Crazy John's

410 E Baltimore St, Baltimore
(410) 625-0363

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Missie Mills

Absolutely delicious hole in the wall local restaurant. You can have any of the chain restaurants back home. This is something you won’t find anywhere else! I got a breakfast platter with drippy eggs, perfectly seasoned home fries, and bacon. They serve breakfast all day- perfect!!
My boyfriend got the Philly cheesesteak and it was better than I’ve had in years. Neighborhood was super rough, and there were several people who wandered in clearly on drugs and high or drunk. The restaurant employees made all of them leave and said they can’t be here bothering customers.
Warning the street the restaurant is on is full of sex shops and strip clubs.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Philly Cheese Steak, Home Fries

Angie BEE

Cheese fish on a bun is very good. But it's too expensive . Fries is ok

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 4

John Nicholas Mavri

Although this is a grimy part of town, this place surpassed my expectations because the spot was unique, food was super fresh and service was above average.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Court Howard

New owners have increased the prices but not food quality

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 3

Donte Carter

Food is great

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Corey

My sausage is not even cooked.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 5

michael rawlings

Upon entering u noticed the clean atmosphere and the greeting smiles ? awesome ?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Cheryl Kline

Best fast food in baltimore!! Been going there for ovef 4o years!! Thabk you all for veing cedy good people!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Hugo Costa

be careful using your card there , they clone my card

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Kevin Wilson

Mediocre food, questionable crowd ??‍♂️

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 3

Toni Libra

I had a horrible experience here. I visited yesterday 6/1/24 and the experience was still bothering me so I knew I had to make a review. The staff must have changed because a few years ago, it wasn’t like this. Cashier (darker skin Indian man: sorry if ethnicity is wrong) makes you feel stupid instead of explaining what the sub is if you have the wrong idea. Kept saying I ordered a cheeseburger instead of explaining its burger patties on sub roll and then looked at me like I was legitimately stupid. My friend and I get done ordering and she goes to the White Passing Latino Male (WPLM-he will come up again) with bumps all over his face to ask for the bathroom key. WPLM asks if she ordered and she said yes. Instead of him asking to see the ticket (which I have in my hand) he tells her to go to the cashier. Cashier then tells her to go back to WPLM. So she goes back to him and he then has the nerve to tell her that she has to order. So she yells to me to show him the ticket. I then later find out that WPLM told her there’s no reason to get loud and to calm down before he finally handed over the key…as if he was trying to make it seem like she was yelling at him. Furthermore, he was the one causing the issue in the first place. Anyways, she goes to the bathroom and that’s when I start feeling/seeing eyes on me. WPLM keeps looking at me, both cooks wearing the Wild Ones snapbacks keep looking at me in between tasks, and the cashier kept looking at me. I’m so grateful that we can see them making the food otherwise I would’ve asked for a refund and left without the food. Then WPLM walks over to the cashier and stays there for about a minute or two. He yells, very loudly, One Ticket. Then he starts going back to his area at the end of the counter and says something here he has to say the phrase one ticket. Again One Ticket is very loud. All of a sudden, security in the building sprints into action and starts to fast ,but not too fast, walk towards the bathroom. At that same time my friend came from the bathroom so the security guard had to save face and went to stand near where the lottery portion is. My friend wanted to eat there so against my better judgment we sat and ate our food. It was so hot back there that you don’t have to worry about sitting more than the 15-30 min time limit. The food was good, not as great as it used to be. I have never felt more uncomfortable as a black woman in an establishment more than I did here and I currently live in an area where I’m frequently the only or one of few black people. I understand that some stuff happens in Baltimore, especially near the strip clubs at times. But that’s the place you chose and you shouldn’t make that every persons problem that comes in. The staff needs major improvements.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 4

Service: 1

Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger, Philly Cheese Steak, French Fries

T 》 ¡ 《 M

That food was too high and nasty

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Home Fries

D Pulliam

REMIND ME TO NEVER BUT HOME FRIES AGAIN. Super hectic day. I already had a piece of toast and I had a little piece of bacon on my desk and I thought oh I can just run home get some home fries and that'll be good it'll hold me. Straight trash. I would never order it again. Honestly like the home fries had some sort of like aftertaste and you know the reality is potatoes need to be refrigerated once they are cooked. So my suggestion to you would be to stick to egg and bacon or some sort of cheese fish or cheese steak sub but beyond that don't look for Quality home fries not from these people. Sopassed. .

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 3

Marq Miller

Crazy Johns has always been a go-to. Great food always. I have tried everything on the menu atleast once. It's all delicious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger, Philly Cheese Steak, French Fries, Cheese and Pepperoni Pizza, Cheese Steak Sub w Mozzarella Sticks, Gyro

Don Canapp

Home fries were excellent

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

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