The machetes are good, however they would be better if the had a bit more meat in them.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Jay Marr
This place was good back when they first opened. Now they serve you strange dog meat on your machetes. It's not good when you're chewing on cartilage half the time. Stop cutting corners for profit Machetes!! Bring back the quality steak meat! đ
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 2
Claudia Romo
Too much hype for nothing they just bring you the tacos with no toppings donât even notify you that you have to go to a self serve section that isnât even marked to even give you a clue about what your getting yourself into. Like đŤ¨. I dnt recommend it and i wouldnât go back for no reason at all
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Ivan Galan
Really good food that machete with all 10 feelings itâs definitely worth it . It makes you taste all the flavors they have . Very delicious !!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
David Cederquist
First time eating here, my Sister's friend recommend it. All I can say is that it was fantastic!!!! Strongly recommend you give it a try.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Machete
Cikia Jaimes
I want a refund this place was absolutely disgusting and charged me and didnât make my order right
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
kevin morgan
Great food and great service
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dawn Williams Lewis
Left just moments ago!! I had to give âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸ i had the machete jr( which was huge) with carne. It was sooo good! When Iâm on this side of town I will definitely be back!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Salsa, Asada
Tyler Iovito
Great food and great service. Would definitely recommend and I am going to return to get more it was so great.!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Moises TreviĂąo Garcia
Machetes was an experience I wasnât expectingâbut it completely blew me away. Hidden and unassuming, this place is a true gem serving up some of the most impressive quesadillas Iâve ever had. While the menu offers a variety of options, the real stars are their three sizes of machetesâmassive, flavor-packed quesadillas that steal the show. You can choose from The Machete, The Machete Jr., and The Machete Baby, each one filled with your choice of protein and topped to perfection. The toughest decision? Picking just one!
I went with the Machete Jr. with carne asada, and even that felt massive when it landed on my table. A long, freshly made tortilla wrapped around perfectly grilled steak, stuffed to the brim with flavor. But what truly took it over the top was loading it up with every topping available, pickled onions, fresh cilantro, and all three of their house-made hot sauces.
The first bite was out of this world. The tortilla, warm and slightly charred, had that unmistakable homemade texture that held everything together beautifully. The carne asada was tender, juicy, and packed with smoky, savory goodness. The pickled onions added a tangy bite, balancing the richness of the meat, while the cilantro brought in freshness. Then came the saucesâeach one delivering a different level of spice and depth, from a smooth heat to an intense, lingering burn that kept me going back for more.
Every element fused together into something unforgettable. The textures, the bold flavors, the heat, it was all just next-level. If youâre looking for a place that serves authentic, no-nonsense, flavor-packed food, Machetes is the spot. Iâll definitely be back, and next time, I might just take on the full-sized Machete!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Machetaco, Salsa, Asada, Chips, Guacamole, Chips and Salsa
I havenât been there in a while but I have tried it before and I love it.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Vita's Inspirations
The food is very good, the only thing is there is no parking, I had a bad experience with that, I parked on the street and when I got out my car had all the windows scratched saying "Don't park"
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Machete
Edgar Ortega
The birria definitely fire! I recommend it.
Food: 5
Mr. Yonosenada
The hand-made "machetes" are great. I had the witlacoche and flor de calabaza. It was not greasy and well stuffed. The place could be cleaner as the floor seemed not to have been swept in a while, especially since it was not that busy. Also, there was nobody at the front when we got there and some people even left. We called out, and then someone came out. Having said that, the food itself makes it easy to recommend.
The machetes are good, however they would be better if the had a bit more meat in them.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
This place was good back when they first opened. Now they serve you strange dog meat on your machetes. It's not good when you're chewing on cartilage half the time. Stop cutting corners for profit Machetes!! Bring back the quality steak meat! đ
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 2
Too much hype for nothing they just bring you the tacos with no toppings donât even notify you that you have to go to a self serve section that isnât even marked to even give you a clue about what your getting yourself into. Like đŤ¨. I dnt recommend it and i wouldnât go back for no reason at all
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Really good food that machete with all 10 feelings itâs definitely worth it . It makes you taste all the flavors they have . Very delicious !!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
First time eating here, my Sister's friend recommend it. All I can say is that it was fantastic!!!! Strongly recommend you give it a try.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Machete
I want a refund this place was absolutely disgusting and charged me and didnât make my order right
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Great food and great service
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Left just moments ago!! I had to give âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸ i had the machete jr( which was huge) with carne. It was sooo good! When Iâm on this side of town I will definitely be back!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Salsa, Asada
Great food and great service. Would definitely recommend and I am going to return to get more it was so great.!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Machetes was an experience I wasnât expectingâbut it completely blew me away. Hidden and unassuming, this place is a true gem serving up some of the most impressive quesadillas Iâve ever had. While the menu offers a variety of options, the real stars are their three sizes of machetesâmassive, flavor-packed quesadillas that steal the show. You can choose from The Machete, The Machete Jr., and The Machete Baby, each one filled with your choice of protein and topped to perfection. The toughest decision? Picking just one!
I went with the Machete Jr. with carne asada, and even that felt massive when it landed on my table. A long, freshly made tortilla wrapped around perfectly grilled steak, stuffed to the brim with flavor. But what truly took it over the top was loading it up with every topping available, pickled onions, fresh cilantro, and all three of their house-made hot sauces.
The first bite was out of this world. The tortilla, warm and slightly charred, had that unmistakable homemade texture that held everything together beautifully. The carne asada was tender, juicy, and packed with smoky, savory goodness. The pickled onions added a tangy bite, balancing the richness of the meat, while the cilantro brought in freshness. Then came the saucesâeach one delivering a different level of spice and depth, from a smooth heat to an intense, lingering burn that kept me going back for more.
Every element fused together into something unforgettable. The textures, the bold flavors, the heat, it was all just next-level. If youâre looking for a place that serves authentic, no-nonsense, flavor-packed food, Machetes is the spot. Iâll definitely be back, and next time, I might just take on the full-sized Machete!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Machetaco, Salsa, Asada, Chips, Guacamole, Chips and Salsa
Restaurantji Recommends
Super big quesadillas
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I havenât been there in a while but I have tried it before and I love it.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The food is very good, the only thing is there is no parking, I had a bad experience with that, I parked on the street and when I got out my car had all the windows scratched saying
"Don't park"
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Machete
The birria definitely fire! I recommend it.
Food: 5
The hand-made "machetes" are great. I had the witlacoche and flor de calabaza. It was not greasy and well stuffed. The place could be cleaner as the floor seemed not to have been swept in a while, especially since it was not that busy. Also, there was nobody at the front when we got there and some people even left. We called out, and then someone came out. Having said that, the food itself makes it easy to recommend.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 5
Service: 4
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