Subway in Greenville

“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Subway: Where the Subs Are Fresh and Mark is Feral”

Let me set the scene: it’s 7:42 PM. I’m hangry. Not hungry — hangry — the dangerous middle ground where your stomach is growling and your patience is in witness protection.

I stumble into Subway, hoping for a simple sandwich and maybe a moment of peace. What I got instead… was Mark.

From the moment I walked in, Mark greeted me like I had just returned from war. “WELCOME TO THE FLAVOR DOME,” he shouted, arms outstretched like a game show host who drank one too many Red Bulls. I blinked. He winked. The fluorescent lights flickered in fear.

“What’s your bread destiny today?” he asked. Not “What kind of bread would you like?” No. I was being asked to choose my fate. I muttered “Italian Herbs and Cheese,” and Mark nodded solemnly like I had passed a sacred test.

As he assembled my sandwich, he narrated every step like a sports commentator. “And here we go! Turkey slices — precision laid, like tiny meaty bricks of protein destiny. Lettuce? Let-us do this! Tomatoes? Red discs of health!” I was crying laughing by the time he got to the banana peppers.

At one point, he dramatically pointed the mustard bottle at me and whispered, “Say when…” then squeezed in slow motion like it was the climax of a Tarantino film. I whispered, “When,” and he stopped like he had just defused a bomb. The suspense. The commitment. The condiments.

Finally, at checkout, he handed me my bag and said, “Congratulations. You just built a sandwich that could end wars.” I believed him. Honestly, I still do.

I don’t remember what I was angry about. I don’t even remember the sandwich. But I will never forget Mark.

Someone give this man a raise, a cape, and possibly his own Netflix series.“

“Welcome to 1 of the 3 Subways in Greenville Michigan! a special shoutout to Amy the amazing sandwich artist that made my BEAST sandwich! always always always use the app to earn points and get special offers! Today i got any footlong for $6.99 ! how great is that ? Of course i picked the beast giving me lunch AND dinner! This location was clean and great condition. there’s no drive thru but that’s not important.. the sandwich is made to perfection.. enjoy“