“Pizza Hut buffet! I don’t know how to explain this without sounding… unhinged. You walk in, and it’s like okay, they get it! All the pizza you could possibly want! Cheese, pepperoni, sausage, more cheese, cheese on top of cheese. And the breadsticks ohhh, the breadsticks! Garlic butter, warm, soft, slightly evil in their deliciousness!
You know how you go to some places and you’re like, “This is fine”? Fine?! This is better than fine. You get a little of everything, you pile it on your plate, you sit down, and suddenly you’re eating like a king or a slightly gluttonous emperor, but who cares?! The salad? Sure, it’s salad. But the pizza! The pizza! You forget all your problems. Life is chaos, sure but at Pizza Hut, for those precious twenty minutes, everything makes sense.
And the best part? You don’t have to make a decision. You don’t have to commit to one flavor. You want all of them? Go ahead. That’s freedom! That’s… beautiful!“
“Pizza Hut buffet! I don’t know how to explain this without sounding… unhinged. You walk in, and it’s like okay, they get it! All the pizza you could possibly want! Cheese, pepperoni, sausage, more cheese, cheese on top of cheese. And the breadsticks ohhh, the breadsticks! Garlic butter, warm, soft, slightly evil in their deliciousness!
You know how you go to some places and you’re like, “This is fine”? Fine?! This is better than fine. You get a little of everything, you pile it on your plate, you sit down, and suddenly you’re eating like a king or a slightly gluttonous emperor, but who cares?! The salad? Sure, it’s salad. But the pizza! The pizza! You forget all your problems. Life is chaos, sure but at Pizza Hut, for those precious twenty minutes, everything makes sense.
And the best part? You don’t have to make a decision. You don’t have to commit to one flavor. You want all of them? Go ahead. That’s freedom! That’s… beautiful!“