Yo, listen up besties, if you have not parked your gluteus maximus at this absolute S+ tier seating arrangement, you are flopping in life. This ain't just a café, it’s a main character simulator.
First off, let’s talk about the vibes. You sit in their gorgeous, floor-to-ceiling fishbowl window, which means every single person walking by on the street gets to admire you like the Roman statue you were born to be. Am I drinking an overpriced oat milk...
First off, let’s talk about the vibes. You sit in their gorgeous, floor-to-ceiling fishbowl window, which means every single person walking by on the street gets to admire you like the Roman statue you were born to be. Am I drinking an overpriced oat milk...