Turtles all the way down

236 Malcolm X Blvd, Brooklyn
(646) 515-2552

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Raymond

Never again! The rudest, ghetto and blatant ignorance that prompted me to leave this review. I thought this was a decent place but it’s exactly the opposite. Never again.

Joseph Valle

me and Aidan walked here while
recording some audio from the tape deck to make samples with , I miss Aidan we had so much fun hanging this fall

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Richelle Trivedi

Went there on a Friday evening, and it was packed. The bartender was great and met some really wonderful people. I look forward to going back!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Jamal Jenkins

They torturing the turtles bro fr. They are drowning.

Pink Foster

Tuesday night chef the best tacos and burgers ever with vegan options

Vegetarian options: Falafel on Tuesdays only

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Watermelon Mint

Kai Cerqueira

Beware! Bro vibes, unsafe bar. Someone spiked my friend’s drink last time! Never going back

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 3

Es E

The bartender is a weird guy, and you have to serve yourself water over the garbage can.

Tidalus

Chill place with a good hang out vibe.

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 4

josie Innocent

Pretty cool bar but the bouncer at the front refuses to take valid ID’s because my ID didn’t scan and he was too lazy to type my ID’s number into the system. It’s pretty funny too because this same security guard at the front let me into the bar 3 times before, but each time he let me in he threatened me because my ID didn’t scan. Each time I ensured him that my ID was real it’s just that it had a scratch on the back that made it not scan.

Tonight I tried to get to security guard to understand that my ID is indeed real and he continued to berate and belittle me. He even refused to type my ID number into his little ID scanner machine.

This security guard was working on Sunday July 28th I truly do not think individuals like this should be working at a bar. Especially if they cannot tell the difference between a real and fake ID.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Naya Robinson

It was a horrible experience I went there for a friend birthday the fat bartender gets mad at me for yelling out it’s my friend birthday hello!! Multiple times asked me to lower my voice then try and get me put out after spending my money totally raciest I wasn’t disrespectful or disrespecting anyone so that was so uncalled for i wouldn’t recommend this place

Hunter Calvitti

Bought two $16 dollar painkillers and was charged $36. With an added fee no less? They’re out here robbing customers

Service: 1

Yarold B

Appreciated that there was actually a turtle, ? seemed to be a sweetheart. Patio area is nice

Alexander Wilson

Sis did a great job being hospitable!! And it’s cute n cheap momma it gives girls me low key life energy. The security / door man is eating as well!! 10/10/10

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: High Life

Gen S

Fun , good music , outdoor patio, n easy going crowd!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Am S

It’s unfortunate, this in some ways is a really cool chill spot - with some great bar tenders and music. However, it is spoilt with the addition of crooked bouncers and opportunistic thieves that operate in the bar.

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