Humpty Junior's

72 US-46, Columbia
(908) 475-4376

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Smoked Meatloaf Grilled Cheese
Cheese Burger and Onion Rings
Cheeseburger with Fries
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Cheese Burger and Fries
Cheese Steak Sandwich
Soft Serve Ice Cream
Mozzarella Sticks
Cheese Steak Fries
Black Raspberry

Menu

Wingy's & Zainy Thingy's
Wings
Lightly coated and tossed in your choice of sauce.
Buffalo Ribs
Fried Pickles
Mozzarella Sticks (4 pcs)
Homemade.
Pierogies (5 pcs)

Award Winning Burgers
Organic Chicken Burger
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Organic Grass-Fed (Grass Finished) Burger (Award Winner)
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Organic Grass-Fed (Grass Finished) Burger (Award Winner) Double
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Grain Fed Burger (Award Winner)
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Grain Fed Burger Double(Award Winner)
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Grain Fed Burger Triple(Award Winner)
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Organic Chicken Burger Double
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Veggie Burger
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.
Veggie Burger Double
Humpty burger is served on a soft potato roll with diced onions, dill pickles, and ketchup. Includes hand-cut fries.

The Steaks
Steak Sandwich
Thinly sliced steak or Chicken, Sautéed onions, & Our famous sauce nestled in a hoagie roll topped with an artisan pickle spear. Includes hand-cut fries.
Lotsa Cheese Steak
Thinly sliced steak or Chicken, Sautéed onions, Cheese & Our famous sauce nestled in a hoagie roll topped with an artisan pickle spear. Includes hand-cut fries.
East Coast (Philly Style)
Steak, Onions, and Whiz. Includes hand-cut fries.
West Coast (Cali Style)
Steak, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Bacon, and Mayo. Includes hand-cut fries.

Junior's Originals
Chicken Deluxe
Crispy fried chicken breast topped with lettuce, tomato, and dill mayo. Includes hand-cut fries.
Veggie Po' Boy
Veggie burger, sweet potato fries, lettuce, tomato, and a drizzle of cilantro garlic aioli. Includes hand-cut fries.
Big Texan
House smoked pork on a steak roll topped with our famous BBQ sauce, onion rings, and melted cheddar. Includes hand-cut fries.
Pork Roll
Grilled topped with mustard, American cheese, and onion. Includes hand-cut fries.
FishWich
Hand-battered and deep fried served lettuce, tomato, and tartar sauce. Includes hand-cut fries.
Smoked Meatloaf Grilled Cheese (Award Winner)
House smoked meatloaf and cheddar cheese wedged between Texas toast with our famous BBQ sauce and grilled crisp. Includes hand-cut fries.

Baskets
Fingers & Fries
Fish & Chips
Super Clam Strips with Fries
Trail Fries
Hand-cut fries topped with house-smoked pulled pork, coleslaw, and cheddar cheese.
Ribs Basket
Slathered with our famous sauce served with fries and slaw.
Cheesesteak Fries
Crinkle Cut Fries, Topped with whiz, our Famous sauce, and sliced pickles.
Jersey Tots
Topped with pork roll, cheddar, fried eggs, and drizzled with ketchup.
Falafel Tots
Crispy fried falafel balls served on tater tots drizzled with a siracha ketchup topped with shredded lettuce and tomatoes.

Dogs
Hot Dog
Onion, mustard, and pickles.
Humpty Dog
Onion, pickle, and Humpty sauce.
Berlin Dog
Mustard, pickle, and zesty kraut.
Bandito Dog
Chili, cheese sauce, and corn chips.
Coney Island Dog
Chili, onion, and mustard.
The LJ Dog
Topped with mustard, onion, pickle pulled pork BBQ, cheddar, and slaw.
Fiesta Dog
Quarter pound hotdog stuffed with jalapeno and cheese topped with mustard, scallions, and diced tomatoes.

Kids Menu
Kids Burger
Comes plain with Fries
Kids Fingers & Fries
Grilled Cheese
Comes with Fries
Kids Hot Dog
Plain with Fries
Kids Fish & Chips
Little Texan
Pulled Pork served on Round roll topped with Cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce, & Crispy Onion Ring. Includes Fries

Sides
Hand-Cut Fries
Battered to Order Rings
Sweet Potato Fries
Cheese Wiz
Coleslaw
Tater Tots
Crinkle cut Fries
Sliced Pickles

Drinks
Bottled Soda
Milkshakes Small
Milkshakes Large
Water

Soft Ice Cream
Soft Ice Cream

Sundaes
Wet Walnut
Topped with Whipped Cream & Cherry
Pineapple
Topped with Whipped Cream & Cherry
Strawberry
Topped with Whipped Cream & Cherry
CMP
Chocolate, Marshmallow, Peanuts, Whipped Cream & Cherry
Dusty Road
Malted Powder, Chocolate, Caramel, Whipped Cream & Cherry
Chocolate
Topped with Chocolate Sauce, Whipped Cream & Cherry

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Recent Reviews

The food was excellent, 50 different flavors of milk shake, all different types of diner foods. I had the chicken deluxe sandwich and it was huge. Super crispy and delicious. The fries were crispy and salty. Its a very small operation so be prepared to wait but enjoy the atmosphere
September 2026
Delicious food with good variety. Quick service, took about 8 minutes after ordering for us to get our food, not even 5 to get out milkshakes. The atmosphere was classic diner style and they even had a working pinball machine and arcade cabinet in the back! If I'm ever in the area I'm definitely coming again.
July 2026
We have ordered food many times from Humpty's and loved it every time. We have also used them to cater a grad party and a banquet and could not be happier with the results. If you need catering for a party/event, look into Humpty's. Prices cant be beat, the food is delicious, and the owners are wonderful to work with and very considerate and responsive! A++++
July 2026

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Humpty Junior's

72 US-46, Columbia, NJ 07832
(908) 475-4376