Uncle Tanks Kitchen and Bar
310 Elizabeth Ave, Somerset
(732) 584-6363
Customers' Favorites
Classic Thin Crust Cheese Pizza
More Than Just Buffalo Wings
Beer Battered Fish & Chips
Mushroom and Swiss Burger
Warm Soft Pretzel Braids
Jerk Chicken Quesadilla
Grilled Cheese Du Jour
Truffle Parmesan Fries
Yadda Yadda Empanadas
Buffalo Chicken Salad
Apps & Snacks
Cheesy Pizza Garlic Bread
Fresh mozzarella, marinara, fresh basil
Chips and Salsa
Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with pico de gallo
Quesadilla
12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo | Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3
special quesadilla
12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo |Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3
App Special
12 inch flour tortilla filled with cheddar cheese, toasted to perfection and served with scallion sour cream & pico de gallo |Add chicken, beef, or vegetarian chili +$3
Bird Is the Word
Crispy chicken tenders with two choices from the Dunk Tank
Bruschetta Rustica
Garlic crostini (5) topped with truffle ricotta and marinated tomato, onion, garlic and basil, drizzled with balsamic reduction
Pierogi Pyszne
Pan fried potato & cheese pierogi with caramelized onions, beer kraut, and scallion sour cream
Rastaman Vibration
Jamaican jerk chicken skewers with island slaw and ginger mango drizzle
Yadda Yadda Empanada
Crispy trio of pulled chicken, black bean and pepperjack empanadas with pico de gallo, scallion sour cream and smoked tomato coulis
Onion Petals
Crispy batter fried onion petals served with two choices from the Dunk Tank
Chips and Guacamole
Basket of house-fried tortilla chips with homemade guacamole
Sheetload of Nachos PEQUEÑO 1/8 SHEET
House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream
Sheetload of Nachos MEDIO 1/4 SHEET
House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream
Sheetload of Nachos FIESTA 1/2 SHEET
House-Fried tortilla chips, queso, refried black beans, pico de gallo, jalapeño, guacamole and scallion sour cream
Dilly Dilly!
Crispy battered fried dill pickle chips served with Dijon horseradish aioli
Warm Soft Pretzel Braids
Duo of soft pretzel braids served with honey mustard and chipotle bacon aioli
Wings
10 crispy naked jumbo wings served with ranch or bleu cheese and celery sticks | Choice of: Buffalo, Dry buffalo, Uncle Tank's BBQ, Pineapple Hoisin, Spicy Garlic Parmesan, Honey Sriracha
Mamma Mia!
Italian sausage, pepper & onion dip topped with melted mozzarella and served with grilled garlic toasts
Soups & Salads
Asian Surf or Turf Salad
Mixed baby greens, pineapple hoisin glazed pork belly or seared tuna, cucumber, carrots, scallions, wonton crisps, ginger-sesame vinaigrette with a choice of Pork belly or Seared tuna or both
Dang That's Refreshing
Baby arugala, watermelon, feta cheese, cucumber, red onion, toasted pistachios, lemon-basil vinaigrette
Buffalo Chicken Salad
Romaine lettuce, chopped buffalo chicken tenders, celery, carrots, crumbled bleu cheese, bleu cheese dressing
Santa Fe Tortilla Salad
Romaine lettuce, shredded cheddar/jack, black bean & corn salsa, fresh avocado, crispy flour tortilla strips, chipotle ranch dressing
SIDE Caesar (small)
Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, homestyle caesar dressing
Classic Caesar FULL (large)
Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, homestyle caesar dressing
SIDE Garden Salad (Small)
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic parmesan croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette
Somerset Garden Salad FULL (Large)
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic parmesan croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette
Is This Chili?
Vegetarian chili topped with cheddar cheese and scallion sour cream served with house-fried tortilla chips
Crock O' Onion
French onion soup with toasted crostini, topped with melted Swiss
Soup Du Jour cup (sm)
Soup Du Jour Bowl (LG)
Entrees
Jumbo All Beef Hot Dog
Our jumbo all beef double hot dog with additional fixins for $2 and fancy fixins for $4 and fries
Texas Tommy
Our jumbo all double beef hot dog with American, smoked bacon, onion petals, Uncle Tanks BBQ sauce
Little Italy
Our jumbo all double beef hot dog with potatoes ,roasted red peppers, sauteed onions, provolone, roasted garlic aioli
Beyond Meat Burger
Served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and fries (sub a side salad + $1)
Gluten Free Rolls Available +$2
Turkey Burger
Served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and fries (sub a side salad + $1)
Gluten Free Rolls Available +$2
El Mariachi
Our turkey burger with pepperjack, smoked bacon, fresh jalapeno, guacamole
Corleone
Our Jumbo All beef double hot dog with Roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, chicken fingers, truffle ricotta
Chuck and Shortrib Blend Burger
Chuck and short rib blend burger served with lettuce, tomato and onion, and fries. You can add additional fixins for an additional $2 and fancy fixins for $4
Gluten free roll add $2
The O'Burger
Our chuck and short rib blend burger with corned beef, Swiss, coleslaw, thousand Island.
The Old McDonald Burger
Our chuck and rib blend burger with Pork belly, fried egg, cheddar
HANKS MENU
Na Zdrowie!
Grilled Kielbasa and Pierogis with caramelized onions, scallion sour cream, and daily vegetable
Pork Chops
Grilled twin pork chops with mushrooms and onions in a marsala cream over crispy potatoes with daily vegetable
Pan Roasted Salmon
Sesame crusted salmon with ginger-scallion jasmine rice, daily vegetable & sweet chile aioli
Shrimp Scampi Pasta
shrimp,baby spinach, mezze rigatoni, white wine and garlic sauce,more butter than you should probably have in a day,shaved parmesan and asiago cheeses
Chicken Pisa
Tower of sautéed chicken cutlets, baby spinach, roasted red peppers, and fresh mozzarella with mezze rigatoni in house made marinara with shaved parmesan, romano & asiago
Summerset Tortellini
grilled zucchini, summer squash, sweet onions, roasted red peppers, light pesto cream sauce,shaved parmesan and asiago
Fish & Chips
Golden crispy Atlantic cod with Old Bay fries and tartar sauce
16OZ T-Bone
Char-grilled 16oz T-bone steak with crispy potatoes, daily vegetable, Dijon horseradish aioli & caramelized onion au jus
Special of the Week
Pizzas
Bruschetta Pizza
bruschetta, truffle ricotta, mozzarella, olive oil,fresh basil
Shrimp Scampi Pizza
Garlic shrimp, garlic spinach, garlic oil, mozzarella,fresh parsley
Margherita Salsiccia
Fresh mozzarella, sausage & peppers gravy, fresh basil
Pizza Margherita
Fresh mozzarella, marinara, fresh basil
SPECIAL PIZZA
Check our weekly specials
Nacho Mama's Pizza
chedder/jack,black beans, jalapenos, queso sauce, pico de gallo and scallion sour cream
The Baller
sliced meatball,grape tomatoes,red onion, feta cheese,mozzarella
Traditional
Mozzarella and marinara
Crinkle Fries
Mardi Gras Fries
Melted pepperjack, crispy pulled pork, Cajun spice, jalapeno
Buffalo Fries
Dry buffalo rub, bleu cheese sauce, scallions
Chesapeake Fries
Old Bay Seasoning and Queso
Cheeseburger Fries
Melted cheddar, ground beef, sautéed onions & mushrooms
Truffle Parmesan Fries
Truffle oil, parmesan cheese, cracked pepper
O'Brien's Fries
Melted Swiss, chipped corned beef, thousand island
Chili Fries
Vegetarian chili, queso, scallion sour cream
Longwiches
Grilled Cheese Du Jour
Texas toast grilled cheese of the day. Check our weekly specials
The Classic
Crispy smoked bacon with iceberg lettuce, sliced tomato and chipotle bacon aioli on grilled Texas toast
Meatball Dom
Homemade sliced jumbo meatball, sausage & peppers gravy, parmesan & sharp provolone cheeses on a toasted garlic long roll
Il Caprese
Fresh mozzarella with roasted red peppers, sliced tomato, fresh baby spinach, roasted garlic aioli and balsamic reduction on a long roll
Add grilled or crispy chicken $5, add grilled shrimp $8
The O'Brien
Beer braised corned beef with melted Swiss, beer kraut, and thousand island dressing on a toasted caraway long roll
Diablito
Grilled chicken cutlets with pepperjack cheese, refried black beans, jalapeños, pico de gallo and chipotle bacon aioli on a long roll
Lisbon Love
Bifana- style pounded pork cutlets,pickled red onion, tomato, fresh baby arugula,roasted garlic aioli
Sweet Carolina
Slow cooked pulled pork with coleslaw, pickles, Uncle Tank's BBQ sauce and onion straws on a long roll
Oh My Cod!
Beer battered fried Atlantic cod with shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion and thousand island on a long roll
Can't Banh Mi Love
Pineapple hoisin glazed Pork Belly with house pickled cucumber & carrots, shredded lettuce, scallions, cilantro, and chile-lime aioli on a long roll
Da Jerk
Jamaican Jerk pulled chicken, island slaw, ginger-mango Coulis
Veggie Sammie
grilled zucchini, yellow squash, sweet onion, roasted red peppers, provolone, baby arugula, pesto aioli, toasted garlic long roll
La Famiglia
House roasted porchetta topped with sautéed spinach, roasted garlic aioli and sharp provolone on a long roll
Sides
Sub Salad $1
sub plain crinkle fries
SUB SWEET POTATO FRY $2
Garlic Spinach
Daily Vegetable
Crispy Potatoes
Coleslaw
SIDE Garden Salad (Small)
SIDE Caesar Salad (Small)
house chips
Sweet Potato Crinkle Fries
Crinkle Fries
SIDE Garden Salad (Small)
Mixed baby greens, carrots, red onion, grape tomatoes, cucumber, garlic parmesan croutons, honey balsamic vinaigrette
Dunk Tank Sauces
Honey Mustard
Scallion Sour Cream
Smoked Tomato Coulis
Homestyle Caesar
Chipotle Ranch
Pesto Aioli
Bleu Cheese
Ranch
Roasted Garlic Aioli
Chile-Lime Aioli
Sriracha Honey
Uncle Tank's BBQ
Dijon Horseradish
Chipotle Bacon Aioli
Queso
online desserts
Pumkin Peacn Bread Pudding
Pumpkin Pecan bread pudding with maple syrup and whipped cream
Butter Toffee Cake
strawberry coulis, toasted almonds, whipped cream
RW Bread Pudding
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Recent Reviews
I ordered take out - old bay seasoning and queso fries and a quesadilla. I think the quesadilla would have been better if I ate it at the restaurant but the portions are huge!! The fries were pretty good
March 2025
Could not recommend Uncle Tank's more highly. The staff literally saved my life. I order a Cesear Salad which I was seriously enjoying but unfortunately a big bite went down the whole hole and I started choking. The waitness Hannah was very attentive and gave me the Heimlich which allowed me to cough up my stuck food. After a brief bathroom visit, I was able to calm down and went back to finish my meal which was delicious. Life savers!!
February 2025
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