⚠️ DRAMATIC REVIEW — BEWARE ⚠️ Helen’s in Downtown Jersey City, you owe me an apology… and dry cleaning.
I ordered shrimp Parmesan, garlic bread, and a Sprite. After fighting with the system just to place my order — sitting in my car on the phone trying to get it through — I finally thought I’d have a decent lunch. I thought.
The delivery guy shows up on a bicycle (okay cool), but refuses to bring the food inside, even after I TIPPED him WELL. I go outside to get it, come back in, sit down, open the soda… and then disaster strikes.
The Sprite explodes like a shaken-up firecracker. Soda EVERYWHERE. My clothes — soaked. My food — drenched. My phone — sticky. My mood? Unrecoverable.
Mind you — I’m at WORK. Wearing wet clothes. Sticky in 100° weather. Smelling like a combo of shrimp parm and Sprite. And now I’m cleaning up a mess instead of enjoying lunch.
I called the store to explain and all they had to offer me was a whopping $2.65. Not a new meal. Not even a refund. Not even an “I’m sorry.”
I threw the food in the garbage and honestly… that’s where the experience belongs.
0 stars. Helen’s, do better. Because this ain’t it.
Mariano Vega Jr.
Amo g the best pizza in town
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Tina Nn
worst ever in New Jersey. ordered several times but always missing one of the items.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 1
Simran Rajani
Had a veggie with pepperoni pizza - Beyond imagination Such a good crust, portion and toppings. I loved it. It was so fresh, just out of oven.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Richard C
Bad pizza and service
Food: 1
Service: 1
Luke Reid
went in drunk at 2am and they had two delicious slices of cheese pie for me. a little pricy but came out quick and the cheese was especially good
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Trevor Dotson
The margarita pizza is there best and it is so good
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Mohamad Aghababaei
Uncooked chicken and a lot of unnecessary sauce on the pizza. Awful
Food: 1
Linabel Baldonado
The fettuccine alfredo is more than terrible I could not eat it
Food: 2
Aleksandra boczkaj
I don't know what happened with Helens pizza but I guess they don't have the people that cooked for them before. Their food just sucks lately!! You guys need to hire some good cooks because your place is going down
⚠️ DRAMATIC REVIEW — BEWARE ⚠️
Helen’s in Downtown Jersey City, you owe me an apology… and dry cleaning.
I ordered shrimp Parmesan, garlic bread, and a Sprite. After fighting with the system just to place my order — sitting in my car on the phone trying to get it through — I finally thought I’d have a decent lunch. I thought.
The delivery guy shows up on a bicycle (okay cool), but refuses to bring the food inside, even after I TIPPED him WELL. I go outside to get it, come back in, sit down, open the soda… and then disaster strikes.
The Sprite explodes like a shaken-up firecracker.
Soda EVERYWHERE.
My clothes — soaked.
My food — drenched.
My phone — sticky.
My mood? Unrecoverable.
Mind you — I’m at WORK.
Wearing wet clothes.
Sticky in 100° weather.
Smelling like a combo of shrimp parm and Sprite.
And now I’m cleaning up a mess instead of enjoying lunch.
I called the store to explain and all they had to offer me was a whopping $2.65. Not a new meal. Not even a refund. Not even an “I’m sorry.”
I threw the food in the garbage and honestly… that’s where the experience belongs.
0 stars. Helen’s, do better. Because this ain’t it.
Amo g the best pizza in town
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
worst ever in New Jersey. ordered several times but always missing one of the items.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 1
Had a veggie with pepperoni pizza - Beyond imagination
Such a good crust, portion and toppings. I loved it. It was so fresh, just out of oven.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Bad pizza and service
Food: 1
Service: 1
went in drunk at 2am and they had two delicious slices of cheese pie for me. a little pricy but came out quick and the cheese was especially good
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
The margarita pizza is there best and it is so good
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Uncooked chicken and a lot of unnecessary sauce on the pizza. Awful
Food: 1
The fettuccine alfredo is more than terrible I could not eat it
Food: 2
I don't know what happened with Helens pizza but I guess they don't have the people that cooked for them before. Their food just sucks lately!! You guys need to hire some good cooks because your place is going down
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 4
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Food: 5
Service: 5
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