly but otherwise was a good time and private costs were worth it with the mentioned girls. I would suggest this location over any Waterloo or other CR location. Get there the staff is nice anyways so enjoy your night!!!!
acid made it fun
Best club I've ever been...Woody stocked Guinness and Jameson for a year while I was working in town.
There was hardly anyone there maybe cuz I was too early . And the girls who were there were not friendly at all. Very dissatisfied!
I would highly recommend visiting another club. The management at this place is quite salty, and shockingly, quite racist.
I have actually been having Memories of
I give one star because some of the dancers are professional entertaining and provide 100 percent of clubs ambiance. Sadly other dancers at best are unprofessional and or rude at worst criminal. Give the second star for teaching me what not to do as I am thinking about opening a club. The sign out front(if you actually see it) is hidden in landscape also resembles a sign at a real lumberyard. No call to action or even a open sign at entrance.(did notice a rather tacky sign stating an odd dress code last time i was there) The entrance is not welcoming but rather dark and creepy. Inside most everthing is dirty and or broken bathroom rivals any dive bar. Out of the half dozen times of being there from open to close(or close enough) one to two dancers from 5 to 7 then dancers trickle in until around midnight never seen such a high customer to dancer ratio at best might be 3 customers to each dancer when its busy which doesnt happen til around 3am never appears to happen during week easy to find parking though. Lots of empty space easy to find a chair but most likely broken and or stained. Dj plays alot of horrible rap music that by no means is what the biggest demographic would like. The music in private area is even worse and also screams scam the dancers cant even tell when one song begins and ends let alone the customer. Vip rooms are closer to homeless shelter vibe then vip. Sadly the place has potential just badly managed or presuming they are drinking more then the patrons due to strangest dancer stage rotation. Place is lucky the have some professional dancers as mentioned at beginning
Amazing place, great girls! Always have a blast!
Good place to get your buddys "sacrificed" b4 they get merried.
Went for a private dance girl didn't even touch me what ?!?! Management was mad rude when I told them
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Went to the lumberyard for the first time this past Friday. Atmosphere was chill and fun staff was great and the girls lovely. Had a blast would love to go again. Sending a thank you Gemini as well, she's amazing.
Ok, so years ago before the remodel, I would have recommended this place to everyone, and now it's like a completely different club. The Number one thing that bothers me the most....the dancers are rude, money hungry, greedy, and more stories are becoming common of dancers using crooked ways to get additional cash and "tips" from you. Such as saying a dance is $25, and it's only $20, or when they run the special of 2 for 1 private dances, they will give you one and expect you to pay for the other, and you will be able to tell if the dancer is tired. No energy, and you can tell that they just want the song to be done, (by the way the music is terrible) if that's the case, you are better off keeping your money. I would also like to add, even on Saturday and Friday nights, the club is dead, there is no vibe, no beat, even the DJ runs out of lines after a while then he quits talking, it doesn't really pick up until 3am, which is hard for me to understand, because the club closes shortly after. As far as staff, it's neutral, the security is different every time so you are on your own there. I feel like I have wasted my money and time by going there, won't be back for a while.
Never a bad time!! Great dancers! MORE THAN JUST A DANCE CLUB!! The arcade is awesome as well as the after hours dance area "the underground" thats downstairs!!
Great music, fun atmosphere. Dancers are amazing! The specials there during the week are what draw me in
Had attractive girls good music game room but not the most welcoming atmosphere had girl steal my money charging for 3 private dances when they she only did one no sure fire way to prove she lying will not be coming back and will be passing along warning to all friends and anyone who asks what gentlemen clubs to go to in cr
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