Buckle up for the most horrible pizza nightmare- the pizza saga you've ever heard! Picture this: after a journey that felt longer than a Tolkien novel (despite being just 10 minutes away), our much-anticipated pizza finally made its grand entrance a whopping 1 hour and 45 minutes later.
The first horror? Our “thick crust” pizza was a Frankenstein creation with two thin crusts glued together by what seemed like rebellious butter. The moment we picked it up, it staged a dramatic breakup, falling apart with gusto. The crust was cold, the top was warm, a sure sign of some pre-heating sorcery. Some parts were as rock-hard as a medieval castle wall—hello, frozen dough!
But wait, there's more! We found their trusty plastic pizza grabber tucked in alongside an extra piece of paper, as if they thought we needed a little stationery for the house. How generous!
Just when we were about to cancel due to the epic delay, we decided to wait it out. No tip for this odyssey, though! The delivery guy—let's call him Mr. Baldy—was not impressed with our lack of gratitude for the tardy service.
After this pizza-lasagna escapade, we're officially done. Off to the reviews we go, confirming what seems to be a treasure trove of similar horror stories. Never again!
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Miguel Blanco
Every time I order from them I always get what I want in a time matter
If i could give this place a cero stars I would, I ordered from this place for years but this is the second time I got a cockroach The first time I was like ok we all make mistakes but this is the second time, I really hope the health department check this place, just wondering why my whole family got sick 🤮🤢
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Mike Lopez
Tell your drivers not to be AHoles with delivery and complaining on tips
Mike Love
Got my wing order wrong I called they was suppose to deliver the correct order took them over a hour and I stay 5 blocks away if that
Santiago Serna
Great pizza. I got a friend who drives over 30 minutes to come here. Idk what kind of animal is out here talking bad about this spot. Food is great and staff is friendly. It’s my favorite local spot.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Ricardo Padilla
Best pizza on earth since like the 80's, imo.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sausage
Ruud G
How do I apply for this place online?
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
T
Great pizza and wings, Susan was so nice and extremely helpful!! Totally coming back
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Danae Johnson
My order was wrong, and when I called to let the restaurant know they were extremely rude and condescending. Pizza is not good and is unseasoned, would not recommend.
Reviews should be higher. The pizza is very solid. The ingredients seem decent quality. Much more flavorful crust than many spots I've tried on the Southwest side. Highly recommended!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Esme
The way this pizza shop responds to negative reviews instead of trying to make things right is alarming. Terrible.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Nattie
"We don't go out there" but it's a 10 minute drive, what is it the "don't go there" block?
Service: 1
Daniel C
Everything is good pizza & Italian beefs
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Marilyn Lewis
I've been a customer for five years. Dine at least twice a month. The last two times hurt my feelings cause my pizza was burnt first and then tonight they got my order wrong but said free fries in the bag to apologize. Got home, no fries. I usually give five stars, y'all gotta do better
Buckle up for the most horrible pizza nightmare- the pizza saga you've ever heard! Picture this: after a journey that felt longer than a Tolkien novel (despite being just 10 minutes away), our much-anticipated pizza finally made its grand entrance a whopping 1 hour and 45 minutes later.
The first horror? Our “thick crust” pizza was a Frankenstein creation with two thin crusts glued together by what seemed like rebellious butter. The moment we picked it up, it staged a dramatic breakup, falling apart with gusto. The crust was cold, the top was warm, a sure sign of some pre-heating sorcery. Some parts were as rock-hard as a medieval castle wall—hello, frozen dough!
But wait, there's more! We found their trusty plastic pizza grabber tucked in alongside an extra piece of paper, as if they thought we needed a little stationery for the house. How generous!
Just when we were about to cancel due to the epic delay, we decided to wait it out. No tip for this odyssey, though! The delivery guy—let's call him Mr. Baldy—was not impressed with our lack of gratitude for the tardy service.
After this pizza-lasagna escapade, we're officially done. Off to the reviews we go, confirming what seems to be a treasure trove of similar horror stories. Never again!
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Every time I order from them I always get what I want in a time matter
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sausage, Onion Rings, Cheese Pizza, BBQ, Buffalo Wings
If i could give this place a cero stars I would, I ordered from this place for years but this is the second time I got a cockroach
The first time I was like ok we all make mistakes but this is the second time, I really hope the health department check this place, just wondering why my whole family got sick 🤮🤢
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Tell your drivers not to be AHoles with delivery and complaining on tips
Got my wing order wrong I called they was suppose to deliver the correct order took them over a hour and I stay 5 blocks away if that
Great pizza. I got a friend who drives over 30 minutes to come here. Idk what kind of animal is out here talking bad about this spot. Food is great and staff is friendly. It’s my favorite local spot.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Best pizza on earth since like the 80's, imo.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sausage
How do I apply for this place online?
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Great pizza and wings, Susan was so nice and extremely helpful!! Totally coming back
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
My order was wrong, and when I called to let the restaurant know they were extremely rude and condescending. Pizza is not good and is unseasoned, would not recommend.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 1
Restaurantji Recommends
Reviews should be higher. The pizza is very solid. The ingredients seem decent quality. Much more flavorful crust than many spots I've tried on the Southwest side. Highly recommended!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The way this pizza shop responds to negative reviews instead of trying to make things right is alarming. Terrible.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
"We don't go out there" but it's a 10 minute drive, what is it the "don't go there" block?
Service: 1
Everything is good pizza & Italian beefs
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I've been a customer for five years. Dine at least twice a month. The last two times hurt my feelings cause my pizza was burnt first and then tonight they got my order wrong but said free fries in the bag to apologize. Got home, no fries. I usually give five stars, y'all gotta do better
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Wings
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