Owner hates kids, pizza is greasy and poorly cooked
Charlie Martin
soggy, messy pizza. crust tasted weird. greasy.
Michiel Schultz
Gross. This is a solid pass for me.
Jamey Stewart
Just go to dominos. Or little Cesar’s.
Ryan Fedo
the pizza made me violently ill
Rob Narcavage
The worst pizza on the planet, Portney was right !!!
Erika Musselman
Inexpensive, quick slice in Sommerville. Satisfys the pizza craving before a concert! Quirky decor, including a shuffleboard table to play with while you wait! Enjoy!
Ryan Snyder
I had this pizza a few weeks ago. I barely made it home before I had massive diarrhea. Ive had to wear a diaper ever since, I hope I recover. 🐱🍕
Well, unless you ordered the “Ballpark Special”—extra sausage, light on dignity—you might want to skip this place. I bit into my slice and found what I can only describe as a lonely, curly little souvenir. At first, I thought it was an eyelash. Then I pulled… and pulled… and pulled. This thing had more curve than a Mario Kart track.
Naturally, I went full Gordon Ramsay-meets-Scooby-Doo and did some digging. Turns out the owner’s idea of “tossing dough” might involve dragging his pepperoni across the pie. I found a pube longer than his Yelp rating, and trust me—it had more presence than the man himself. If his junk was any smaller, it’d be a seasoning.
The only thing getting baked here is health code violations. I came for a slice and left with a tetanus flashback. I wouldn’t wish this experience on my worst enemy—or even someone who puts pineapple on pizza. Honestly, if Dragon Pizza had a slogan, it’d be: “Where the crust isn’t the only thing getting stretched.”
Unless you’re into uninvited toppings and edible trauma, steer clear. This ain’t a restaurant—it’s a follicle festival with a mozzarella massacre.
Paul Skepanzky
Pizza SUCKS! Owner has little man syndrome.
Jon Slobod
the owner is a prick that hates children and likes to wear shirts that are 6 sizes to small. also there was cat hair on my pizza.
Adam Adkison
excellent pizza and great service.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Mark
This cozy little pizza shop seems to be a neighborhood classic in Somerville as people are in and out with pizza in one hand and a smile on their faces.
The service was fantastic getting greeted right away. The menu looks to be changing as it's on paper and the selection is diverse. There was no price that I have seen on the menu but I could be wrong.
They serve alcohol which is nice for being in the 21+ crowd as they also have a space next to the pizza shop for hanging out and playing board games and pinball. The drink selection is great for a pizza shop.
The pizza had a great size and smell to it. As we pull the pizza slice away from the other slices the tip just falls with all the toppings and cheese falling onto the pan. After picking up the fallen pieces the pizza had great flavor. The sauce was a bit more sweet and reminded me of beach pizza. The cheese was pulled off the pizza with too much ease. The grease was pouring down the crust and onto the pan. The dough was a bit chewy for a thin crust.
Overall, good experience with the service. The atmosphere was unique and fun. The pizza was okay after picking up the pieces. I would say going there every once and a while is great but nothing I would go out of my way for.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 3
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Maple Bacon Cheddar Pizza, Garlic Knots
Good pizza!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Owner hates kids, pizza is greasy and poorly cooked
soggy, messy pizza. crust tasted weird. greasy.
Gross. This is a solid pass for me.
Just go to dominos. Or little Cesar’s.
the pizza made me violently ill
The worst pizza on the planet, Portney was right !!!
Inexpensive, quick slice in Sommerville. Satisfys the pizza craving before a concert! Quirky decor, including a shuffleboard table to play with while you wait! Enjoy!
I had this pizza a few weeks ago. I barely made it home before I had massive diarrhea. Ive had to wear a diaper ever since, I hope I recover. 🐱🍕
Don’t bring your kids here
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Well, unless you ordered the “Ballpark Special”—extra sausage, light on dignity—you might want to skip this place. I bit into my slice and found what I can only describe as a lonely, curly little souvenir. At first, I thought it was an eyelash. Then I pulled… and pulled… and pulled. This thing had more curve than a Mario Kart track. Naturally, I went full Gordon Ramsay-meets-Scooby-Doo and did some digging. Turns out the owner’s idea of “tossing dough” might involve dragging his pepperoni across the pie. I found a pube longer than his Yelp rating, and trust me—it had more presence than the man himself. If his junk was any smaller, it’d be a seasoning. The only thing getting baked here is health code violations. I came for a slice and left with a tetanus flashback. I wouldn’t wish this experience on my worst enemy—or even someone who puts pineapple on pizza. Honestly, if Dragon Pizza had a slogan, it’d be: “Where the crust isn’t the only thing getting stretched.” Unless you’re into uninvited toppings and edible trauma, steer clear. This ain’t a restaurant—it’s a follicle festival with a mozzarella massacre.
Pizza SUCKS! Owner has little man syndrome.
the owner is a prick that hates children and likes to wear shirts that are 6 sizes to small. also there was cat hair on my pizza.
excellent pizza and great service.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This cozy little pizza shop seems to be a neighborhood classic in Somerville as people are in and out with pizza in one hand and a smile on their faces.
The service was fantastic getting greeted right away. The menu looks to be changing as it's on paper and the selection is diverse. There was no price that I have seen on the menu but I could be wrong.
They serve alcohol which is nice for being in the 21+ crowd as they also have a space next to the pizza shop for hanging out and playing board games and pinball. The drink selection is great for a pizza shop.
The pizza had a great size and smell to it. As we pull the pizza slice away from the other slices the tip just falls with all the toppings and cheese falling onto the pan. After picking up the fallen pieces the pizza had great flavor. The sauce was a bit more sweet and reminded me of beach pizza. The cheese was pulled off the pizza with too much ease. The grease was pouring down the crust and onto the pan. The dough was a bit chewy for a thin crust.
Overall, good experience with the service. The atmosphere was unique and fun. The pizza was okay after picking up the pieces. I would say going there every once and a while is great but nothing I would go out of my way for.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 3
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Maple Bacon Cheddar Pizza, Garlic Knots
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