Coffee Shops · $
1 The House Cafe
230 Riley Avenue, Ogden
- Take-Out
- Delivery
Customers’ favorites
- Snickerdoodle Sandwich
- Tapioca Bubbles
- Drip Coffee
- Blueberry
“Doug wizard the 2nd is the best employee ever. I ordered a coffee called “The Doug” and my life has never been the same. Within three sips, my student loans disappeared, my ACFT score went up 75 points, and my car stopped making that weird noise I’ve been ignoring for six months. By the fourth sip, I was pretty sure I could hear colors. The Doug is so powerful that it allegedly cured my neighbor’s seasonal allergies, taught his dog to do taxes, and solved world hunger for approximately 17 minutes. Scientists are reportedly studying it, but every time they get close, Doug just hands them another cup and they forget what they were doing. I can’t legally confirm that The Doug cures cancer, reverses aging, or grants immortality, but I can confirm that after drinking one, I felt capable of fighting a bear, balancing the federal budget, and finally understanding Army property accountability. 10/10. If Doug wizard the 2nd ever stops making this coffee, civilization as we know it may collapse.”