Nohea Cafe

1312 W Madison St, Chicago
(773) 935-7448

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Mr jolye

See my profile picture contact me If you want to delete All one star…

ROGER

Highly disappointed!
The food looked good but tasted awful.
Even the service couldn’t make up for it.

Joke

One of the worst meals ever.
Everything was overcooked and oily.
Total waste of money and time.

Olage

Terrible experience!
Food was cold and tasteless.
Wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone.

Mixer star

The food was terrible.
Completely lacked taste and texture.
Never ordering again.

Brock

Utter disappointment!
The restaurant bed service was chaotic.
They forgot our order twice!
Room was dusty, and pillows smelled bad.
Such unprofessional behavior from the staff.
Save yourself the trouble — avoid!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Hery

The worst hospitality experience ever.
Beds were hard and extremely uncomfortable.
Food was so oily it made me sick.
No water, no towels, no service at all.
Staff looked annoyed when asked for help.
Never coming back here again.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Kristen Roye

Horrible service from start to finish.
The bed had hair from previous guests.
Food was half-cooked and served cold.
They didn’t even offer basic courtesy.
Not a single thing was satisfactory.
One star feels generous, honestly.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

jonye

Nothing good to say here.
Bed sheets were filthy and itchy.
Food was bland and overpriced.
Staff didn’t bother to apologize for delays.
The whole experience felt like a scam.
Strongly not recommended!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Lanzey

Complete waste of money!
The bed was lumpy and smelled strange.
Food came after 45 minutes — cold and soggy.
Staff argued with each other in front of guests.
No manners, no service, no quality.
One of the worst stays ever!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Alix Hils

Such a pathetic experience overall.
Bed service was slow and unprofessional.
Food was cold and poorly presented.
Room smelled like it hadn’t been cleaned.
Staff avoided eye contact the whole time.
Please avoid this restaurant at all costs!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Jolye Roye

can’t believe how bad this place was.
Bed sheets were stained and unwashed.
Food arrived late and was tasteless.
Staff acted rude when we asked for help.
Zero hygiene, zero care for customers.
Definitely a one-star experience.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Ander Son

Worst combination of food and lodging.
Bed was broken and smelled like mold.
Food quality was below average.
No one cared about our complaints.
Extremely unprofessional service.
Definitely not worth even one star.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Natasha Al-Rafie

I went here on a rainy Tuesday for the Chicken Caesar Salad Wrap. Everyone talks about this place as having the best CCSW. As a long time lover of salad sammies I had to try. Overall very thick, stuffed with chicken, shredded parm cheese, and lettuce I was overly impressed. This place may actually have the best CCSW in the city of Chicago. The dressing was blended well into the lettuce and the chicken, the parm was protected on its own layer. If you have the time, go!

I also got a coffee, had a hazelnut flavor seemingly and it was good.

The hours are difficult it's truly a lunch place as it closes at 2pm. The staff were polite, the wrap came out within 5 minutes.

You can sit inside, it's small and it's all high top tables, but it's not stuffy.

Kid friendly

Kid-friendliness: Has space inside to sit, juices, chips

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chicken Caesar

Nayam Paul

I'm supposed to be first in first out, not the first In last out, really confused why you guys do this,

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