Chicken Shops in Iqaluit, NU

“Greatest restaurant in the whole world. I took one bite of that chicken and my soul was instantly sent to heaven. After i ate here nothing else tasted good ever again. And after i digested that glorious chicken it turned into pure 24 karat gold when i pooped it out. When i sold the poo i dropped jt on the ground and it split in half revealing that it was filled with a valuable purple diamond and it had a ring that would grant the user three wishes if i rubbed it. I asked the genie why it would let me have wishes and it said that the three wishes came with the combo meal. The second time i ate here i had diarrhea but when my old dog drank it and became a puppy again. I gingerly took a sip wondering what happened and i instantly turned into a child! I had pooed out a potion of youth! They also left me 30 tonnes of pure gold and diamonds as a bonus for buying the combo meal.“