Hell's Kitchen Inc.

80 S 9th St, Minneapolis
(612) 332-4700

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Customers' Favorites

Huevos Rancheros of the Gods with Guac and Sausage
Tater Tots Parmesan Cheese and Cheese Curds
Street-Style Chipotle Chicken Tacos
Hell's Kitchen Bloody Mary Glass
Eggs Benedict with Hash Browns
Dante's Double Smash Burger
Nearly-Classic Egg Benedict
Ham and Pear Crisp Sandwich
Build Your Own Bloody Mary
Lemon Ricotta Pancakes

Menu

All-Day Breakfast
Huevos Rancheros *
(GF available) A crisp flour tortilla layered with buttery hash browns, spicy black beans, soft-scrambled eggs, a 3-cheese blend and baked to a golden brown. Called "Huevos Rancheros of the Gods" by roadfood.com. Topped with hand-chopped pineapple salsa, sour cream and any combination of the options listed below.
Lemon Ricotta Hotcakes
These are the award-winners that put us on the map. A stack of three melt-in-your-mouth hotcakes made with fresh lemon zest and ricotta cheese. Lightly sweet and always tender. Served with fresh berries and pure maple syrup.
Fredo's Breakfast Burrito
Two scrambled eggs, bacon-scallion infused rosti potatoes, pepper jack cheese, fajita veggies, and chipotle mayo all wrapped up in a large golden-wheat tortilla. Served with sides of our house pineapple salsa and sour cream.
All-American Breakfast *
(GF available) Two eggs your way with golden hash browns, a side of buttered toast and your choice of maple-glazed bison sausage, two slices of thick-cut bacon, a slab of slow-roasted pit ham, spicy impossible sausage, or half an avocado.
Classic Benedict *
(GF available) Our famous sweet cream hollandaise spooned over two slabs of slow-roasted pit ham and poached eggs on a halved english muffin and served along a side of golden hash browns.
Smoked Salmon Benedict *
(GF Available) Fresh salmon that is smoked and cured in house with our classic sweet cream hollandaise on a halved english muffin and two poached eggs. Sprinkled with dill and served along a side of golden hash browns.
Mahnomin Porridge
(GF) A velvety, warm concoction of Native-harvested hand-parched wild rice simmered with heavy cream, roasted hazelnuts, dried blueberries, sweet cranberries, and pure maple syrup.
Caramel Roll
A warm, 1/2 pound, melt-in-your-mouth caramel roll layered with butter and cinnamon and topped with roasted, salted pecans and a rich house-made caramel sauce. Waiting to enjoy until you get home? Select "Don't Warm Up" and zap the roll in your microwave for 30 seconds for optimal freshness!
Toasted Sausage Bread
Our dense house-baked bread is made with sausage, toasted walnuts and rich black coffee, and lightly sweetened with black currants and spices.
Plain Waffle
The perfect waffle. A golden-malted cornmeal batter with a hint of toasty warm vanilla, lightly topped with powdered sugar and a strawberry.

Breakfast Sides
Toasted Sausage Bread
Our dense house-baked bread is made with sausage, toasted walnuts and rich black coffee, and lightly sweetened with black currants and spices.
Bacon, 2 slices
Pit Ham, 1 slab
Bison Sausage
Spiced bison and pork sausage glazed with 100% pure maple syrup.
Toast, 2 slices
Request a side of our house-made peanut butter, blackberry ginger jam, or orange marmalade!
Hash Browns
Rosti Potatoes
Bacon, scallions, and onion meet hash browns in our unique twist on this Swiss tradition.
1 Egg *
2 Eggs *
Fresh Berries

Dinner Entrées
Barbacoa Short Rib
A boneless short rib slow cooked in a traditional warm and tangy barbacoa sauce, seated on a bed of crispy fried potatoes. Brightened with salsa verde, pickled onion, queso fresco, and cilantro.
Pasta Zozzona
One of the quintessential Roman pastas. Rigatoni served with sausage, pancetta, tomato, basil and pecorino romano. This dish is balanced with bright acidity while remaining rich, creamy and comforting.

Appetizers & Sides
State Fair Cheese Curds
Large, gooey and lightly beer battered cheese curds fried to a crispy golden brown and delivered hot. Served with our house-made sweet and spicy red pepper jelly.
Beer Battered Walleye Bites
Our tender, flakey Walleye filet is cut to bite-sized portions, beer battered and fried to golden perfection. Served with remoulade.
Northern Poutine
(GF Available) Hell's take on this unique import from our neighbors up North. A heaping pile of crisp battered fries and large fresh Wisconsin cheese curds doused in our flavorsome house mushroom and beef pan gravy.
Mac & Cheese Balls
Our rich cavatappi noodle and smoked gouda Mac and Cheese is rolled, breaded and fried into crispy round bites. Served with bacon ranch.
Bloody Mary Shrimp Ceviche
(GF) Light and refreshing, yet bold and flavorful. Chopped shrimp with a mix of tomatoes, avocado, onions, scallions, jalapenos, and cilantro tossed in a bloody mary reduction. Served with house-made corn tortilla chips.
Artichoke Dip
A creamy skillet-baked three cheese spread with artichoke hearts and red pepper puree. Served with house-made corn chips.
Nachos
(GF) A big ol' stack of tortilla chips smothered with our house-made queso sauce and topped with a bright pico de gallo, shredded lettuce, and a dollop of sour cream. Add a protein to take it to the next level.
Chips and Salsa
(GF) Our house-made corn tortilla chips with a side of our tangy green salsa verde & our fiery red salsa roja.
Deviled Eggs
(GF) Six deviled eggs served with chopped candied bacon atop a tangy seasoned filling, garnished with paprika and plated on Arcadian greens.
Tater Tots
(GF available except for Pancho tots) Salty, crispy/crunchy outside, soft and tender inside. Try one of our house-made dipping sauces, like chipotle mayo, queso or spicy red pepper jelly- or loading them up with one of our flavor combos!
French Fries
(GF available except for Pancho Fries) Battered for ultimate crispiness. Try one of our house-made dipping sauces, like chipotle mayo, queso or spicy red pepper jelly- or loading them up with one of our flavor combos!
Mixed Greens w/ Balsamic Vinaigrette
Coleslaw
White Cheddar Grits

Burgers & Sandwiches
Juicy Lucifer *
(GF available) Minneapolis is known as the birthplace of iconic melted cheese-in-the-middle burgers… dueling bars put them on the map, and we brought 'em downtown. A ⅓ lb patty with a center of oozing, hot molten American cheese; to avoid an eruption, make sure to cut into it and give it a minute to cool. Served with a side of house-made sweet & spicy red pepper jelly.
Lucifer's Inferno *
(GF available) Looking for a kick in the pants? Crafted in the same manner as our Juicy Lucifer, but stuffed with a fiery blend of pepper jack cheese, habanero and fresno peppers. Same warning goes, take care to avoid a pending eruption. Served with a side of house-made sweet & spicy red pepper jelly.
Dante's Double Smashed
(GF available) Seasoned and smashed on our flat-top to sizzling perfection, this double burger is just what Dante ordered! Two patties with a crisp outer crust and a juicy interior are topped with American cheese. Hungry? Make it a triple (nearly 2/3 lb. of beef!).
Smashed Burger Of-The-Month
(GF Available) October's Smash Burger: The Curry Cuke - 2 beef patties with green curry sauce, hummus, and sliced cucumber. Curious? Only one way to find out!
The Big Nic
(GF Available) A classic California-style smashed burger with American cheese, pickles, sliced onions, shredded lettuce and our own Nicky's zesty, tangy, oh-so-delicious (secret formula) special sauce.
Triple C Burger
(GF Available) Our double smashed burger patties are topped with candied bacon and a savory cream cheese blended with caramelized onions, garlic, and aromatic herbs. The outcome is a complex flavor combination of rich and tangy with a hint of smoky sweet.
Impossible Burger
(GF available) This revolutionary all-natural burger tastes, sizzles, and looks like the real thing, but is made entirely from plants. Biting into one is an experience even meat lovers can't believe. This gluten-free patty is served on a butter-griddled bun, with a side of chipotle mayo.
Prime Rib French Dip
(GF Available) This isn't a standard deli-sliced French dip sandwich. At Hell's Kitchen, we slow-roast a prime rib for hours until it's so tender, it falls apart with a fork. We'll serve yours piled with mounds of thin slices on a grilled ciabatta bun with plenty of roasted garlic au jus for dipping.
The Hell's Chicken
Chicken thigh marinated with buttermilk, aromatic herbs & spices, dredged in seasoned flour, and fried to crispy perfection. Served on a toasted buttered bun with our house chipotle mayo and spicy quick pickled fixings on the side.
Ham and Pear Crisp
Featured in Roadfood's "50 Best Sandwiches in America." Shaved, slow-roasted smoked pit ham, sliced pears, and melted Swiss and fontina cheese on spicy-sweet, buttered and grilled sourdough bread. Try it with our house-made spicy honey mustard!
Triple Layer Grilled Cheese
Total decadence. Sourdough bread encrusted with toasty parmesan cheese and grilled with thick melted layers of Swiss, Vermont white cheddar, and fontina cheeses. Try adding tomato, bacon, avocado, onion or jalapeno.

Classic Comforts
Walleye Fish and Chips
Three flaky, tender cold-water walleye filets battered up and fried to a delicate crisp with house-made lemon-scallion tartar sauce for dipping. Served with fries or your side of choice.
Mac and Cheese
An elevated twist on the American classic. Thick cavatappi noodles stirred into a rich and comforting sauce made of creamy smoked gouda, fontina, and american cheese. Topped with white pepper and seasoned breadcrumbs. Add proteins and build it up how you like it.
Quesabirria Tacos
(GF) Two grilled corn tortillas filled with a robustly flavored braised bison birria, and shredded cheese. Served with a spicy consommé with onion & cilantro for dipping and a side of house-made chips & queso.
Chicken Tinga Tacos
(GF) Two corn tortillas with shredded chicken in a zesty tomato sauce, topped with diced onions, cilantro, and salsa roja or salsa verde. Served with a side of house-made chips and queso.
Mojo Pork Tacos
(GF) Two corn tortillas with pulled pork shoulder smothered in a lime-herb sauce, topped with diced onions, cilantro, and salsa roja or salsa verde. Served with a side of house-made chips and queso.
Warm Greens Grain Bowl *
(GF) A hearty mix of spinach, kale, carrots, and purple cabbage sautéed with quinoa and lemon-vinaigrette dressing. Topped with two eggs, avocado, and roasted slivered almonds.
Shrimp and Grits
A true southern classic that has a special place in the hearts of everyone who's tried it. White cheddar corn grits with six jumbo shrimp and a cajun style sauce made with Cry Baby Craigs, a local habanero & garlic forward hot sauce. With pancetta, mushrooms, scallions and a hearty old bay gravy.

Soup & Salads
Fresh Spring Roll Salad
(GF) Baby kale, shredded cabbage and carrot, cilantro, crushed peanuts, black sesame seeds, and lime make up a salad that is hearty and fresh. Dressed in our Spicy Thai Peanut Vinaigrette, made with our very own small-batch peanut butter.
Original Power Salad
(GF) Quinoa, craisins, black beans, spinach, kale, almonds, avocado, and Native-harvested, hand-parched wild rice combine into a powerhouse of essential nutrients. Dressed in our sweet and tangy lemon-thyme pomegranate dressing.
House Salad
(GF Available) Sliced cucumber, grape tomatoes, garlic croutons, sliced red onions and shredded 3-cheese blend atop a bed of arcadian greens. Tossed in our fresh home-style buttermilk ranch.
Caesar Salad
(GF Available) Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with thickly shaved parmesan, ripe cherry tomatoes, and our rich and tangy house-made Caesar dressing. Garnished with garlic croutons.
Chef Salad
(GF Available) Leafy romaine, ham, hard-boiled egg, red onion, cucumber, tomato, avocado and blue cheese crumbles make up our hearty chef salad. Garnished with garlic croutons and tossed with our fresh home-style buttermilk ranch.
Soup of the Day (Cup)
Please call us at 612.238.1424 to ask what our current selection is!

Family Style Meals
All American Brunch for 2 *
Includes 4 soft-scrambled eggs, 4 slices of thick cut bacon, 2 bison sausage patties, 4 silver-dollar lemon ricotta hotcakes, 2 servings of buttery hash-browns, 2 slices of toast, and small batch peanut butter.
All American Brunch for 4 *
Includes 8 soft-scrambled eggs, 8 slices of thick cut bacon, 4 bison sausage patties, 8 silver-dollar lemon ricotta hotcakes, 4 servings of buttery hash-browns, 4 slices of toast, and small batch peanut butter. (image pictured is Brunch for 2... so just imagine it doubled!)

Rugrats Menu (for Kids 10 and Under)
Minnie-sota Hotcake
One of our lemon-ricotta hotcakes, styled up with powdered sugar dusted ears, and a smiling face of fresh berries.
Hamburger
One 1/4lb. beef patty on a bun. Simple and classic, with your choice of side. Are your kid's tastes less simple and classic? Go wild with toppings galore!
Grilled Cheese
Just like mom used to make. White bread, American cheese, butter.
Kids Mac & Cheese
Our take on an out-of-the-box classic. Elbow Macaroni noodles cooked in heavy cream and American cheese.
Mini Corndogs
4 petite corn dogs with choice of side.

Divine Desserts
Bleeding Heart Brownie
(GF) Gonzo artist Ralph Steadman inspired this brownie with Raspberry juice caviar splatters that feel like tiny explosions in your mouth. Made with gluten-free rice flour.
Caramel Roll
A warm, 1/2 pound, melt-in-your-mouth caramel roll layered with butter and cinnamon and topped with roasted, salted pecans and a rich house-made caramel sauce. Waiting to enjoy until you get home? Select "Don't Warm Up" and zap the roll in your microwave for 30 seconds for optimal freshness!
Triple Berry Cheesecake
Rich vanilla cheesecake with a graham cracker crust; glazed with a strawberry, blueberry, and blackberry compote
Maple Tres Leches
A milky, lightly sweet and delicate vanilla cake flavored with a hint of maple and garnished with puffed wild rice
Coconut Chocolate Tart
A crumbly cocoa crust filled with rich chocolate ganache; balanced by vegan caramel, toasted hazelnuts, and coconut shavings. It's fully Vegan!
Strawberry Shortcake
Candied ginger biscuits topped with a strawberry compote and whipped cream that has just a hint of cardamom

Take 'N Make
Sausage Bread Loaf (3 lbs.)
Our deliciously dense bread made with sausage, toasted walnuts, black currants, spices, and black coffee has a devoted following, and now you can bring home a ready-to-bake loaf for yourself!
Lemon Ricotta Hotcake Batter (1 Quart)*
A full quart of our Lemon Ricotta Hotcake batter, makes 7-8 hotcakes, approx. 6" each. You supply your own butter, but feel free to add a side of fresh berries, real maple syrup, or take n' cook breakfast meats to your breakfast array! *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness. This item is served raw or undercooked, or contains (or may contain) raw or undercooked ingredients.

Drinks
Coffee
16oz to-go, 8oz bottomless dine-in.
Hot Tea
Trescerro Premium Teas, 16oz to-go, 8oz bottomless dine-in.
Hot Damn Cocoa
Coke
Diet Coke
Lagunitas Hoppy Refresher
Massively dry-hopped like other Lagunitas brews, but without the alcohol, carbs, calories, or gluten! (0.0% ABV)
Virgil's Rootbeer
Barritt's Ginger Beer
Reed's Extra Ginger Beer
Red Bull
San Pellegrino
Orange Juice
Apple Juice
2% Milk
Chocolate Milk
Coffee for 6 (96oz)
Lemonade for 6 (96oz)
Iced Tea for 6 (96oz)
Arnold Palmer for 6 (96oz)

RETAIL: Food & Beverages
Peanut Butter (10 oz.)
Our Peanut Butter -made in very small batches- was put on the map when Lynn Rosetto Kasper swooned over it on her NPR Splendid Table show years ago. Jane and Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) said, "This could very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." And each and every day, our diners rave about this crunchy delight. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months.
Peanut Butter (17.7 oz.)
Our Peanut Butter -made in very small batches- was put on the map when Lynn Rosetto Kasper swooned over it on her NPR Splendid Table show years ago. Jane and Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) said, "This could very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." And each and every day, our diners rave about this crunchy delight. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months.
Peanut Butter (32 oz.)
Our Peanut Butter -made in very small batches- was put on the map when Lynn Rosetto Kasper swooned over it on her NPR Splendid Table show years ago. Jane and Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) said, "This could very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." And each and every day, our diners rave about this crunchy delight. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months.
Peanut Butter (3 lbs.)
Our Big-Ass, 3LB jar of Mitch's small-batch, always housemade peanut butter
Peanut Butter Travel Trio (3 x 3 oz.)
Want to share some samplings of our small batch Peanut Butter with friends? Our sampler jars make wonderful little gifts (think stocking stuffers!) that also pass FAA requirements so you can tuck them into your carry-on bag and surprise your work colleagues with a taste of Minnesota. Includes three jars, each 3.3 oz. Shelf life (unopened): 6+ months.
Blackberry Ginger Jam (10 oz.)
This delectable house-made Blackberry Ginger Jam is frequently paired alongside our house-made Peanut Butter or Blood Orange Marmalade (also available for purchase) for toast-topping joy!
Blackberry Ginger Jam (17.7 oz.)
This delectable house-made Blackberry Ginger Jam is frequently paired alongside our house-made Peanut Butter or Blood Orange Marmalade (also available for purchase) for toast-topping joy!
Blood Orange Marmalade (10 oz.)
Our Blood Orange Marmalade is part of the assortment of condiments that land on almost every table during our breakfast services (along with our Blackberry Ginger Jam and of course our small batch Peanut Butter). Now you can get a jar for yourself!
Blood Orange Marmalade (17.7 oz.)
Our Blood Orange Marmalade is part of the assortment of condiments that land on almost every table during our breakfast services (along with our Blackberry Ginger Jam and of course our small batch Peanut Butter). Now you can get a jar for yourself!
Devour-by-the-Spoon Caramel Sauce (12 oz.)
The secret sauce that makes our Caramel-Pecan Rolls such a delight.
Devour-by-the-Spoon Caramel Sauce (21 oz.)
The secret sauce that makes our Caramel-Pecan Rolls such a delight.
Red Pepper Jelly (10 oz.)
Our house-made, sweet & spicy Red Pepper Jelly is served in house alongside our Cheese Curds and Juicy Lucifer burger, but it's great with so many foods. Try a taste for yourself!
Red Pepper Jelly (17.7 oz.)
Our house-made, sweet & spicy Red Pepper Jelly is served in house alongside our Cheese Curds and Juicy Lucifer burger, but it's great with so many foods. Try a taste for yourself!
BBQ Sauce (10 oz.)
Founders Mitch & Steve won the $10,000 "Ribfest Award" prize with a recipe that would eventually come to be this sauce. They struck the perfect balance--it won't blow out your sinuses, but it's got a kick!
BBQ Sauce (17.7 oz.)
Founders Mitch & Steve won the $10,000 "Ribfest Award" prize with a recipe that would eventually come to be this sauce. They struck the perfect balance--it won't blow out your sinuses, but it's got a kick!
Mitch's Forever-to-Make Mustard (10 oz.)
Based on his mother's old family recipe (yes, we know it's a cliche, but it's true!), Mitch's mustard is aged 3 months to hit that perfect "sweet spot" between mellow flavor and that classic mustard-y kick.
Mitch's Forever-to-Make Mustard (17.7 oz.)
Based on his mother's old family recipe (yes, we know it's a cliche, but it's true!), Mitch's mustard is aged 3 months to hit that perfect "sweet spot" between mellow flavor and that classic mustard-y kick.
Hand Chopped Peppadew Salsa (10 oz.)
Chopping salsa by hand allows each individual ingredient to shine through, which is why we're committed to this labor-intensive process. You've had this salsa on our Huevos Rancheros "of the gods," and now you can have it at home to use however you feel.
Hand Chopped Peppadew Salsa (17.7 oz.)
Chopping salsa by hand allows each individual ingredient to shine through, which is why we're committed to this labor-intensive process. You've had this salsa on our Huevos Rancheros "of the gods," and now you can have it at home to use however you feel.
Rib and Chicken Rub
Take home our house-made Rib and Chicken Rub to spice up your dinner at home. Our delicious, signature sweet and spicy blend tastes amazing on everything! (4 oz.)
Pancho's Dry Rub
From tots to kettle chips to chicken wings, this dry rub spice blend brings a "can't quite put your finger on it" savory aspect to anything it tops. (4 oz.)
Steve's Burger Seasoning
A special blend of herbs and spices, this one has a little kick from crushed red pepper! (4 oz.)
Seasoning Tin Trio
All 3 of our seasoning mixes!
Bloody Mary Rim
We decided to help our guests recreate our award-winning Bloody Mary at home by offering our delicious Rib Rub in a tin suitable for rimming a bloody glass. It's what we use when you order one at Hell's Kitchen, in conjunction with Gib's Bottled Hell (also available), and now you can take a little piece of Hell with you to make this savory drink on your own. (4 oz.)
Fresh Bloody Mary Mix (1 Quart)
(GF) We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice - not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex.  It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 32oz package of our freshly made mix (keep refrigerated) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included). Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with not only the mix, but also our Bloody Mary rim spices, skewers, and a variety of fixings to really make it your own.
Bloody Mary Mix (Jar)
(GF) We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice - not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex. It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 1 Quart jar of our freshly made mix (pasteurized for shelf stability) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included). Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with the liquid mix, a tin of our Bloody Mary rim spice, drink skewers and a recipe for our house mix--enabling you to really make it your own! (Refrigerate after opening)
Cry Baby Craig's
Take home a bottle of this popular local Pickled Habanero & Garlic hot sauce, hand-crafted in Faribault, Minnesota! All natural, vegan, gluten-free, and no added fillers. (5 oz.)
Gib's Bottled Hell
While we usually like to brag about our own homemade gems, Gib's Bottled Hell is among one of Hell's Kitchen's most popular condiments. Boasted as a "must try" with our signature Huevos Rancheros, this sweet and spicy hot pepper sauce is all natural, with no preservatives, and totally fat free! We also use Bottled Hell to rim the glass of our award-winning Bloody Mary (paired with our delicious rib rub, available in a tin suitable for rimming your own glass)! This one's a keeper...well, until the time comes for us to develop our own hellish twist. (12 oz.)
Purgatory Blend Organic Coffee
CLOSE YOUR EYES before you blush, because this ain't no regular coffee, this is damn good coffee with super magical powers! Our coffee beans "restore virginity" without even growing hair on your palms. Organic, fair trade, locally roasted by Peace Coffee. Regular Whole Bean--sorry, Decaf or Ground not available! (12 oz.) (Coffee mug sold separately)
Buttermilk Ranch Dressing (16 oz.)
If you think all Ranch dressing is the same, you haven't had housemade--this creamy and savory dressing is the perfect side for wings, chips, salad, and more.
Basil Balsamic Vinaigrette (16 oz.)
This basil balsamic vinaigrette helps elevate our mixed green salad, and now it can do the same for you at home!
Pomegranate, Lemon, & Thyme Vinaigrette (16 oz.)
This light-but-complex vinaigrette made with pomegranate, lemon, and thyme is a perfect dressing for your lunch (or dinner) salad
Maytag Blue Cheese Dressing (10 oz.)
Experience the legacy of the world-famous Maytag Blue Cheese from the Maytag Dairy Farms outside of Newton, Iowa, the former home of the Maytag Corporation. In 1938, a process was developed for making blue cheese from homogenized cow's milk instead of the traditional sheep's milk, resulting in a distinctively smooth taste.
Maytag Blue Cheese Dressing (17.7 oz.)
Experience the legacy of the world-famous Maytag Blue Cheese from the Maytag Dairy Farms outside of Newton, Iowa, the former home of the Maytag Corporation. In 1938, a process was developed for making blue cheese from homogenized cow's milk instead of the traditional sheep's milk, resulting in a distinctively smooth taste.

RETAIL: Hell's Kitchen & Hell's Cafeteria Apparel
Hell's Kitchen T-Shirt
Our signature logo T-shirt lets folks know you've been to the REAL Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis, not that Gordon Ramsay wannabe that started long after we opened in 2002. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
Hell's Kitchen Baseball Tee
"Not Like the Others" T-Shirt
Ralph Steadman's I Am Not Like the Others T-shirt tells it like it is for us as well as for you. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
"Culinary Badass" T-Shirt
Being a chef isn't for the faint of heart. It requires raw cooking talent, fearless leadership, and immense grace under pressure. Being a chef is more than just a job; it makes you a certified Culinary Badass! Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the back of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
"Go Cry in the Walk-In" T-Shirt
We get it – kitchen work is some of the most stressful work there is, but the kitchen's gotta keep churning like a well-oiled machine. So take a minute to step off the line, catch your breath, and compose yourself… then get back to work! GO CRY IN THE WALK-IN is one of our cheeky Kitchen T-shirt series that our cooks wear behind the scenes. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the back of a black short sleeve T-shirt. And yes, the walk-in cooler is where you'll occasionally find grown men crying.
"I Survived COVID..." T-Shirt [ON SALE]
"I Survived COVID and Still Ended Up in Hell". When we finally reopened our doors to the public in 2021 after an extended hiatus and lots of uncertainty, we wanted to mark the occasion with a shirt! Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
"Don't Fu#k It Up" T-Shirt
Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
"Go Brunch Yourself" T-shirt
Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
"Life Begins..." T-Shirt
"Life Begins At the End of Your Comfort Zone". Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
"The Road to Hell..." T-Shirt
"The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions". Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
Hell's Cafeteria T-Shirt
Our classic Cafeteria logo shirt. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
Hell's Cafeteria "Bite Me" T-Shirt
Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
Hell's Kitchen Knit Beanie
Our black knit beanie-style hat (featuring the Hell's Kitchen logo) helps you keep warm in the harsh Minnesotan winters but is stylish enough to be worn all year round.

RETAIL: Cookbooks, Drinkware & Other Souvenirs
Hell's Kitchen Pint Glass
A traditional Pint Glass with our logo printed in HK black and red.
"I Am Not Like the Others" Ralph Steadman Pint Glass
This pint glass features the work of Gonzo artist Ralph Steadman. His famous quote "I am not like the others" has become a defining mantra at Hell's Kitchen and we proudly display his artwork throughout our restaurant.
Hell's Kitchen Bloody Mary Glass
So here's the deal: if you're doing your own Bloody Mary Bar at home and plan to offer a myriad of fun garnish choices for your guests, THE most important thing we can say is to make sure your glasses are heavy enough so their spectacular creations don't throw everything off-balance and fall over. (Trust us; we learned from experience.) Our dishwasher safe, heavy-duty glass measures approx 8" high, so remember to get LONG bamboo skewers, readily available at Target and almost everywhere else.
"Poison" Shot Glass
Once the shots come out, we know the party is going to Hell in a handbasket, so pick your poison of choice with this cheeky Hell's Kitchen shot glass (2 oz. clear glass). …Alcohol not included (don'tcha wish?)
"Don't Fu#k It Up" Shot Glass
Once the shots come out, we know the party is going to Hell in a handbasket, so pick your poison of choice with this cheeky Hell's Kitchen shot glass (2 oz. clear glass). …Alcohol not included (don'tcha wish?)
Postcards from Hell
FIVE BUCKS will get'chu a 10-pack of postcards featuring 4 iconic Ralph Steadman images, 2 images from our faaaav local artist Joe Polecheck, and 4 bonus Hell's Kitchen promo postcards. "Hey, Kids! Collect 'em all!" Price INCLUDES postage.
Hell's Kitchen Black Coffee Mug
It's time to show off your allegiance to your favorite breakfast spot! (Or maybe you just want your morning routine to match our hellish color scheme?) This 12 oz. ceramic coffee mug is black with red interior, and has our iconic Hell's Kitchen vulture logo on the side.
Red "Poison" Coffee Mug
"Don't Fu#k It Up" Coffee Mug
"Life Begins..." Coffee Mug
"Go Brunch Yourself" Coffee Mug
"Road to Hell..." Coffee Mug
Hell's Cafeteria White Coffee Mug
Hell's Kitchen Travel Tumbler
Insulated to keep your beverage hot or cold. Adorned with our classic red and black theme!
Hell's Black Tote Bag
Cheeky Stickers
If purchasing more than 4, be sure to take advantage of our 5-pack combo (listed seperately)! Choose one or more stickers featuring our patently snark-filled slogans! Some are old stand-bys of our founding Chef Mitch (featuring the art of Ralph Steadman), some have evolved alongside our employee-owned business over the recent years. (Each sticker measure 2.5" x 2.5")
5 Sticker Combo
Cheeky Magnets
If purchasing more than 4, be sure to take advantage of our 5-pack combo (listed separately)! Choose one or more magnets featuring our patently snark-filled slogans! Some are old stand-bys of our founding Chef Mitch (featuring the art of Ralph Steadman), some have evolved alongside our employee-owned business over the recent years. (Each magnet measures 2.5" x 2.5")
5 Magnet Combo
Buy 4, get 1 Free!

RETAIL: Gift Boxes & Take 'n' Make Kits
Sausage Bread Loaf (3 lbs.)
Our deliciously dense bread made with sausage, toasted walnuts, black currants, spices, and black coffee has a devoted following, and now you can bring home a ready-to-bake loaf for yourself!
Lemon Ricotta Hotcake Batter (1 Quart)*
A full quart of our Lemon Ricotta Hotcake batter, makes 7-8 hotcakes, approx. 6" each. You supply your own butter, but feel free to add a side of fresh berries, real maple syrup, or take n' cook breakfast meats to your breakfast array! *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness. This item is served raw or undercooked, or contains (or may contain) raw or undercooked ingredients.
Mahnomin Porridge Kit (Gift Box)
Our Mahnomin Porridge Kit includes hand-parched, native-harvested wild rice, all in a beautifully packaged gift box. If you're not familiar with wild rice, the quality truly makes a difference. Recipe included for 4 servings... just add cream! Adapted from 1800's trapper journals, Mahnomen (mah-NO-men) porridge is one of our top-selling, most talked-about menu items. But in our early days, nobody wanted to even try it, so we had to literally give it away in order to get folks to give it a go.
Bloody Mary Kit (Gift Box)
Our Bloody Mary Kit Gift Box includes a big 32 oz. jar of our Bloody mix, a 4 oz. tin of our house made Bloody Mary rim, and a 12 oz. jar of Bottled Hell, as well as Mitch's recipe so you can recreate the award-winning mix at home (if that's not your thing, we also sell the Bloody Mary Mix separately.)
Fresh Bloody Mary Mix (1 Quart)
(GF) We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice - not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex.  It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 32oz package of our freshly made mix (keep refrigerated) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included). Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with not only the mix, but also our Bloody Mary rim spices, skewers, and a variety of fixings to really make it your own.
Bloody Mary Mix (Jar)
(GF) We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice - not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex. It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 1 Quart jar of our freshly made mix (pasteurized for shelf stability) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included). Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with the liquid mix, a tin of our Bloody Mary rim spice, drink skewers and a recipe for our house mix--enabling you to really make it your own! (Refrigerate after opening)
Grown Up PB&J Trio (Gift Box)
Even grown-ups need a good PB&J every now and then! Includes our Small-Batch Peanut Butter (17 oz. jar), Blackberry-Ginger Jam (10 oz. jar), and Blood-Orange Marmalade (10 oz. jar).
Holy Trinity Peanut Butter Trio Set (Gift Box)
"This may very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." (-Jane & Michael Stern, Roadfood.com) This Gift Set includes THREE 10 oz. jars of our house-made, small-batch Original Crunchy Peanut Butter. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months
Rogue Chef Grill Kit (Gift Box)
Just in time for summer, get the grill-master in your life something they'll really love. Includes tins of our Pancho's Dry Rub, Chicken & Rib Rub, and Steve's Crushed Pepper Burger Seasoning, as well as 10 oz. jars of our BBQ sauce and Red Pepper jelly. Yum.

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Recent Reviews

We arrived a few minutes before our res and we were asked to wait til our res time. Server was great. Food: my small Caesar salad lacked dressing so I asked for another side. My tomato basil soup was bland and thick like marinara with no basil flavor. My friend had the pear and ham sandwich and could barely taste the pear. Fries were fresh and hot. Order from the kitchen seemed to take a very long time so we had to eat quickly to get to the 7 pm show (res made for 5:30).
April 2025
Food, generally, was very tasty. Walleye was quite greasy. It took a long time to get 2 meals in a relatively slow time. We waited over 1/2 hr for food after ordering. Service was great. Being quite alone in the room we were in. Hadn't been to Hell's Kitchen for many years. It may be another few until I return.
April 2025
There was a terrible backup in the kitchen. It took over an hour for our food to come. Our wItresss was scatttered and was delivering drinks we did not order. I was concerned she forgot our order. When the food came, part was hot and part was ice cold. I know it was Easter but something was seriously wrong.
April 2025

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Hell's Kitchen Inc.

80 S 9th St, Minneapolis, MN 55402
(612) 332-4700