Best place to buy and sell children without fear of remorse. Want to spend an hour with a child? Just ask for the "Key Lime Pie"! Prefer them not breathing? Just ask for "Extra Whipped Topping" Thanks Captain Kutchie! Couldn't have sold all those "Pies" without you!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Toby Mueller
.....Theres Just No Medicine Like An All Natural Key Lime Pie Made From Scratch......One Time "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" Was In The Hospital For Kidney Stones And Was Labeled A Combative Patient When He Found Out That The Hospital Kitchen Staff Were Skimping On Ingedients In Their Key Lime Pies.....Well Seriously What The Hell Do You Expect When The King Of Key Lime (Lord Of Lords) Finds Out That Someone Has Been Perverting The Purest Of The Pure......As Our Friend "Clint" Eastwood Might Say "Make My Day!!!!!"
plastic eater
Excellent and outsanding place! I tried the lime pie and pacakes and were the best thing I ever experienced in my entire life! The lime pie made me feel flying. The pancakes were excellent too, and had the same flavour as St. Alphonzo's Pancakes...
Ollie Wardle
Best key-lime pie ever! i go everyday and spend 800 dolar o more per person. my family loves it and always feels very very safe there, no scary man. love it.
Kid-friendliness: they love my kids and always kiss them
Rick Dinwiddie
Just stopped in today with the family. That's the best pie in whole world. Come git ya some!!!!
Kaitlyn
I had the greatest Key Lime Pie of all time here. Love Captain Kutchie!
Miss Mocha
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SSM4 Bloopers
This Restaurant Is Great . . . The Best Part? Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pie ! No One Makes Key Lime Pies As Good As Captain Kutchie !
Best place to buy and sell children without fear of remorse. Want to spend an hour with a child? Just ask for the "Key Lime Pie"! Prefer them not breathing? Just ask for "Extra Whipped Topping" Thanks Captain Kutchie! Couldn't have sold all those "Pies" without you!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
.....Theres Just No Medicine Like An All Natural Key Lime Pie Made From Scratch......One Time "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" Was In The Hospital For Kidney Stones And Was Labeled A Combative Patient When He Found Out That The Hospital Kitchen Staff Were Skimping On Ingedients In Their Key Lime Pies.....Well Seriously What The Hell Do You Expect When The King Of Key Lime (Lord Of Lords) Finds Out That Someone Has Been Perverting The Purest Of The Pure......As Our Friend "Clint" Eastwood Might Say "Make My Day!!!!!"
Excellent and outsanding place! I tried the lime pie and pacakes and were the best thing I ever experienced in my entire life! The lime pie made me feel flying. The pancakes were excellent too, and had the same flavour as St. Alphonzo's Pancakes...
Best key-lime pie ever! i go everyday and spend 800 dolar o more per person. my family loves it and always feels very very safe there, no scary man. love it.
Kid-friendliness: they love my kids and always kiss them
Just stopped in today with the family. That's the best pie in whole world. Come git ya some!!!!
I had the greatest Key Lime Pie of all time here. Love Captain Kutchie!
ignore these people trying to be cringe by saying I like key lime pie to match with the internet thread
This Restaurant Is Great . . . The Best Part? Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pie ! No One Makes Key Lime Pies As Good As Captain Kutchie !
Really liked the key lime pie!
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