Barista Bakery
333 Michigan St NE, Grand Rapids
(616) 331-5825
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Yo, listen up besties, if you have not parked your gluteus maximus at this absolute S+ tier seating arrangement, you are flopping in life. This ain't just a café, it’s a main character simulator.
First off, let’s talk about the vibes. You sit in their gorgeous, floor-to-ceiling fishbowl window, which means every single person walking by on the street gets to admire you like the Roman statue you were born to be. Am I drinking an overpriced oat milk cortado, or am I an exhibit in the Louvre? No one knows, but everyone is looking. The validation? IMMACULATE.
Like, I was sitting there in my slay era, sipping my little bevy, when some old dude I mentally named Hobo Joe stared for just a hair too long. And you know what? I didn’t mind. I get it, Joe. I’m a spectacle. We are all just players in my Truman Show, and this café understands that.
Now, let’s talk about the coffee. You ever heard of that bougie poop coffee? Yeah, the one where some little Indonesian raccoon-cat eats the beans, digests them (with LOVE), and then poops them out? That’s the coffee here, baby. They brew that. I took a sip, and I transcended. I saw colors that don’t exist yet. My great-great-grandma whispered the stock market tips of 2047 in my ear. This coffee is so artisanal that if you don’t understand it, you’re simply not enlightened enough.
So, in conclusion, if you have an ounce of taste, if you like to serve LOOKS to the public for free, if you want to experience the best fermented raccoon poop beverage of your life, then you need to get your cheeks into this café. 5/5 stars. Would let Hobo Joe stare at me again.
This is the only café left with reasonable prices. I hope it never leaves!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Service is quick, staff is friendly, food is
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Amazing service! Super nice people working here. The strawberry banana smoothie was a 10! And I had a bagel sandwich which was great as well.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Amazing service! Super nice people working here. The strawberry banana smoothie was a 10! And I had a bagel sandwich which was great as well.
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