Turtles all the way down
236 Malcolm X Blvd, Brooklyn
(646) 515-2552
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The doorman was friendly and kept my knife for me while I was there. Staff was busy as hell but still friendly and attentive. Vibe was pretty chill. My wife stayed longer than I did and lost her CC's and ID but that's not the bar's fault. Will say I felt kind of bad for the turtles because the loud music would stress them out a bit.
Pretty chill dive bar. Came after work (nite shift) and it was pretty calm. Turtles were cute too, unsure if this is related to the John Green book but I thought the bar name was cute
Haven’t been back in years and that white guy with the glasses, the beard, and the hat is still working there. He’s always so professional and kind even when the bar is packed to the gills. I’m really reviewing for him, it’s nice to see a familiar face, and to see that the bastards haven’t ground him down yet.
Also drinks are still cheap and the vibe still sleazy 🤘 They didn’t have security guards back in my day, just a bouncer, but it’s for...
Also drinks are still cheap and the vibe still sleazy 🤘 They didn’t have security guards back in my day, just a bouncer, but it’s for...
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