Joseph's Coney Island

Good eats

Food: 5

One of the best coneys in detroit

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I'm hooked. I grab a steak pita every time I'm in town. Absolutely killed it today.
Awesome food.

Food: 5

Service: 5

Been going here since I was a kid and I still love there food and service.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I grew up on this coney and I still come all the way to when I’m craving coney island. They always get my order right and the food is delicious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Onion Rings, Cheese Fries, Coney Dog, Grilled Chicken Salad, Hamburger, Chili Fries, Wings

Food was delicious and restaurant was clean.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Salad, Chili, Burger, Coney Dog, Grilled Chicken Salad, Grilled Chicken, Chicken Salad, Wings, Sandwich

Nice people been going here for 14 years

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The best grilled chicken pita everrr . I Drive 30 mins to get this pita 🥙 ask for extra ranch!

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Grilled Chicken

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Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Best grilled chicken and Greek chicken salad in the city of Detroit!

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 5

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Salad

Got my order, ordered a Chicken Greek salad, I received a chicken Garden salad, should have been suspect when I received Ranch instead of a Greek dressing. Still wasn't bad, but not what I ordered.

Convenient location, decent amount of parking.
The woman taking the orders was pleasant, even friendly.
Would be nice if the menu was visible anywhere expect behind the woman taking the orders. I assume standing and perusing it would incur the ire of many at peak times so I just ordered 2 Coneys - wanted 3 but @ 2 for 1 you get them in pairs only apparently - and had them in hand about a minute later .
The prison cafeteria vibe isn't endearing at all, though. Queue up at the window (wrapping around the drink machine), pay and wait for your order to be called.
50s music was playing at a reasonable volume while the local news was on at a slightly louder volume.
The 5 tables all needed to be cleaned, most had leftover/left behind packaging, some just needed to be wiped down. Both trash cans were full to the brim. The only napkins come in the bag.
It appears a lot, probably a significant majority, of their business is drive-thru & carry-out.
There are numerous signs that further degrade the dining experience vibe.
The coneys were solid, no standouts but fine. $3.29 per pair. I asked for a cup for some water and got charged for a fountain drink. My total was $5.08 with tax. A cheap and filling lunch but not an experience I'd choose to repeat. (And I filled my cup on the way out since I'd paid for it.)
You need to be buzzed in to the restroom, too. It may have actually been cleaner than the dining area.

Parking: 11 parking spaces on the west side. Another 6 on the east side.

Kid-friendliness: Honestly, I'm not sure I'd bring my kids here. The feel and lack of cleanliness are less than optimal.

Wheelchair accessibility: The smooth parking lot is level with the sidewalk but the tire stops for the cars are too close together and mean you'll have to go onto the sidewalk at the entrance to the parking lot to get to the narrow seeming door. Not optimal.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 4

Well, I went to the drive-through because I thought that was pretty convenient. I wanted two Coney dogs when I got to the window she told me $17 and something cents and I said for two coney dogs? She said that I said 10 Coney dogs. Then she proceeded to roll her eyes at me and give me an attitude because she misheard what I said, so I just ended up telling her never mind and ended up leaving. It would’ve been my first time there, but That’s too much negative energy for me to interact with. And there was no need for it.

For the owner
This happened at around 2:30pm on Thursday September 5th with whatever girl was working the drive through window.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

Only downside to this coney is how long the drive thru takes sometimes. But that means they're busy, which also means other people had the same idea as you at 3am like "dang, you know what would hit right now? Joe's coney."

Just make sure your whole order is there before you dip. I didn't get fries with my burger combo the first time, second time i drove off without my drink, and had also left my card in the drive thru. Guess i could ease off the pen.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Burger

Coney's are always awesome. The mega corn beef is great and well worth the money. Chilli fries are smothered. Good fast friendly service. Just good food at a fair price

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5