Parrots Lounge

234 S River Ave, Holland
(616) 396-4577

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Miya Vargas

Nick was the most amazing bartender and chewy and Tony were amazing best night ever

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

MrTex93

Another lame straight bar. It’s holland what do you expect 🤷

Darren Jackson

This place is a dump I was there on Saturday night and the customer service was terrible

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Joseph Buko

Requested multiple songs that were within the scope of the night. they crossed them all out before even looking at them. They don’t care about the patron.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Denny Pier

Hey if you know you know.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

Ursula O'Connor

CASH ONLY / $3 ATM fee. Dive bar in downtown Holland. It’s the only place open after midnight within walking distance to the downtown area. The place charges a cover for entry. Service was slow—they only had two bartenders working the counter at a peak time (12am) on a Saturday night. Overall, it’s a dive college bar and that’s exactly what you get walking in.

In mitigation, food truck out back had good tater tots and burgers.

Atmosphere: 2

Service: 2

Stephen

There’s milk in the sour mix

Fly Daddy

Great prices and good food at the bird feeder. Best dive bar in holland.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Sandra Wasserbach

Great late night (open past 11pm) if you’re looking for somewhere to keep the party going post-wedding . Friendly staff and cheap drinks. FYI—Cash only $$ with cover charge.

Erica Armijo

Awesome place

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jackson Gonnerman

No clue if the drinks are any good, but they tried to confiscate our legit drivers licenses. We had to call the cops to get them back. Stay away from here unless you want to talk to the police.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

Tom Brink

Great 25th anniversary party. Great food, beverages and always the people.

Britton Lakies

This place has earned 5 out of 5 from me because if you're from Ottawa County you should just know understand and have heard the lore of the magical mystical Dirty Bird. Have you had a few too many at the actual good bars in downtown holland? Have you ended up having somebody else in the courtyard in the back dark corner shove their fingers up your mouth and down your throat to help and assist you puke up the last of the top out served Long Island iced teas from the last place? When you're about that drunk that's when you decide to go to the Dirty Bird aka Parrot's. If you're expecting anything more than just another place to go after the normal bars shut down then you might as well go to The Office... Which is also in Holland Michigan but is more like a redneck karaoke tourist bar and by tourists I don't mean a visitor. I mean you're an alcoholic and you probably go to every single place you possibly can after the normal... all over when you're that drunk. Aka not a tourist attraction.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

Patrick Y

Dive bar. Hands down. A great spot for some laughs and wild

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 5

Josh Mitchell

Wouldn't even consider this a dive bar. Rude bartender and one local on the rail. don't waste your time.

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