Dancing Donkey Burgers

Says they offer delivery, they do not

I was very disappointed in the quality of the food. I've had far better food from the fast food chains. The burger was dried out and the bun was very dry and stale. The drunken donkey fries were grease soaked because they were barely cooked and the cheese tasted like Cheez Whiz out of a jar/can. All of it was cold.

Great spot for food

Overall poor experience. After picking up my meal and getting home I realized they had totally jacked up my order. They forgot the fries that I had ordered and two of my burgers didn't have cheese. For the price and quality of the food I wouldn't recommend their food to anyone. For how small the portions are (had eight fries in my order of fries they didn't forget) you're better off taking a trip to the Wally World next door and buying some frozen burgers and fries for some better quality.

I would describe this food as “lazy.” I could probably make a better burger at home. Skimpy little sliders with nothing on them but some grilled onions, ketchup and mustard packets thrown into the bag. Fries were limp and soggy, and I received about 10 of them in a tiny box. Not sure if I caught them on a bad day because I had heard good things. Unfortunately, the highlight of my meal was the northwoods lavender cream soda.

Never had but part of Opa! Grill. Ooa food is excellent, no reason take out wouldn't be.

It would be great if the burgers were seasoned.

Just tried their burgers today. Definitely took me back to the days of Brays, Top Hat and White Castles around Detroit. I also recommend upgrading to the Northwoods draft soda for the full nostalgic effect. Good food, good prices.

Really good smash burgers with amazing prices. Drunk cheese fries are the best!

Very rude service when attempting to order inside. When we said we wanted to place an order the girl at the counter immediately turned away from us and assisted everyone behind us for the other restaurant inside the building. Lost our business immediately

Food was pretty darn good.

As someone who grew up in the Detroit area I was so excited to try this place. Dancing donkey does a good job with slider style burgers. For some reason though ketchup and mustard were left off the 4 burgers I ordered. Seems hard to forget those two condiments. Made the burgers very dry. Will try again though.

Owner was extremely rude to us. Hospitality isn’t his strong suite. Foot was greasy.

Finally!!! A Detroit style burger like Bates in my backyard!! I LOVE this place!

Fast, efficient, and delicious! Super easy online ordering, great directions for curbside parking, and the food was made perfectly. Definitely reminds me of Detroit diner classic burgers from my childhood. 10/10