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“The cookies are LITERALLY to die for! I have some AT LEAST once a week. They're almost TOO good.
... I have a problem.
Of course I know that now, but back then, how could I have known? They were just cookies, so what? But 2 became 3, and 3 to 4... Before I knew it, I was crushing a box EVERY NIGHT!!
I thought I had it under control. Until I was selling my car... "I'll just walk" I said. "It's good for me. Especially when eating all these cookies." Ha ha ha! Sigh... I remember laughing. But nobody's laughing now.
I lost my job, my house, my wife, the kids, my savings, even the DOG! Sold him for $20. Almost enough for a 6-pack. Oh, what have I become?!
Heed my word, friends. Don't wind up like me!
Anyway... I need to get to work. Those cookies aren't gonna pay for themselves.
Oh, and yes, you heard me right. "get to work". It IS true that I lost my job. But, my new line of work is different... I'm... Well, you don't wanna know...
(This was all OBVIOUSLY satire lol I love the cookies and so will you! Go get some, now!)“
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