Willies Waffles n' Chicken
3706 N Halsted St, Chicago
(708) 730-4702
Customers' Favorites
Chicken Tenders with Tater Tots & Rainbow Roadhead
Jamaican Me Jerk It Wings
3 Piece Chicken Tenders
Box of a Dozen Kitties
Hand-Cut French Fries
Banana Batter Blaster
Smash That Ass Burger
Hand Cut French Fries
Any Flavor Ice Cream
Cinnamon Toast Cock
LICK HER
Spasm Gasm
Frozen Espresso Martini
Cinnamon Toast Slush
Coke Whore
Peppermint Pleaser
Great Balls InCider
Fuzzy Penis Colada
Not a Lemon Party
Hurtin' For a Squirtin'
Flagging Red
Ridin' High
WhoreBall
Shots
Fireball
Vodka
Whiskey Old Forester
Fernet Branca
Rumchata
Coconut Rumchata
Peppermint Bark Rumchata
Cans
High Noon
Slutty Slushies
Spasm Gasm
Frozen Espresso Martini
Strawberry Dickery
Strawberry Daiquiri
Jamaica Slushee
A deep purple slushee made from freshly brewed Mexican Jamaica (hibiscus) flowers
Featured items
Cookies 'n Cum
Like a cookies 'n cream... a white chocolate cock waffle with Oreo crumbles and a creamy finish
Fruit Cake
Our fruity white chocolate cock smothered in fruity pebbles and raspberry sauce.
Frosty's Nutella Nibbler
A Willy dripping with warm and wet chocolate sauce, filled with daddy's banana cream filling... makes for an explosive first bite
Cinnamon S'dick
Open wide for this classic maple glazed cock sprinkled with Cinnamon Toast Crunchy goodness.
Choc. Scrooge
A big chocolaty cock with white chocolate dripping down to your fingers
Pink Scrooge
Get a LOAD of this strawberry chocolate cock waffle with white chocolate dripping down its shaft.
Yule Log S'Mores
A big chocolatey Willy covered in house-made marshmallow, torched to perfection, and dusted with graham crackers
Blue XXXmas
You've been waiting... this white chocolate cock is busting at the seams as it delivers loads of raspberry, blueberry, and rainbow sprinkles.
Willy Waffles
Choc. Scrooge
A big chocolaty cock with white chocolate dripping down to your fingers
Pink Scrooge
Get a LOAD of this strawberry chocolate cock waffle with white chocolate dripping down its shaft.
Cookies 'n Cum
Like a cookies 'n cream... a white chocolate cock waffle with Oreo crumbles and a creamy finish
Blue XXXmas
You've been waiting... this white chocolate cock is busting at the seams as it delivers loads of raspberry, blueberry, and rainbow sprinkles.
Yule Log S'Mores
A big chocolatey Willy covered in house-made marshmallow, torched to perfection, and dusted with graham crackers
Fruit Cake
Our fruity white chocolate cock smothered in fruity pebbles and raspberry sauce.
Cinnamon S'dick
Open wide for this classic maple glazed cock sprinkled with Cinnamon Toast Crunchy goodness.
Frosty's Nutella Nibbler
A Willy dripping with warm and wet chocolate sauce, filled with daddy's banana cream filling... makes for an explosive first bite
Plain Willy
Twat Waffles
Kram-Puss
A white chocolate twat with a deceptively delicious flow of raspberry sauce and sprinkles.
Nut Cracker
A chocolate covered twat waffle filled with white chocolate cum and a pearly clit piercing.
Ho Ho Hole
Plain Twat
Mariah Carey
Strawberry white chocolate twat with a pearl pierced clit and white chocolate cum, on a pillow of house-made marshmallow.
NA Drinks
Hawt Chocolate
Gourmet AF
Soda
Jarritos
Cold Brew
Water
Hole Milk
Featured items
6 Piece Chicken Tenders
Six hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
Cock Meat Sandwich
Lettuce, tomato, bacon crumbles, and jalapeño ranch with a fried chicken thigh jammed in between your bacon infused brioche buns
3 Piece Chicken Tenders
Three hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
4 PC Vegan Tenders
Four perfectly fried Beyond Meat tenders serviced with your choice of fries or tots
Chicken 'n Twat Waffle Sandwich
Chicken tenders topped with bacon,lettuce, tomato, and maple aioli,served between two twat waffles.
Dick 'n Chicken
Two of our chicken tenders topped with bacon, Willy Sauce, and a Cinnamon Toast Cock jammed in between them
Tater Tots w/Side Dick Cheese
We smash your tater balls to bits and load it up with bacon, green onion, and our housemade cheese sauce.
Hand Cut French Fries
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection.
Hot Rod
A big 'n beefy quarter pound wiener served Chicago style on a special pretzel bun.
Cock Fighter Wings - Buffalo Sauce
Jumbo party wings fried, tossed in our house made buffalo sauce, and garnished with celery brunoise.
Jamaican Me Jerk It Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in our sweet and spicy jerk sauce and garnished with green onion.
Hand Cut Fries w/Side Dick Cheese
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection. This one is served with a side of mouthwatering house-made Willy cheese sauce
Vegan Tender Sandwich
A saucy vegan chicken sandwich made with three Beyond Meat chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeno ranch.
Naked Wings - Missionary
Lightly seasoned jumbo party wings fried hard and served straight out of the frier with no sauce.
Squirted 'n Spiced - Lemon Pepper Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in garlic infused oil, seasoned in our lemon pepper dry rub, garnished with freshly grated parmesan, lemon zest, parsley, and served with a side of our special house made lemon pepper sauce/
Bun Filler
A big beefy quarter pound prostate pounder with housemade Willy cheese, perfect caramelized onions, and mouthwatering bacon served in a pretzel roll.
Tater Balls
Fresh and crispy balls, seasoned to perfection
🐓 Cock 🐓
3 Piece Chicken Tenders
Three hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
6 Piece Chicken Tenders
Six hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
4 PC Vegan Tenders
Four perfectly fried Beyond Meat tenders serviced with your choice of fries or tots
Dick 'n Chicken
Two of our chicken tenders topped with bacon, Willy Sauce, and a Cinnamon Toast Cock jammed in between them
Naked Wings - Missionary
Lightly seasoned jumbo party wings fried hard and served straight out of the frier with no sauce.
Cock Fighter Wings - Buffalo Sauce
Jumbo party wings fried, tossed in our house made buffalo sauce, and garnished with celery brunoise.
Jamaican Me Jerk It Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in our sweet and spicy jerk sauce and garnished with green onion.
Naughty Wings - Medium Spiced BBQ
Jumbo party wings tossed in our house made BBQ sauce with a little spice tingle for the back of your throat ;)
Squirted 'n Spiced - Lemon Pepper Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in garlic infused oil, seasoned in our lemon pepper dry rub, garnished with freshly grated parmesan, lemon zest, parsley, and served with a side of our special house made lemon pepper sauce/
🌭 Between Buns 🍑
Chicken 'n Twat Waffle Sandwich
Chicken tenders topped with bacon,lettuce, tomato, and maple aioli,served between two twat waffles.
Cock Meat Sandwich
Lettuce, tomato, bacon crumbles, and jalapeño ranch with a fried chicken thigh jammed in between your bacon infused brioche buns
Vegan Tender Sandwich
A saucy vegan chicken sandwich made with three Beyond Meat chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeno ranch.
Hot Rod
A big 'n beefy quarter pound wiener served Chicago style on a special pretzel bun.
Bun Filler
A big beefy quarter pound prostate pounder with housemade Willy cheese, perfect caramelized onions, and mouthwatering bacon served in a pretzel roll.
Breakfast Sandwich
Fried Chicken Thigh sauced with Honey Chipotle Aoili then topped with Egg, Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato and served on Bacon Infused Brioche Buns.
Sides 🍟
Hand Cut French Fries
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection.
Hand Cut Fries w/Side Dick Cheese
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection. This one is served with a side of mouthwatering house-made Willy cheese sauce
Tater Balls
Fresh and crispy balls, seasoned to perfection
Fisted and Loaded Thots
Tater Tots w/Side Dick Cheese
We smash your tater balls to bits and load it up with bacon, green onion, and our housemade cheese sauce.
Ball Sack
Two hot balls of falafel, served with a side of tahini and Red Hot Willy Pepper Sauce.
Sauces 💦
Side Willy Cheese ;)
Side Spicy BBQ
Side Ranch
Side Jalapeño Ranch
Side Honey Mustard
Side Honey Chipotle Aoli
Side Willy Sauce
Maple Aoli
Side Blue Cheese
Side Sriracha Ketchup
Side Red Hot Willy Pepper Sauce
Side Buffalo Sauce
Side Ketchup
Side Mustard
Recent Reviews
The Chicken & Twat Waffle Sandwich was really good. The waffle cocks were mid to me. Overall it was cool, I love the aesthetics of the place. The making of the waffle cock was just overly too much.
February 2025
Best restaurant ever!!! Thomas, our cashier, made the experience SO unforgettable and my friends and i enjoyed every second from the moment we walked in!! The service, food, atmosphere was so incredible I can’t express enough how much my friends and I enjoyed being served by Thomas!!! The food was great as well! We ordered 2 burger and 2 chicken tender combos and they were all so good and very fairly priced as well! Definitely will be coming back every chance I get and I would...
February 2025
There's not much to say except you HAVE to go here. The atmosphere and staff are absolutely hilarious and the food is so good. You will not regret it. Haven't had such a good time at a restaurant in so long. The best vibes ever
February 2025
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