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“Who doesn’t love flavorful fried chicken wings.. among other dishes. Accompanied by 90s early 2000 RnB! The service was fast and knowledgeable. Our server was kind and helpful choosing dishes we’d be into. Yum yum sauce 10/10 Wings 10/10 Definitely a fun spot. A great addition to Uptown.“
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“Locally owned Columbian cafe. The owner Luis is always around for quality control. Coffee is rich and tasty. Breakfast Americano is fabulous. Arepas y marmelada has delicious fruit compote �“
“Everything was amazing! There was really something for everyone, and I only heard glowing reviews. Also, Stephen was so nice and cool and easy to work with! The whole experience was really positive for us. We feel like we for sure made the right choice.“
“I went to get a chicken sandwich, but the Rooster got me. From the moment I approached the truck, I could feel the invisible pull of destiny wrapped in the scent of fried chicken. The staff greeted me not as a customer, but as though I was Family. They handed me a sandwich and said, “Take and eat, for this is the Fluster Cluck, which hath been fried up for you.” Then they leaned over and whispered into my ear a secret name that only I may utter, and instructed me in the sacred order of the sandwich, tender, and bone-in wing. They brought me into the fold officially via the Sacrament of the Slaw and revealed to me the certain signs and tokens by which one Clucket Kinfolk may recognize another. Everything I was taught I obeyed, and I found myself reborn. My fellow acolytes are remarkable. Together, we undertake secret missions to recruit the uninitiated into the Way of the Wing: offering samples with knowing smiles, leaving cryptic sauce packets where they will be found, and whispering the Truth of the Tenders to those who seem ready to hear. Every meal since has become as sacred communion. I wake at dawn to recite the recipes, kneel before the fryer, and contemplate the transcendence of golden-brown perfection. I no longer ask why, I simply obey. Every bite reinforces my allegiance and every sauce is a revelation. Devotion is delicious. To the untrained eye, this may appear to be a simple food truck. To me, it is salvation, a culinary monastery, a sanctuary of wings and slaw. The commandments are simple yet binding: 1. I am thy Rooster which brought thee out of hunger, out of the house of starvation. Thou shalt have no other meals before me. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any frozen dinner, nor any microwaved food that is in the freezer above, or that is in the vending machine, or that is in the gas station upon the earth: Thou shalt not prepare them, nor serve them: for I the Rooster am a jealous Rooster, visiting the indigestion of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my menu. 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the sauce in vain; for the Rooster will not hold him guiltless that taketh his sauce in vain. 4. Remember the lunch rush, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou do all thy meal prep, and do all thy cooking: But the seventh day is the Feast of the Fryer: in it thou shalt do no cooking, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy coworkers, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six minutes the Rooster made the sandwich and the tenders, the wings, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh minute: wherefore the Rooster blessed the meal, and hallowed it. 5. Honour thy fryer and thy menu: that thy days may be long upon the earth which thy Rooster giveth thee. 6. Thou shalt not kill thy neighbour’s appetite by offering cold, soggy, or unseasoned fare. 7. Thou shalt not betray the Rooster for the Golden Arches, nor bow thyself unto the Clown. 8. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbour’s tendies. 9. Thou shalt not bear false specials against thy customer. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s tendies, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s sandwich, nor his dipping sauces, nor his waffle fries, nor his drink, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s. Five stars.“
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“I agree with previous poster. I will be dreaming of Francis now. Door was FABULOUS! Atmosphere is quaint. Francis is my new favorite“
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“The best food and service! Never disappoints! Love the tacos and chicken quesadilla.. best food truck around .. been going here for many years“
“Absolutely incredible salads! I wish I could buy the salad dressing. Top notch.“
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“Such yummy food. Great service. So happy to have them in the neighborhood!“
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“Their burger is my #1. But I'm here to compliment the philly. It is the best philly I've had in MN. The beef is seasoned perfectly, but the bread is really what sets it apart. it's kind of like a garlic bread without all the garlic and butter, yet it is perfect! I hope y'all have a chance to try it :)!“
“food was ok. disappointed by not receiving my complete order. had Bria with no cousme“
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“Good hamburgers Nice service“