Somewhere Nowhere NYC - Lounge, Nightclub & Rooftop Pool

Amazing VD’24 @ SN Rooftop. Booked at the enclosure first, and then were able to move into the outdoor Igloo. Both experiences were great, definitely recommend!
Of course, we loved the Igloo even better but it’s twice as expensive. The view from the Igloo to the Empire State building was very beautiful & romantic.
The drinks & food selection great & super tasty. It was a freezing day & the Igloo had its own heater & few fur-like throw blankets, was just right.
Our reservation came with the preset dinner, bottle of Madame Clicquot, s’mores, red roses on the table & strawberry tarte & everything was set up perfect & super romantic for us. Waitstaff & bartenders went out their way to make everyone’s experience truly amazing.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Nice 🥰

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

This place is fabu. I have been twice once for EDM and the DJs were excellent and another time for swing dancing on a Wednesday and if was So Much Fun

The place is beautiful and the bartenders are excellent

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Amazing client service. I was able to recover an item I had lost!

Service: 5

Expect to wait in a line for literally anything for 30+ minutes (getting in, the coat line, the bar, taking an elevator to leave, etc.) The aesthetic of the bar is nice, but that’s about all it’s got going on. The staff was constantly in everyone’s business whether you had a table or were on the dance floor. You get shoved aside from your spot/table for promoters to drag their group through. And worst of all the female security member working inside the elevator to leave was SO abrasive with every guest trying to leave the club. I watched the elevator open for the next group to move on to leave and she reached out and snatched a woman to drag her onto the elevator while separating her from her group to get on while she was screaming at everyone to start moving. The male security guard upstairs had to apologize profusely for her behavior because it was truthfully very unnerving for guests who were quite literally doing nothing but waiting to leave. Would never go back here. 0/10 not a good time.

Atmosphere: 3

Service: 1

Liars. Horrible business practices. My party bought a table and 3 bottles and were promised that guests who were arriving late would be accommodated and could join our table. When the guests arrived, they were told they’d need to purchase a separate table. We were rushed to our table which I thought was bizarre, but brushed it off. Ended up having to go down and argue with the original door folks who told us 15 minutes earlier that late guests would be accommodated. Accused me of not understanding math and completely disregarded and denied what was agreed to minutes earlier. Extremely shady people and business practices here. Rushing us to our table should’ve been a red flag, but we ignored it. Don’t make the same mistake that we did. Don’t get scammed by these scammers. (And by the way, it wasn’t even fun when we got upstairs. Overblown for the crowd we ended up seeing. Go literally anywhere else. Better crowds and real business.)

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

One of the Best Places to go for a date night or just to have fun with your friends! Loved the Igloos so warm and beautiful. What I loved the most has to be the view!!!! Incredible!!! Food and drinks was tasty fun vibes! Definitely a must try if you’re in NYC!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

A very nice place

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 4

Place is okay, it's expensive, and bouncers treat you terrible do not go you will have a bad experience trying to get in and if you are able to make it in, they will try to rip you off.

Atmosphere: 3

Service: 1

This is my 2nd year hosting a sit down dinner / nightclub experience at Somewhere / Nowhere. We hosted a 60 person, 3 course sit down event, with open bar, and then opened up to 100 people for a 3 hour premium bar. Sit down also included beer, wine and cocktails, which we upgraded to premium when we shifted from dinner. We also had welcome drinks, and apps as folks settled in before dinner.

The team at Somewhere/Nowhere was fantastic. We served the dinner family style, with great portions and the experience for attendees is awesome. (Their Chef is Sandy Hall a otal NYC legend and bad ass - NETFLIX, etc).

We received a high-end NYC night club experience, with the check in, security, and AMAZING venue and music - at a premiere location. Not to mention the staff quality - beautiful and charming crew from the security team, to elevator, coat check and bar/waitstaff.

They also have really great screens, and interesting touches to allow you to either have some branding, or other display items throughout the venue.

Quite literally people talk about the event I throw here for a year and are ready to come back instantly. I host this as a business / after party for a major conference in our industry, and let's just say - it's the highlight of most attendees. Sorry I don't have more photos to share. Needless to say partying in the skyline of NYC is fire - AND - the decor is absolutely enchanting.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I recently orchestrated a holiday event at Somewhere Nowhere, and I can confidently say it was an unforgettable experience! The Manhattan views from the venue were absolutely stunning, providing the perfect backdrop for our event. Working with the staff was a true pleasure – they were professional, accommodating, and attentive to every need throughout the entire process.

A special shout-out to Kelsey, the Event Director, who went above and beyond to ensure everything ran smoothly. Her attention to detail and dedication made all the difference. The food was delicious, and every guest was impressed by the quality and presentation.

The team, including the lighting technician, did an incredible job customizing the event to fit our vision. Their creativity and commitment were evident in every aspect, and it truly made the event a huge success! If you're looking for a venue to host a corporate event, I can't recommend Somewhere Nowhere enough. I’m already looking forward to our next event there!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

We hosted our large work holiday party here and couldn't have been happier. The event lead, Kristy, made the whole experience amazing and you can't find a better venue. We can't wait to come back again.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Imagine leaving Zero Bond to meet a friend who’s visiting town here. When you get there, no one is in line and the bouncer tells you that the cover is a $750 minimum spend for you and two of your friends. That was honestly laughable and explains why bars like this never end up staying in business. Do yourself the favor and don’t waste your time here.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Disappointing Experience at Somewhere Nowhere

I recently stayed at Renaissance Chelsea which boasts Somewhere Nowhere as one of its key attractions. Unfortunately, my experience was far from what I expected. Despite being a guest at the hotel, I was charged an exorbitant $300 for entry to the club. I assumed hotel guests would receive some consideration or perks, but this wasn’t the case.

To make matters worse, when I reached out to Jason at the concierge for assistance, he was unhelpful and dismissive. I expected a higher level of service from a hotel of this caliber, especially when it comes to ensuring a seamless experience for their guests.

While the club itself may be appealing, the lack of coordination and guest service left a sour taste. If you’re staying at Renaissance and considering visiting somewhere nowhere, be prepared to pay full price and don’t expect much support from the staff.

We hosted our corporate holiday party for 250 people at Somewhere Nowhere and it was such a success! Our event contact, Kelsey, was phenomenal in the organization and planning. She guided us through the whole process, was flexible and accommodated our changing needs, and helped us throw the best holiday party we've ever had. She also coordinated with their in-house DJ and decor team to spare us the stress of having to find external vendors. Some verbatim feedback we got from our team members:

"It was a beautiful venue. The decor along with the little team touches really made the whole experience feel very festive and fun."

"Venue was amazing, beautiful, and the right size for large group and small group breakouts. DJ was fun and open bar was awesome. Big contender for best holiday party yet!"

"It was a REALLY nice venue with plenty of spaces to sit and hang out. Particularly liked the outdoor igloos!"

"The space was perfect! Amazing views, easy access to the bar, big dance floor and the igloos were wonderful."

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5