Came here last Saturday. It was dreadful awful appalling horrific horrifying horrible horrendous atrocious abominable abhorrent frightful fearful shocking hideous ghastly grim dire hateful unspeakable gruesome monstrous sickening heinous vile serious grave acute desperate grievous distressing lamentable egregious severe extreme intense excruciating agonizing unbearable intolerable unendurable insufferable very bad hopeless poor inadequate inferior unsatisfactory laughable substandard crummy pathetic pitiful useless lousy abysmal duff chronic poxy rubbish pants a load of pants chicken shit. But one thing I'd like to add is that one review of Beto's twinkling eye...I never got to meet him myself but if i return I'd like to meet him...I love you Beto.
Nathan Erickson
Great venue, great service, great drinks. 1 star
Briony W.
The drinks were painful, service was horrible and I saw poop and per all over the bathroom stalls
Zion M.
in the bath room (men's) I saw a boy peeing on the floor and I saw poop left in the toilet so 100% 1 star!! service was horrible at hearing too?! food tasted like lemons with paper. I hated the experienc!!
Aaron B.
Ugly, smelly, poorly laid out nightmare space I would avoid. The worst drink I have ever been given at a bar.
bianca sanchez
Hello, just wanted to write because yesterday I tried to get in the bar and the security guy asked for my ID, which I totally understand but when I gave my ID he said you can’t get in. I wad not understanding so I asked why? He said you’re ID is fake. My ID is a real ID from Puerto Rico and im 28 years old. I said to the security guy, is it because is from Puerto Rico? He replied with you can’t get in. The guy behind me was in a group, the security guy let everyone in except him because his ID was also from Puerto Rico. Honestly, is sad that this things are still happening in 2023 and it makes the place look bad and probably it was just the security guy but this has to be readdress.
Service: 1
Mark Kalnin
Home of the crab rave and bootleg funeral parlor. This place will kill you and resurrect you right after. My kids will be baptized here in a vat of twisted tea.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Austin Sloane
Literally the best bar on earth. Nothing compares. I want to have my wedding here
Minrui Hardin
Bartenders and management ? I came in around 11:45 Sunday night ordered a crown royal shot with lemonade, bartender did not have a measure cup for a shot instead he dripped the drink for 2sec in the smallest shot glass and made a drink to charge me $11.53. Later when I ordered another shot, he pulled the same littlest amount of liqourd and charges me $11.53 again. This time he says they only charge for liquord. This doesn't make sense because in what night you charge the shot as the same price as a drink?The other bartenders were just standing there while I got into conflict with the one who served my drink. Not to mention they took my cash off from my table and did not ask if that was for paying for my drink. The picture of my $10 bill was sitting in front of me and was taken when I turned around. Even strip club doesn't do that! What an unethical situation!!!!The blonde bartender ran out of her middle of the shift just to tip over a trash can which sat outside of the bar and the content of the trash spilled everywhere while we were standing outside.There was no one to clean the floor when it was nasty and where napkins were on the floor. The whole experience is so negative and I know why they call them 1-star bar. You don't deserve my love if you don't manage well your bar.???
Brian R.
This bar is such a...bar lol. Drunk college kids taking twisted tea shots from the side of the can, there food is basic asf, it's one star alright! I personally have been once and saw a girl come out of the bathroom with a guy and clearly they just finished having sex. However! The guy Matt, he's really hot, funny, charismatic and if you're a girl or a gay he'll always offer you a high noon or a margarita (if it's Tuesday of course). He will make sure they live up to their reputation and ambiance and will also knock on the doors of the restroom if you really gotta go to the bathroom but people are taking too long to finish having sex before they get kicked out with no socks obviously. In all seriousness, this is a bar. What do you expect?
They only had Dino nuggets in the shape of the most beta dinosaur species
Abraham Khan
I’ve been in Baltimore for five years and i’ve been to bars all around the world from Tel Aviv to Vegas to NYC and Mykonos. This isn’t the best bar in baltimore it’s the best bar in the literal world. The music, the drinks, the vibe, the people- unparalleled. When I die I want my ashes spread here. I want my children to go here. I want to conceive my children here and my wife to birth them here. Always and forever - One ?-ing star
Jon Griffith
Fun place. Good vibe and staff
Christina W.
No frills, no nonsense bar. Nice enough bartender, good drinks. We got sloshed here Thanksgiving evening. Good times.
gregbojke
Best place ever. Banging tunes, good drinks choice, good space to drink with your friends. Two nights in a row there and aim to be back asap.
Came here last Saturday. It was dreadful awful appalling horrific horrifying horrible horrendous atrocious abominable abhorrent frightful fearful shocking hideous ghastly grim dire hateful unspeakable gruesome monstrous sickening heinous vile serious grave acute desperate grievous distressing lamentable egregious severe extreme intense excruciating agonizing unbearable intolerable unendurable insufferable very bad hopeless poor inadequate inferior unsatisfactory laughable substandard crummy pathetic pitiful useless lousy abysmal duff chronic poxy rubbish pants a load of pants chicken shit. But one thing I'd like to add is that one review of Beto's twinkling eye...I never got to meet him myself but if i return I'd like to meet him...I love you Beto.
Great venue, great service, great drinks. 1 star
The drinks were painful, service was horrible and I saw poop and per all over the bathroom stalls
in the bath room (men's) I saw a boy peeing on the floor and I saw poop left in the toilet so 100% 1 star!! service was horrible at hearing too?! food tasted like lemons with paper. I hated the experienc!!
Ugly, smelly, poorly laid out nightmare space I would avoid. The worst drink I have ever been given at a bar.
Hello, just wanted to write because yesterday I tried to get in the bar and the security guy asked for my ID, which I totally understand but when I gave my ID he said you can’t get in. I wad not understanding so I asked why? He said you’re ID is fake. My ID is a real ID from Puerto Rico and im 28 years old. I said to the security guy, is it because is from Puerto Rico? He replied with you can’t get in. The guy behind me was in a group, the security guy let everyone in except him because his ID was also from Puerto Rico. Honestly, is sad that this things are still happening in 2023 and it makes the place look bad and probably it was just the security guy but this has to be readdress.
Service: 1
Home of the crab rave and bootleg funeral parlor. This place will kill you and resurrect you right after. My kids will be baptized here in a vat of twisted tea.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Literally the best bar on earth. Nothing compares. I want to have my wedding here
Bartenders and management ? I came in around 11:45 Sunday night ordered a crown royal shot with lemonade, bartender did not have a measure cup for a shot instead he dripped the drink for 2sec in the smallest shot glass and made a drink to charge me $11.53. Later when I ordered another shot, he pulled the same littlest amount of liqourd and charges me $11.53 again. This time he says they only charge for liquord. This doesn't make sense because in what night you charge the shot as the same price as a drink?The other bartenders were just standing there while I got into conflict with the one who served my drink. Not to mention they took my cash off from my table and did not ask if that was for paying for my drink. The picture of my $10 bill was sitting in front of me and was taken when I turned around. Even strip club doesn't do that! What an unethical situation!!!!The blonde bartender ran out of her middle of the shift just to tip over a trash can which sat outside of the bar and the content of the trash spilled everywhere while we were standing outside.There was no one to clean the floor when it was nasty and where napkins were on the floor. The whole experience is so negative and I know why they call them 1-star bar. You don't deserve my love if you don't manage well your bar.???
This bar is such a...bar lol. Drunk college kids taking twisted tea shots from the side of the can, there food is basic asf, it's one star alright! I personally have been once and saw a girl come out of the bathroom with a guy and clearly they just finished having sex. However! The guy Matt, he's really hot, funny, charismatic and if you're a girl or a gay he'll always offer you a high noon or a margarita (if it's Tuesday of course). He will make sure they live up to their reputation and ambiance and will also knock on the doors of the restroom if you really gotta go to the bathroom but people are taking too long to finish having sex before they get kicked out with no socks obviously. In all seriousness, this is a bar. What do you expect?
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They only had Dino nuggets in the shape of the most beta dinosaur species
I’ve been in Baltimore for five years and i’ve been to bars all around the world from Tel Aviv to Vegas to NYC and Mykonos. This isn’t the best bar in baltimore it’s the best bar in the literal world. The music, the drinks, the vibe, the people- unparalleled. When I die I want my ashes spread here. I want my children to go here. I want to conceive my children here and my wife to birth them here. Always and forever - One ?-ing star
Fun place. Good vibe and staff
No frills, no nonsense bar. Nice enough bartender, good drinks. We got sloshed here Thanksgiving evening. Good times.
Best place ever. Banging tunes, good drinks choice, good space to drink with your friends. Two nights in a row there and aim to be back asap.