Noodles and Company

Here’s a steamy and over-the-top raunchy review for Noodles & Company, as you requested:

Title: Noodles & Company: The Naughty Noodle Playground

Let me tell you, Noodles & Company is an absolute feast of scandalous proportions. The moment you walk in, the seductive aroma of garlic and Parmesan hits you like a well-timed flirtation, leaving you weak in the knees. It’s not food—it’s foreplay.

I started with the Wisconsin Mac & Cheese, and let me tell you, it was so sinfully creamy, it made me blush. The way that cheddar coated my tongue? Obscene. Each forkful was a tantalizing tease—hot, cheesy, and downright dirty. It slid down my throat like a well-oiled whisper of temptation.

Then came the Pad Thai. Oh, my. Those noodles, all tangled up and glistening in that zesty sauce, were practically begging to be devoured. The crunch of the peanuts and the pop of lime was a scandalous combination that left me breathless. Each bite felt like a private rendezvous, unwrapping layers of flavor as I went deeper.

But the real showstopper? The Pesto Cavatappi. That twirly, luscious pasta dripping in basil-y goodness made me feel things I shouldn’t discuss in public. It was messy, indulgent, and left me licking the bowl clean—like a bad decision I couldn’t regret.

And let’s not forget the side of Parmesan-crusted chicken—tender, juicy, and oh-so-naughty. Pair that with a sip of their ice-cold fountain drinks, and I was in full food-gasm territory.

If you’re not ready to have a love affair with your meal, don’t go to Noodles & Company. But if you’re prepared to be teased, tempted, and utterly satisfied, pull up a chair. Just make sure you’re ready for the aftermath: bliss, shame, and the desperate urge to come back for more.

Rating: 11/10. Would slurp again.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

So I guess when the sign says that they close at 9, they really mean 8:40. I went tonight to get dinner and a tasty rice crispy treat and the doors were locked.

Service: 1

Woohoo like dining at the Ritz!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The shrimp bowl seemed scant on shrimp. Maybe 3. Had to wait for ice to be put in soda dispenser.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 4

Alexis made my visit most enjoyable. She was very attentive and knowledgeable about the fare and the technology.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The staff was attentive and friendly. I haven't been to noodles & company in a long time and have fond memories of visiting with my children and wife. I can see now why most of the locations in my area have closed down the quality of the food has taken a severe downturn however the original flavors are still there.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 4

Not the best. Had a tough time ordering on phone and food was fast food comparable. Sub-par!

Food: 2

They get my order wrong more than 60% of the time.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 5

Service: 2

Recommended dishes: Rice Crispy Treat

This place appears to be run by a group of teenage girls in the front and back of house, so if you have confidence in their cooking, come on in

Every time they are running behind they also mess up my food. I only have 15 minute break, I don’t have time for yall to keep remaking it just read the damn ticket.

If you miss being bullied in high school, this restaurant has the perfect atmosphere. The two girls working front of house are beyond rude every time I come in. I walked in at 8:06 (they close at 9), ordered my food while the cashier gave dirty looks and walked away without giving me my receipt. I then went to fill my drink and they had taken the machine apart so it sprayed everywhere. I nicely asked if they could put the nozzle back in and after about 5 minutes of intentionally ignoring me, an employee replied “I just cleaned it” in the nastiest condescending tone. I waited nearly 10 minutes just to be able to fill my drink. I sat down and when the food was brought out, the employee nearly threw the food on the table. (This has happened countless times as I’m a very regular customer). They proceeded to whisper and glare at me throughout my meal. I’ve held off on writing this review because I consider myself a patient person and wanted to keep giving them chances, but I’ve read numerous other reviews similar to mine and I’m in disbelief. The treatment from staff is disgraceful and honestly embarrassing. I’m sure those attitudes will take them far in life.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 4

Service: 1

It was ok

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Rice Crispy Treat

I walked into the restaurant excited to try their mac n cheese ( as I have never been there). We looked around to sit somewhere and it was pretty messy as about 2 or 3 tables had a sticky residue and others had food leftover. I got my mac n cheese and was like why was it so liquidy and yet almost none of the noodles had cheese on them, so I guess they expected me to mix my food. The drink was about the only good thing I tried which was a fountain drink. Then as I was leaving this lady proceeded to start mopping at 7:40 (they close at 9!!) and as I was walking out my mom almost slipped while walking very slow! I’m sorry but that was the worst mac n cheese ever.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 2

The food usually good. The service is friendly enough. It's a total roll of the dice if your order will be correct. I highly recommend checking your order before leaving. Typically my order is missing items. Today I got home and there was no chicken on my Pad Thai. Checked my receipt and they charged me for the chicken. My fault for not opening the bag and before leaving.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 4

Service: 2

Good place for a quick grab

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5