Fat Bastard and Son's Restaurant
434 US-46, South Hackensack
(201) 402-0990
Customers' Favorites
Grilled Chicken with Sausage
The Original Old Judge Pizza
Old Judge Penne Vodka Style
Chicken Francese Entrée
Fried Calamari Linguini
Wings Sauce on the Side
Chicken Parmigiana Sub
Baked Clams Oreganata
Cheese Sicilian Pizza
Fat Bastard Sandwich
Appetizers
Baked Clams (Oreganato)
Baked Clams(Oreganato)
Bruschettas
Bruschettas
Calamari
Calamari
Disco Fries
Gravy and Mozzarella
Fat Basket
Fat Basket
French Fries
French Fries
Fresh Clams
Fresh clams
Fresh Mozz w/Tomatoes
Fresh Mozz w/Tomatoes
Garlic Knots (5)
Garlic Knots (5)
Mac n Cheese Balls (2)
Mac n Cheese Balls(2)
Meatballs (3)
Meatballs (3)
Mussels
Mussels
Quesadillas
Quesadillas
Rice Balls (2)
Rice Balls (2)
Calzone
Calzone
Cheesesteak Minis (4)
Cheesesteak minis(4)
Chicken Fingers with French Fries
Chicken Fingers/FF
Chips and Dip
Chips and Dip
Eggplant Rollatini
Eggplant Rollatini
Fried Raviolis (8)
Fried Raviolis (8)
Garlic Bread w/Cheese
Garlic Bread w/Cheese
Onion Rings
Onion Rings
Pickle Chips
Pickle chips
Sliders with French Fries (3)
Slider w/Fries(3)
Stromboli
Stromboli
Sweet Potato Fries
Sweet Potato Fries
Bastard Fries
Topped w/ Cheddar, Mozz, Bacon, Drizzled with Chipotle Ranch
Ham and Cheese Calzone
Ham and cheese calzone
Mozzarella Carrozza
Battered Mozzarella in a bread deep fried, served with marinara sauce
Pepperoni Calzone
Pepperoni calzone
Shrimp Cocktail
Shrimp Cocktail
Stuffed Mushrooms
Stuffed w/ Vegetable + Herb Stuffing in a Marsala Demi Glaze
Beverages
1 Liter Aqua Pana
1LT Aqua Pana
2 Liter Soda
2 Liter Soda
Apple Juice
Apple Juice
Can Soda
Can Soda
Fountain Soda
Fountain Soda
Orange Juice
Orange Juice
San Pellegrino
San Pellegrino
Water Bottle
water
Red Bull
Red Bull
Burgers
The Triple Chin
Three tier cheese burger with cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, bacon, and Bastard Sauce
Bacon Ranch Burger
Bacon Ranch Burger
Cheese Burger
Cheese Burger
Classic Burger
Classic Burger
Dessert
Brownie Sundae
Brownie Sundae
Cannoli
Cannoli
Cheese Cake
Cheese Cake
Churros
Churros
Connoli (2)
Connoli (2)
Funnel Fries
Funnel Fries
Nutella Pie 10"
Nutella Pie 10
Zeppoles
Zeppoles
Entrees
Chicken Francese
Chicken Francese
Chicken Marsala
Chicken Marsala
Grilled Chicken and Sausage with Broccoli Rabe
Grilled chicken served over sautéed sausage and broccoli rabe
Chicken Scarpariello
Onions, peppers, mushrooms, potatoes + sausage in a sherry wine sauce
Fried Calamari Linguini
Over Linguini
Grilled Chicken with Mixed Vegetables
Seasoned grilled chicken breast over mixed vegetables
Seafood Marinara
Shrimp, Mussels, Clams, and Calamari over Linguini
Shrimp Scampi
Shrimp Scampi
Chicken Milanese
Pan fried breaded chicken topped w/ a mushroom bruschetta drizzled w/balsamic reduction
Chicken Parm w/Pasta
Chicken Parm w/Pasta
Chicken Rollatini
Stuffed w/ ham + mozzarella in a brandy cream sauce w/mushrooms + roasted peppers
Chicken Sorrentino
Topped w/eggplant + mozz in a marsala tomato demi glace
Seafood Marrechiada
Clams, Mussels, Shrimp, and Calamari in a plum tomato broth
Pasta
Tomato Sauce Pasta
Tomato Sauce Pasta
Baked Ziti
Baked Ziti
Cheese Ravioli
Cheese Ravioli
Eggplant Parmigiana Pasta
Sautéed eggplant baked in our fresh plum tomato and basil sauce topped with fresh mozzarella
Fettuccine Alfredo
Fettuccine Alfredo
Lasagne (w/meat)
Lasagne
Linguini Clam Sauce
Linguini Clam Sauce
Lobster Ravioli
Lobster Ravioli
Macaroni & Cheese
Macaroni & Cheese
Penne Arrabbiata
Penne Arrabbiata
Penne Vodka
Penne Vodka
Stuffed Shells
Stuffed Shells
Cavatelli w/ Broccoli
Cavatelli w/ Broccoli
Shells w/ Eggplant
Diced Eggplant, roasted onions, Garlic, with Basil in a light Marinara Broth topped w/ fresh mozz
Tortellini Alfredo
Tortellini Alfredo
Pizza
Buffalo Chix Pie
Buffalo Chix Pie
Large Pizza
Pizza 16'
Specialty Slice
Specialty Slice
The Old Judge
The Original Old Judge (Thin Crust Pizza)
Hawaiian Pie
HAWAIIAN PIE
Sicilian Pie
Sicilian Pie
Sicilian Slice
Sicilian Slice
Bacon White Pie
Homemade alfredo sauce, mozz cheese, ricotta cheese and bacon
Chix & Vodka Pie
Chix & Vodka Pie
Chix Bacon Ranch Pie
Breaded chicken, crispy bacon and creamy ranch
Drunken Bast Pie
Homemade vodka sauce, fresh mozz, fresh basil
Fajita Pie
Seasoned grilled chicken, pepperoni, onions, monterey cheese topped with sour cream and guacamole
Lobster Mac&Chz Pie
Creamy lobster mac n cheese mix with cheddar cheese
Mac n Cheese Pie
Macaroni with cheese mix
Margarita Pie
Fresh Mozzarella, Plum Tomato sauce and Basil
Meatlovers Pie
Marinara sauce, Italian sausage, bacon, salami, pepperoni
Penne Vodka Pie
Penne, Creamy vodka sauce, Melted mozzarella
Personal Pizza
Pizza 12'
Medium Pizza
Pizza 14'
Regular Slice
Regular Slice
The Piggy Pie
Slow cooked roasted pork, tang BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese
Veggie Pie
Red sauce, broccoli, mushrooms, roasted peppers, garlic, onions and olives
White Pie
Ricotta, mozzarella, parmesan
White w/Broccoli Pie
Ricotta, mozzarella, parmesan and cooked broccoli
Grandma Pie
Grandma Pie
Salads
Garden Salad
Iceberg, red onion, cucumbers, carrots, celery, peppers and tomatoes
Seafood Salad
Calamari, clams, mussels, shrimp, red onion, celery, carrots in a lemon & oil dressing over mixed greens
Steak Salad
Mixed greens, tomato, red onion, egg, bacon, mushrooms, roasted peppers
Antipasto
Ham, salami, provolone, pepperoni on a garden salad
Buffalo Chicken Salad
Regular garden salad topped w/blue cheese crumbles and buffalo chicken
Ceasar Salad
Ceasar Salad
Cobb Salad
Turkey, bacon, egg, crumbled blue cheese, avocado
Santa Fe Salad
Mixed green tomato,cranberries, walnuts, corn, avocado, black beans, shredded cheddar
Tuna Salad
Tuna over a garden salad
Sandwhich
Fatty Arbuckle (Italian Sub)
Italian Sub
Meatball Parm Sandwich
Meatball Parm Snd
Philly Cheese Steak
Philly Cheese Steak
Fat Bastard Sandwich
Cheesesteak, chicken fingers, french fries, mozz sticks w mozz cheese topped with Bastard sauce
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Buffalo Chx Snd
Chicken Parm Sandwich
Chix Parm Snd
Chicken Vodka Parm Sandwich
Chix Vodka Parm Snd
Eggplant Parm Sandwich
Eggplant Parm Snd
Fresh Mozzarella Sandwich
Fresh Mozz Snd
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Grl Chix Snd
Sausage Peppers and Onions Sandwich
Sau/Pep/Onion Snd
Chicken Cutlet Hero
Chicken cutlet hero
Make Your Own Bastard
Choose 4: Chicken fingers, french fries, mac n cheese bites, mozz sticks, onion rings, cheesesteak, bacon
Sausage Parm Sandwich
Sausage Parm Snd
Shrimp Parm Sandwich
Shrimp Parm Snd
Veal Parm Sandwich
Veal Parm Snd
Sides
Side House Salad
SD House Salad
Side Meatballs
SD Meatballs
Side Sausage & Broccoli Rabe
SD Sausage & Broc Rabe
Side of Broccoli
SD Broccoli
Side Broccoli Rabe
SD Broccoli Rabe
Side Sausage
SD Sausage
Side Mashed Potatoes
Mashed potato
Soups
Soup of the Day
Soup of the Day
Chicken Noodle
Chicken Noodle
Wings
Wings (12)
Wings (12)
Wings (6)
Wings (6)
Boneless (8)
Boneless (8)
Wraps
Chicken Vodka Wrap
Chix Vodka Wrap
Vegetable Wrap
Vegetable Wrap
BLT Wrap
Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Chicken Ceasar Wrap
Chicken Bacon Wrap
Chix Bacon ranch wrap
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Recent Reviews
First time leaving your review while I'm at the restaurant. We stopped at Fat Bastard by Teterboro Airport. The food is fantastic, lots of televisions and a cool atmosphere to watch games and get a quick bite. Thank you for a very pleasant stop.
August 2025
In town for SummerSlam weekend, tired of driving and found delivery options. The food ordered was amazing. Would definitely try other items on menu if I am ever back in the area for anything!
August 2025
updated to include in person
even better than their great takeaway
flexibility with menu items
servers irl
drivers n staff all very friendly
plus live music
wonderful experience
even better than their great takeaway
flexibility with menu items
servers irl
drivers n staff all very friendly
plus live music
wonderful experience
June 2025
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