I write a lot of reviews on Google. This place is hands down one of the top 3 pizza places I've been to in the country. They are a little edgy but their pies are top notch. Be prepared to wait, good stuff comes to those that do.
Everett Hill
Great pizza with dough made in house. Owner Mike was nice to talk to and learn more about the local area. Tables indoor and the outdoor front patio is shaded with expansive water views.
Aiden Emery
Real neat spot. Very Mom&Pop esque. If you're looking a fun local place with great flavor and drinks, definitely consider here. The pizza had great dough! We got the Hivemind, the Gandalf, and the Hellfire pizzas. Hellfire was our favorite. The views and part of town are beautiful! Probably a cool date spot. Definitely returning next time we're in town!
Hannah H
Great spot. Delicious pizza and nice vegan options. Fun vibe.
Jim Fox
What a wonderful place. Everything is Nice
Alan 92
Beast hunter. - very delicious and yummmy.. great place to eat in or take out..drinks r a bit pricey
Ryan Norris
I'm no pizza connoisseur. I've really just had the fast food pizza places and Ledo Pizza before but Cryptic has really turned me on to the idea that pizza can be REALLY GOOD (I still love me some Ledo pizza). The sauce, cheese, the CRUST. I got the Hivemind (pictured) and I've been craving it ever since. I gotta go back!
arlene kline
First time visit. Best pizza! Definitely will be back!
Jeanette Kaufmann
Delicious pizza with a beautiful view of the Patuxent while you eat!
First time here. Ordered plain cheese, beast Hunter, gandalf, and the dungeon dragon. Pizza was amazing. Best in the area in my opinion. Definitely going to be the go to pizza place going forward.
Andrew Bowyer
Cool place, awesome pizzas!
Nice laid back out door seating, nice and fast service, just do it
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Andy Bowyer
Cool place, awesome pizzas!
Nice laid back out door seating, nice and fast service, just do it
Tower Forewoman
Amazing location, very hip and modern details. Delicious food. I'm not gluten-free at all but the sissy slice was a little piece of heaven. Key lime pie is also quite perfect. Highly recommend!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Elisabeth Wenschhof
This has to be the best pizza we’ve ever had! Great atmosphere sitting outside under shaded trees! The pizza was so flavorful with every bite! Ordered the Hellfire 10/10 would definitely recommend!
Great pizza and games
I write a lot of reviews on Google. This place is hands down one of the top 3 pizza places I've been to in the country. They are a little edgy but their pies are top notch. Be prepared to wait, good stuff comes to those that do.
Great pizza with dough made in house. Owner Mike was nice to talk to and learn more about the local area. Tables indoor and the outdoor front patio is shaded with expansive water views.
Real neat spot. Very Mom&Pop esque. If you're looking a fun local place with great flavor and drinks, definitely consider here. The pizza had great dough! We got the Hivemind, the Gandalf, and the Hellfire pizzas. Hellfire was our favorite. The views and part of town are beautiful! Probably a cool date spot. Definitely returning next time we're in town!
Great spot. Delicious pizza and nice vegan options. Fun vibe.
What a wonderful place. Everything is Nice
Beast hunter. - very delicious and yummmy.. great place to eat in or take out..drinks r a bit pricey
I'm no pizza connoisseur. I've really just had the fast food pizza places and Ledo Pizza before but Cryptic has really turned me on to the idea that pizza can be REALLY GOOD (I still love me some Ledo pizza). The sauce, cheese, the CRUST. I got the Hivemind (pictured) and I've been craving it ever since. I gotta go back!
First time visit. Best pizza! Definitely will be back!
Delicious pizza with a beautiful view of the Patuxent while you eat!
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First time here. Ordered plain cheese, beast Hunter, gandalf, and the dungeon dragon. Pizza was amazing. Best in the area in my opinion. Definitely going to be the go to pizza place going forward.
Cool place, awesome pizzas!
Nice laid back out door seating, nice and fast service, just do it
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Cool place, awesome pizzas!
Nice laid back out door seating, nice and fast service, just do it
Amazing location, very hip and modern details. Delicious food. I'm not gluten-free at all but the sissy slice was a little piece of heaven. Key lime pie is also quite perfect. Highly recommend!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This has to be the best pizza we’ve ever had! Great atmosphere sitting outside under shaded trees! The pizza was so flavorful with every bite! Ordered the Hellfire 10/10 would definitely recommend!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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